|If Tom Cruise makes another "Mission Impossible" they better change the name to "Mission Implausible"!|
|Spending today complaining about yesterday won't make tomorrow any better.|
You need to try hard to make it better!
|If you want to be successful you have to separate yourself from the crowd. No one became great by following the herd.|
|The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4 am is discovering that some people do it on purpose so they can exercise.|
What's wrong with these people!
Drink until she's beautiful, but stop before you ask her to marry you!
|My friend is a professional sleepwalker. |
He is living the dream!
|A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.|
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher...
|I don't know what my superpower is but I'm positive my greatest weakness is chips and dip!|
|My new girlfriend works at the zoo. |
I think she's a keeper!
|Sometimes in life, you have to get knocked down to realize that you need to turn it up a notch. No one became successful without getting knocked down a few times!|