|Most ladies don't answer video calls before 9 AM and after 9 PM because their faces are restored to Factory Settings!|
|Pata Nahi Woh Kaun Log The Jo Mehboob Ke Liye Puri Duniya Se Ladh Jaate The,|
Yahan Toh Mehboob Se Hi Ladai Khatam Nahi Hoti!
|Never give up on your dreams... keep sleeping!|
|I read a book on marriage and it said, "You should treat your wife as you treated her on your 1st date".|
So I took her to dinner at a restaurant and then I dropped her at her parents' house!
|4 girls were in a room |
Claire was playing Chess,
Marie was watching TV;
And Annie was sleeping.
Then what was the 4th girl doing?
|Three ways to get past your fears:|
1. Be determined to do what scares you!
2. Never let fear have a hold over you!
3. Believe in your abilities to overcome your fear!
|The relation is a bond between persons who may not be equal in qualifications, talent, money, or age. but equal in their commitment to understanding each other.|
|Officer: You were speeding.|
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
Officer: There Is no traffic.
Santa: I am really far behind!
|Parents should be able to hibernate through summer until school starts again!|
|I feel like food is the glue that holds my life together!|