• Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? <br/>
Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow!
    Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
    Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow!
  • After 4 years of Modi Govt, India now knows what happened during Ramayana, Mahabharata, Mughal Era, British Rule and Partition.<br/>
But nobody knows what happened under Modi Govt!
    After 4 years of Modi Govt, India now knows what happened during Ramayana, Mahabharata, Mughal Era, British Rule and Partition.
    But nobody knows what happened under Modi Govt!
  • If you think that muscle memory is not that big of a deal, then try brushing your teeth with the other hand once!
    If you think that muscle memory is not that big of a deal, then try brushing your teeth with the other hand once!
  • I stopped a bloke in the street and said, `Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip?`<br/>
He replied, `Germany to win the World Cup.`
    I stopped a bloke in the street and said, "Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip?"
    He replied, "Germany to win the World Cup."
  • Mother-in-Law: Beta Tumhein Kitchen Mein Kya Kya Aata Hai!<br/>
Daughter-in-Law: Mummy Ji Mujhe Kitchen Mein Aalas Aata Hai, Paseena Aata Hai Aur Chakkar Toh Bahut Hi Aate Hain!
    Mother-in-Law: Beta Tumhein Kitchen Mein Kya Kya Aata Hai!
    Daughter-in-Law: Mummy Ji Mujhe Kitchen Mein Aalas Aata Hai, Paseena Aata Hai Aur Chakkar Toh Bahut Hi Aate Hain!
  • Listen to everyone and learn from everyone because nobody knows everything but everyone knows something!
    Listen to everyone and learn from everyone because nobody knows everything but everyone knows something!
  • Be confused, it's where you begin to learn new things.<br/>
Be broken, it's where you start to make more authentic decisions.<br/>
Be sad, because if we are brave enough we can hear our hearts' wisdom through it.<br/>
Be whatever you are right now.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Be confused, it's where you begin to learn new things.
    Be broken, it's where you start to make more authentic decisions.
    Be sad, because if we are brave enough we can hear our hearts' wisdom through it.
    Be whatever you are right now.
    Good Morning!
  • I can't wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work!
    I can't wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work!
  • Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?<br/>
Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!<br/>
Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!
    Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?
    Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!
    Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
If you really want happiness and peace around you then stop watching news and stay away from social media!
    Pro Tip:
    If you really want happiness and peace around you then stop watching news and stay away from social media!