|It's a changed world...|
Indians are MODIfied
Brits are disMAYed
Americans are TRUMPed
And the French are Macarooned
And Canadian are Justified
While Russians just stay Put in!
|A guy to his gym trainer: What kind of machine I should use to make myself more attractive to women?|
Gym Trainer: Try a cash machine!
|I'd like to thank my legs for supporting me.|
My arms for always being by my side.
And my fingers, I could always count on them!
|My bank just called me about suspicious activity on my account. |
They didn't believe I bought a gym membership!
|Happy Birthday to Khalsa. A reminder to forever stand up, speak up and fight against injustice.|
|May this cheerful festival of Baisakhi usher in good times and happiness that you deserve.|
Wish you a very Happy Baisakhi!
|Warm greetings on the auspicious occasion of the birth of Lord Rama - the 7th incarnation of the Dashavataras of Vishnu!|
Happy Ram Navami!
|Free Speech gives you the right to say whatever you think but it doesn't free you from the consequences of what you say!|
|I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life!|
|The Indian Game of Thrones is on. Go play. Your vote is important must vote!|