|Why don't some couples go to the gym? |
Because some relationships don't work out!
|The symptoms of EBOLA are:|
Sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pain.
A kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone!
|Foreigner: Is Orange fruit considered holy in India?|
Indian: No, why?
Foreigner: I have heard people calling it "Saint Ra"!
|I was hitting on this woman when she said she's married with two kids. I was so shocked!|
I mean, marrying one kid was bad enough, right?
|An experienced worker is just someone who knows which projects will get you the most credit for the least work!|
|Most people don't truly appreciate being single until they've been married!|
|Kids never remember a single word you tell them until it's something you shouldn't have said!|
|Don't be afraid to change. You may lose something good, but you may gain something even better!|
|Life is full of fake people. Before you decide to judge them, make sure you're not one of them!|
|The four hardest tasks are:|
To return love for hate;
To include the excluded;
To forgive without apology;
and to be able to say, "I was wrong".