• If Tom Cruise makes another `Mission Impossible` they better change the name to `Mission Implausible`!
    If Tom Cruise makes another "Mission Impossible" they better change the name to "Mission Implausible"!
  • Spending today complaining about yesterday won't make tomorrow any better.<br/>
You need to try hard to make it better!
    Spending today complaining about yesterday won't make tomorrow any better.
    You need to try hard to make it better!
  • If you want to be successful you have to separate yourself from the crowd. No one became great by following the herd.<br/>
Good Morning!
    If you want to be successful you have to separate yourself from the crowd. No one became great by following the herd.
    Good Morning!
  • The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4 am is discovering that some people do it on purpose so they can exercise.<br/>
What's wrong with these people!
    The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4 am is discovering that some people do it on purpose so they can exercise.
    What's wrong with these people!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Drink until she's beautiful, but stop before you ask her to marry you!
    Pro Tip:
    Drink until she's beautiful, but stop before you ask her to marry you!
  • My friend is a professional sleepwalker. <br/>
He is living the dream!
    My friend is a professional sleepwalker.
    He is living the dream!
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.<br/>
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher...
    A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
    Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher...
  • I don't know what my superpower is but I'm positive my greatest weakness is chips and dip!
    I don't know what my superpower is but I'm positive my greatest weakness is chips and dip!
  • My new girlfriend works at the zoo. <br/>
I think she's a keeper!
    My new girlfriend works at the zoo.
    I think she's a keeper!
  • Sometimes in life, you have to get knocked down to realize that you need to turn it up a notch. No one became successful without getting knocked down a few times!
    Sometimes in life, you have to get knocked down to realize that you need to turn it up a notch. No one became successful without getting knocked down a few times!