• Only in Mumbai:<br/>
Banana is Kela;<br/>
Single is Akela;<br/>
Tired is Thakela;<br/>
Bored is Pakela;<br/>
Stuck-up is Atkela;<br/>
Angry is Satkela;<br/>
Hung-up is Latkela;<br/>
Lost is Bhatkela & Dead is Tapkela!
    Only in Mumbai:
    Banana is Kela;
    Single is Akela;
    Tired is Thakela;
    Bored is Pakela;
    Stuck-up is Atkela;
    Angry is Satkela;
    Hung-up is Latkela;
    Lost is Bhatkela & Dead is Tapkela!
  • Weekend in nutshell:<br/>
W- Work free<br/>
E- Enjoyment and<br/>
E- Entertainment.<br/>
K- Keeping a distance from work and<br/>
E- Engaging in exciting<br/>
N- New activities; and<br/>
D- debacling boredom.<br/>
Have a Nice Weekend!
    Weekend in nutshell:
    W- Work free
    E- Enjoyment and
    E- Entertainment.
    K- Keeping a distance from work and
    E- Engaging in exciting
    N- New activities; and
    D- debacling boredom.
    Have a Nice Weekend!
  • My life as a kid was never the same after the day I showed my dad that TV remote would work properly if you just slap it a couple of times!
    My life as a kid was never the same after the day I showed my dad that TV remote would work properly if you just slap it a couple of times!
  • Independent women are mostly...<br/>
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.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
dependent on their maids!
    Independent women are mostly...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    dependent on their maids!
  • I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.<br/>
Last night, I went to bed eight times!
    I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.
    Last night, I went to bed eight times!
  • I am great at multi-tasking.<br/>
I can listen, ignore and forget all at once!
    I am great at multi-tasking.
    I can listen, ignore and forget all at once!
  • My new address in Mumbai:<br/>
10, Drowning Street!<br/>
#rains<br/>
#Monsoon
    My new address in Mumbai:
    10, Drowning Street!
    #rains
    #Monsoon
  • For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.<br/>
It doesn't listen to anything!
    For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.
    It doesn't listen to anything!
  • A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian.<br/>
Because `Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar!`
    A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian.
    Because "Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar!"
  • A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure.<br/>
60 ml, to be precise!
    A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure.
    60 ml, to be precise!