|Santa Apni Billi Se Tang Aa Kar Use Door Chhod Aaya. Ghar Aaya Toh Billi Wapas Aa Gayi Thi!|
Doosari Baar Bhi Aisa Hi Hua!
Teesri Baar Bahut Door Aur Mushkil Bhare Raaste Pe Chhod Aaya. Jab Wapas Aa Raha Toh Usene Apni Biwi Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puch, "Kya Billi Ghar Aa Gayi?"
Biwi: Ji, Use Toh Bahut Der Ho Gayi.
Santa: Usko Bhej, Main Raasta Bhool Gaya Hun!
|Positive or Negative... The difference is only in our thinking. Otherwise, the staircase is the same.`|
Some use it for going up and some for coming down!
Have a great day!
|What Whatsapp killed:|
And a lot of people!
|If poison expires, does that make it more poisonous or less poisonous?|
|Always counting to ten after someone pisses you off. It gives you time to think of somewhere to bury him!|
|As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said:|
"You know, one would have been enough!"
|The lack of pockets on women's pants is part of a conspiracy to sell more purses and hand bags!|
|Can we make a waterbed more bouncy by using 'spring' water?|
|Don't let the shadows of your past darken the doorstep of your future. Forgive and let go!|
|Stop telling God how big your problems are and start telling your problems how big your God is.|