|Kewal Automobile Hi Nahi, But Economy Pe Aisa 'OLA' Gira Hai Ki Lagta Hai Desh Is Se Jaldi 'Uber' Nahi Payega!|
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!
|Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path.|
Good Morning and have a great week!
|When I get to work, I first hide.|
Because a good worker is hard to find!
|I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him.|
Judge gave me 30 years!
|If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.|
This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.
|Best part about my relationship is that whenever we have an argument, I just stop imagining her!|
|Only in Mumbai:|
Banana is Kela;
Single is Akela;
Tired is Thakela;
Bored is Pakela;
Stuck-up is Atkela;
Angry is Satkela;
Hung-up is Latkela;
Lost is Bhatkela & Dead is Tapkela!
|Weekend in nutshell:|
W- Work free
E- Enjoyment and
K- Keeping a distance from work and
E- Engaging in exciting
N- New activities; and
D- debacling boredom.
Have a Nice Weekend!
|My life as a kid was never the same after the day I showed my dad that TV remote would work properly if you just slap it a couple of times!|