• Why don't some couples go to the gym? <br/>
Because some relationships don't work out!
    Why don't some couples go to the gym?
    Because some relationships don't work out!
  • The symptoms of EBOLA are:<br/>
Sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pain.<br/>
A kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone!
    The symptoms of EBOLA are:
    Sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pain.
    A kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone!
  • Foreigner: Is Orange fruit considered holy in India?<br/>
Indian: No, why?<br/>
Foreigner: I have heard people calling it `Saint Ra`!
    Foreigner: Is Orange fruit considered holy in India?
    Indian: No, why?
    Foreigner: I have heard people calling it "Saint Ra"!
  • I was hitting on this woman when she said she's married with two kids. I was so shocked!<br/>
I mean, marrying one kid was bad enough, right?
    I was hitting on this woman when she said she's married with two kids. I was so shocked!
    I mean, marrying one kid was bad enough, right?
  • An experienced worker is just someone who knows which projects will get you the most credit for the least work!
    An experienced worker is just someone who knows which projects will get you the most credit for the least work!
  • Most people don't truly appreciate being single until they've been married!
    Most people don't truly appreciate being single until they've been married!
  • Kids never remember a single word you tell them until it's something you shouldn't have said!
    Kids never remember a single word you tell them until it's something you shouldn't have said!
  • Don't be afraid to change. You may lose something good, but you may gain something even better!
    Don't be afraid to change. You may lose something good, but you may gain something even better!
  • Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you're not one of them!
    Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you're not one of them!
  • The four hardest tasks are:<br/>
To return love for hate;<br/>
To include the excluded;<br/>
To forgive without apology;<br/>
and to be able to say, `I was wrong`.<br/>
Good Morning!
    The four hardest tasks are:
    To return love for hate;
    To include the excluded;
    To forgive without apology;
    and to be able to say, "I was wrong".
    Good Morning!