|Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? |
Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow!
|After 4 years of Modi Govt, India now knows what happened during Ramayana, Mahabharata, Mughal Era, British Rule and Partition.|
But nobody knows what happened under Modi Govt!
|If you think that muscle memory is not that big of a deal, then try brushing your teeth with the other hand once!|
|I stopped a bloke in the street and said, "Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip?"|
He replied, "Germany to win the World Cup."
|Mother-in-Law: Beta Tumhein Kitchen Mein Kya Kya Aata Hai!|
Daughter-in-Law: Mummy Ji Mujhe Kitchen Mein Aalas Aata Hai, Paseena Aata Hai Aur Chakkar Toh Bahut Hi Aate Hain!
|Listen to everyone and learn from everyone because nobody knows everything but everyone knows something!|
|Be confused, it's where you begin to learn new things.|
Be broken, it's where you start to make more authentic decisions.
Be sad, because if we are brave enough we can hear our hearts' wisdom through it.
Be whatever you are right now.
|I can't wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work!|
|Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?|
Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!
Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!
If you really want happiness and peace around you then stop watching news and stay away from social media!