• What is Anesthesia?<br/>
Punjabi: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!
    What is Anesthesia?
    Punjabi: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!
  • Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a damn!
    Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a damn!
  • If you don't make enough money to go on vacation, just get drunk this weekend until you don't know where you are!<br/>
Have a Nice Weekend!
    If you don't make enough money to go on vacation, just get drunk this weekend until you don't know where you are!
    Have a Nice Weekend!
  • Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?<br/>
Because he couldn't concentrate!
    Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
    Because he couldn't concentrate!
  • The Sentimental Growth Story:<br/>
Me: Can you please grow?<br/>
Hair: Nah!<br/>
Muscle: Nope!<br/>
Salary: Don't even dream! <br/>
Tummy: Bro, anything for you!
    The Sentimental Growth Story:
    Me: Can you please grow?
    Hair: Nah!
    Muscle: Nope!
    Salary: Don't even dream!
    Tummy: Bro, anything for you!
  • Interviewer: So, tell me about yourself.<br/>
Candidate: I'm unemployed!
    Interviewer: So, tell me about yourself.
    Candidate: I'm unemployed!
  • A woman saying `correct me if I'm wrong` is a trap!
    A woman saying "correct me if I'm wrong" is a trap!
  • LinkedIn: Where high school acquaintances proudly show you they eventually grew up and became employable!
    LinkedIn: Where high school acquaintances proudly show you they eventually grew up and became employable!
  • Frustrated by my mom's never-ending scolding, one day I went to her...<br/>
Me to my Mom:  Mom am I adopted?<br/>
Mom: Of course not! Why would we choose you?
    Frustrated by my mom's never-ending scolding, one day I went to her...
    Me to my Mom: Mom am I adopted?
    Mom: Of course not! Why would we choose you?
  • Today I donated a watch, a phone and my wallet to a poor guy.<br/>
You can't imagine the happiness I felt as I saw him putting his gun back in his pocket!
    Today I donated a watch, a phone and my wallet to a poor guy.
    You can't imagine the happiness I felt as I saw him putting his gun back in his pocket!