|Sometimes I feel if Elon Musk really wants to help humanity he should invent a way to punch people in the face through a smartphone screen!|
|A relationship is not a test so why cheat?|
Leave everything else to God.
|My wife tripped and spilled the laundry basket all over the floor.|
I watched it all unfold!
|The lottery gives you a 1 in a million chance you won't go to work tomorrow.|
Alcohol gives you 1 in 5!
|You know what I hate about people?|
|Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? |
Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow!
|After 4 years of Modi Govt, India now knows what happened during Ramayana, Mahabharata, Mughal Era, British Rule and Partition.|
But nobody knows what happened under Modi Govt!
|If you think that muscle memory is not that big of a deal, then try brushing your teeth with the other hand once!|
|I stopped a bloke in the street and said, "Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip?"|
He replied, "Germany to win the World Cup."