• It's a changed world...<br/>
Indians are MODIfied<br/>
Brits are disMAYed<br/>
Americans are TRUMPed<br/>
And the French are Macarooned<br/>
And Canadian are Justified<br/>
While Russians just stay Put in!
    It's a changed world...
    Indians are MODIfied
    Brits are disMAYed
    Americans are TRUMPed
    And the French are Macarooned
    And Canadian are Justified
    While Russians just stay Put in!
  • A guy to his gym trainer: What kind of machine I should use to make myself more attractive to women?<br/>
Gym Trainer: Try a cash machine!
    A guy to his gym trainer: What kind of machine I should use to make myself more attractive to women?
    Gym Trainer: Try a cash machine!
  • I'd like to thank my legs for supporting me.<br/>
My arms for always being by my side.<br/>
And my fingers, I could always count on them!
    I'd like to thank my legs for supporting me.
    My arms for always being by my side.
    And my fingers, I could always count on them!
  • My bank just called me about suspicious activity on my account. <br/>
They didn't believe I bought a gym membership!
    My bank just called me about suspicious activity on my account.
    They didn't believe I bought a gym membership!
  • Happy Birthday to Khalsa. A reminder to forever stand up, speak up and fight against injustice.<br/>
Happy Baisakhi!
    Happy Birthday to Khalsa. A reminder to forever stand up, speak up and fight against injustice.
    Happy Baisakhi!
  • May this cheerful festival of Baisakhi usher in good times and happiness that you deserve.<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Baisakhi!
    May this cheerful festival of Baisakhi usher in good times and happiness that you deserve.
    Wish you a very Happy Baisakhi!
  • Warm greetings on the auspicious occasion of the birth of Lord Rama - the 7th incarnation of the Dashavataras of Vishnu!<br/>
Happy Ram Navami!
    Warm greetings on the auspicious occasion of the birth of Lord Rama - the 7th incarnation of the Dashavataras of Vishnu!
    Happy Ram Navami!
  • Free Speech gives you the right to say whatever you think but it doesn't free you from the consequences of what you say!
    Free Speech gives you the right to say whatever you think but it doesn't free you from the consequences of what you say!
  • I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life!
    I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life!
  • The Indian Game of Thrones is on. Go play. Your vote is important must vote!
    The Indian Game of Thrones is on. Go play. Your vote is important must vote!