|Pakistan team can still go to the Semi-Finals...|
If they buy tickets on time!
|What do you call a woman who's into Men & Women?|
|Each relationship has feelings and differences.|
It is always better to melt in feelings than to get frozen in differences!
|Positive thoughts are not enough, you ought to have positive feelings calling for positive actions.|
|Sarfraz: Jab Sab Kuch 1992 Jaisa Ho Rha Tha Toh Hum World Cup Kyon Nahi Jeete?|
Imran Khan: Humne 1992 Mein Burger Nahi Khaye The!
|They say that marriage is a great institution because using the word jail would be too harsh!|
|My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust. |
We call her Summer for short!
|Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. |
Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a quid in.
It's currently half empty!
|I named my eraser confidence because it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake I make!|
|Pappu: Dad, would you like to save some money?|
Santa: I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?
Pappu: Why don't you buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast!