• Sometimes I feel if Elon Musk really wants to help humanity he should invent a way to punch people in the face through a smartphone screen!
    Sometimes I feel if Elon Musk really wants to help humanity he should invent a way to punch people in the face through a smartphone screen!
  • A relationship is not a test so why cheat?
    A relationship is not a test so why cheat?
  • Live simply.<br/>
Love generously.<br/>
Speak truthfully.<br/>
Pray daily.<br/>
Leave everything else to God.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Live simply.
    Love generously.
    Speak truthfully.
    Pray daily.
    Leave everything else to God.
    Good Morning!
  • My wife tripped and spilled the laundry basket all over the floor.<br/>
I watched it all unfold!
    My wife tripped and spilled the laundry basket all over the floor.
    I watched it all unfold!
  • The lottery gives you a 1 in a million chance you won't go to work tomorrow.<br/>
Alcohol gives you 1 in 5!
    The lottery gives you a 1 in a million chance you won't go to work tomorrow.
    Alcohol gives you 1 in 5!
  • You know what I hate about people?<br/>
Their existence!
    You know what I hate about people?
    Their existence!
  • Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? <br/>
Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow!
    Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
    Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow!
  • After 4 years of Modi Govt, India now knows what happened during Ramayana, Mahabharata, Mughal Era, British Rule and Partition.<br/>
But nobody knows what happened under Modi Govt!
    After 4 years of Modi Govt, India now knows what happened during Ramayana, Mahabharata, Mughal Era, British Rule and Partition.
    But nobody knows what happened under Modi Govt!
  • If you think that muscle memory is not that big of a deal, then try brushing your teeth with the other hand once!
    If you think that muscle memory is not that big of a deal, then try brushing your teeth with the other hand once!
  • I stopped a bloke in the street and said, `Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip?`<br/>
He replied, `Germany to win the World Cup.`
    I stopped a bloke in the street and said, "Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip?"
    He replied, "Germany to win the World Cup."