• Kewal Automobile Hi Nahi, But Economy Pe Aisa 'OLA' Gira Hai Ki Lagta Hai Desh Is Se Jaldi 'Uber' Nahi Payega!
    Kewal Automobile Hi Nahi, But Economy Pe Aisa 'OLA' Gira Hai Ki Lagta Hai Desh Is Se Jaldi 'Uber' Nahi Payega!
  • Fact:<br/>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.<br/><br/>

Truth:<br/>
Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!
    Fact:
    Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

    Truth:
    Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!
  • Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path.<br/>
Good Morning and have a great week!
    Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path.
    Good Morning and have a great week!
  • When I get to work, I first hide.<br/>
Because a good worker is hard to find!
    When I get to work, I first hide.
    Because a good worker is hard to find!
  • I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him.<br/>
Judge gave me 30 years!
    I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him.
    Judge gave me 30 years!
  • If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.<br/>
This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.
    If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
    This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.
  • Best part about my relationship is that whenever we have an argument, I just stop imagining her!
    Best part about my relationship is that whenever we have an argument, I just stop imagining her!
  • Only in Mumbai:<br/>
Banana is Kela;<br/>
Single is Akela;<br/>
Tired is Thakela;<br/>
Bored is Pakela;<br/>
Stuck-up is Atkela;<br/>
Angry is Satkela;<br/>
Hung-up is Latkela;<br/>
Lost is Bhatkela & Dead is Tapkela!
    Only in Mumbai:
    Banana is Kela;
    Single is Akela;
    Tired is Thakela;
    Bored is Pakela;
    Stuck-up is Atkela;
    Angry is Satkela;
    Hung-up is Latkela;
    Lost is Bhatkela & Dead is Tapkela!
  • Weekend in nutshell:<br/>
W- Work free<br/>
E- Enjoyment and<br/>
E- Entertainment.<br/>
K- Keeping a distance from work and<br/>
E- Engaging in exciting<br/>
N- New activities; and<br/>
D- debacling boredom.<br/>
Have a Nice Weekend!
    Weekend in nutshell:
    W- Work free
    E- Enjoyment and
    E- Entertainment.
    K- Keeping a distance from work and
    E- Engaging in exciting
    N- New activities; and
    D- debacling boredom.
    Have a Nice Weekend!
  • My life as a kid was never the same after the day I showed my dad that TV remote would work properly if you just slap it a couple of times!
    My life as a kid was never the same after the day I showed my dad that TV remote would work properly if you just slap it a couple of times!