|Only in Mumbai:|
Banana is Kela;
Single is Akela;
Tired is Thakela;
Bored is Pakela;
Stuck-up is Atkela;
Angry is Satkela;
Hung-up is Latkela;
Lost is Bhatkela & Dead is Tapkela!
|Weekend in nutshell:|
W- Work free
E- Enjoyment and
K- Keeping a distance from work and
E- Engaging in exciting
N- New activities; and
D- debacling boredom.
Have a Nice Weekend!
|My life as a kid was never the same after the day I showed my dad that TV remote would work properly if you just slap it a couple of times!|
|Independent women are mostly...|
dependent on their maids!
|I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.|
Last night, I went to bed eight times!
|I am great at multi-tasking.|
I can listen, ignore and forget all at once!
|My new address in Mumbai:|
10, Drowning Street!
|For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.|
It doesn't listen to anything!
|A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian.|
Because "Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar!"
|A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure.|
60 ml, to be precise!