|Man: Guruji, how do I learn about my mistakes?|
Guru: Identify one mistake in your wife and tell her to correct it. In response, she will help identify all your mistakes along with your family's and your friends' as well!
|World Cup finals:|
Reporter: Sir, What if the number of boundaries would also have been equal for both the teams?
ICC: We would have then compared10th standard mark-sheets of both the captains and decide!
|Don't worry New Zealanders, we Indians know how it feels. We are still suffering because of England's boundaries rule (1947)!|
|"Using boundaries to win is an art perfected by the British since 1947!"|
|Wanna hear a joke about sodium?|
Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?
|In a zombie apocalypse, vegans will be the first to be eaten because they're organic!|
|The adult version of "head, shoulders, knees and toes" is "wallet, glasses, keys and phone"!|
Give me some sunshine - Mumbai
Give me some rain - Delhi
Give me another chance - Arvind Kejriwal
I wanna grow up once again - Rahul Gandhi
|This Cricket World Cup trophy deserves a place in the British Museum.|
It would fit perfectly well with all the other things England has no business owning!
|When one finds the true Guru, one can conquer half the world. Thanks for taking me as your disciple.|
Happy Guru Purnima!