• Man: Guruji, how do I learn about my mistakes?<br/>
Guru: Identify one mistake in your wife and tell her to correct it. In response, she will help identify all your mistakes along with your family's and your friends' as well!
    Man: Guruji, how do I learn about my mistakes?
    Guru: Identify one mistake in your wife and tell her to correct it. In response, she will help identify all your mistakes along with your family's and your friends' as well!
  • World Cup finals:<br/>
Reporter: Sir, What if the number of boundaries would also have been equal for both the teams? <br/>
ICC: We would have then compared10th standard mark-sheets of both the captains and decide!<br/>
#ICCCricketWorldCup2019<br/>
#EnglandvsNewZealandFinal
    World Cup finals:
    Reporter: Sir, What if the number of boundaries would also have been equal for both the teams?
    ICC: We would have then compared10th standard mark-sheets of both the captains and decide!
    #ICCCricketWorldCup2019
    #EnglandvsNewZealandFinal
  • Don't worry New Zealanders, we Indians know how it feels. We are still suffering because of England's boundaries rule (1947)!<br/>
#ICCCricketWorldCup2019<br/>
#EnglandvsNewZealandFinal
    Don't worry New Zealanders, we Indians know how it feels. We are still suffering because of England's boundaries rule (1947)!
    #ICCCricketWorldCup2019
    #EnglandvsNewZealandFinal
  • `Using boundaries to win is an art perfected by the British since 1947!`<br/>
#ICCCricketWorldCup2019<br/>
#EnglandvsNewZealandFinal
    "Using boundaries to win is an art perfected by the British since 1947!"
    #ICCCricketWorldCup2019
    #EnglandvsNewZealandFinal
  • Wanna hear a joke about sodium?<br/>
Na<br/><br/>
Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?<br/>
NaBrO
    Wanna hear a joke about sodium?
    Na

    Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?
    NaBrO
  • In a zombie apocalypse, vegans will be the first to be eaten because they're organic!
    In a zombie apocalypse, vegans will be the first to be eaten because they're organic!
  • The adult version of `head, shoulders, knees and toes` is `wallet, glasses, keys and phone`!
    The adult version of "head, shoulders, knees and toes" is "wallet, glasses, keys and phone"!
  • Today's India:<br/>
Give me some sunshine - Mumbai<br/>
Give me some rain - Delhi<br/>
Give me another chance - Arvind Kejriwal<br/>
I wanna grow up once again - Rahul Gandhi
    Today's India:
    Give me some sunshine - Mumbai
    Give me some rain - Delhi
    Give me another chance - Arvind Kejriwal
    I wanna grow up once again - Rahul Gandhi
  • This Cricket World Cup trophy deserves a place in the British Museum.<br/>
It would fit perfectly well with all the other things England has no business owning!
    This Cricket World Cup trophy deserves a place in the British Museum.
    It would fit perfectly well with all the other things England has no business owning!
  • When one finds the true Guru, one can conquer half the world. Thanks for taking me as your disciple.<br/>
Happy Guru Purnima!
    When one finds the true Guru, one can conquer half the world. Thanks for taking me as your disciple.
    Happy Guru Purnima!