|I went to a busy pub last night dressed as a tennis ball.|
I got served straight away!
|Most Important question facing the country today?|
Tere Bachon Ka Holiday Home Work Ho Gaya Kya?
|At Meat Shop:|
Me: Bhaiya, Ek Jhatka Dena.
Kasaai: Teri Girlfriend Ko Maine Kisi Aur Ladke Ke Saath Dekha Tha!
|A monk who spends years in solitude is considered wise but a guy who lives alone... and his neighbours see him rarely is considered "a creepy guy"!|
|The happiest stage of human lives is when their brains aren't fully developed yet!|
|Being responsible is not always by taking the right decision, but also by admitting taking the wrong one!|
|Pappu: You look like my wife.|
Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?
Pappu: I'm not married yet!
|I hate school reunions.|
Nobody actually misses you. They just want to know if you have made it in life!
|Always be careful of what you hear about a woman.|
Rumours either come from a man that can't have her or a woman that can't compete with her!
|To be beautiful means to be yourself.|
You don't need to be accepted by others, you just need to accept yourself!