• I went to a busy pub last night dressed as a tennis ball.<br/>
I got served straight away!
    I went to a busy pub last night dressed as a tennis ball.
    I got served straight away!
  • Most Important question facing the country today?<br/>
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Tere Bachon Ka Holiday Home Work Ho Gaya Kya?
    Most Important question facing the country today?
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    Tere Bachon Ka Holiday Home Work Ho Gaya Kya?
  • At Meat Shop:<br/>
Me: Bhaiya, Ek Jhatka Dena.<br/>
Kasaai: Teri Girlfriend Ko Maine Kisi Aur Ladke Ke Saath Dekha Tha!
    At Meat Shop:
    Me: Bhaiya, Ek Jhatka Dena.
    Kasaai: Teri Girlfriend Ko Maine Kisi Aur Ladke Ke Saath Dekha Tha!
  • A monk who spends years in solitude is considered wise but a guy who lives alone... and his neighbours see him rarely is considered `a creepy guy`!
    A monk who spends years in solitude is considered wise but a guy who lives alone... and his neighbours see him rarely is considered "a creepy guy"!
  • The happiest stage of human lives is when their brains aren't fully developed yet!
    The happiest stage of human lives is when their brains aren't fully developed yet!
  • Being responsible is not always by taking the right decision, but also by admitting taking the wrong one!
    Being responsible is not always by taking the right decision, but also by admitting taking the wrong one!
  • Pappu: You look like my wife.<br/>
Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?<br/>
Pappu: I'm not married yet!
    Pappu: You look like my wife.
    Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?
    Pappu: I'm not married yet!
  • I hate school reunions.<br/>
Nobody actually misses you. They just want to know if you have made it in life!
    I hate school reunions.
    Nobody actually misses you. They just want to know if you have made it in life!
  • Always be careful of what you hear about a woman.<br/>
Rumours either come from a man that can't have her or a woman that can't compete with her!
    Always be careful of what you hear about a woman.
    Rumours either come from a man that can't have her or a woman that can't compete with her!
  • To be beautiful means to be yourself.<br/>
You don't need to be accepted by others, you just need to accept yourself!
    To be beautiful means to be yourself.
    You don't need to be accepted by others, you just need to accept yourself!