• I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him.<br/>
Judge gave me 30 years!
    I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him.
    Judge gave me 30 years!
  • If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.<br/>
This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.
    If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
    This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.
  • Best part about my relationship is that whenever we have an argument, I just stop imagining her!
    Best part about my relationship is that whenever we have an argument, I just stop imagining her!
  • Only in Mumbai:<br/>
Banana is Kela;<br/>
Single is Akela;<br/>
Tired is Thakela;<br/>
Bored is Pakela;<br/>
Stuck-up is Atkela;<br/>
Angry is Satkela;<br/>
Hung-up is Latkela;<br/>
Lost is Bhatkela & Dead is Tapkela!
    Only in Mumbai:
    Banana is Kela;
    Single is Akela;
    Tired is Thakela;
    Bored is Pakela;
    Stuck-up is Atkela;
    Angry is Satkela;
    Hung-up is Latkela;
    Lost is Bhatkela & Dead is Tapkela!
  • Weekend in nutshell:<br/>
W- Work free<br/>
E- Enjoyment and<br/>
E- Entertainment.<br/>
K- Keeping a distance from work and<br/>
E- Engaging in exciting<br/>
N- New activities; and<br/>
D- debacling boredom.<br/>
Have a Nice Weekend!
    Weekend in nutshell:
    W- Work free
    E- Enjoyment and
    E- Entertainment.
    K- Keeping a distance from work and
    E- Engaging in exciting
    N- New activities; and
    D- debacling boredom.
    Have a Nice Weekend!
  • My life as a kid was never the same after the day I showed my dad that TV remote would work properly if you just slap it a couple of times!
    My life as a kid was never the same after the day I showed my dad that TV remote would work properly if you just slap it a couple of times!
  • Independent women are mostly...<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
dependent on their maids!
    Independent women are mostly...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    dependent on their maids!
  • I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.<br/>
Last night, I went to bed eight times!
    I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.
    Last night, I went to bed eight times!
  • I am great at multi-tasking.<br/>
I can listen, ignore and forget all at once!
    I am great at multi-tasking.
    I can listen, ignore and forget all at once!
  • My new address in Mumbai:<br/>
10, Drowning Street!<br/>
#rains<br/>
#Monsoon
    My new address in Mumbai:
    10, Drowning Street!
    #rains
    #Monsoon