• Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.<br/>
Choice is yours!
    Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.
    Choice is yours!
  • The height of innocence:<br/>
Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me?
    The height of innocence:
    Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me?
  • It's Baisakhi! The time to harvest the ripening Rabi crop. So get into the festive mood and let your heart dance to the rhythm of the drums.<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Baisakhi!
    It's Baisakhi! The time to harvest the ripening Rabi crop. So get into the festive mood and let your heart dance to the rhythm of the drums.
    Wish you a very Happy Baisakhi!
  • I express my heartiest wishes to you and your family on the wonderful occasion of Baisakhi.<br/>
May this be the start of a lucky year ahead!
    I express my heartiest wishes to you and your family on the wonderful occasion of Baisakhi.
    May this be the start of a lucky year ahead!
  • On a date:<br/>
Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.<br/>
Girl: I want pink.<br/>
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!
    On a date:
    Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.
    Girl: I want pink.
    Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!
  • Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?<br/>
Tina: I don't dance with a kid.<br/>
Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!
    Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?
    Tina: I don't dance with a kid.
    Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!
  • Those who can't even eat 'Bhindi' and 'Lauki' are saying...<br/>
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Baby Tum Baat Nahi Karogi Toh Zeher Kha Lunga!
    Those who can't even eat 'Bhindi' and 'Lauki' are saying...
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    Baby Tum Baat Nahi Karogi Toh Zeher Kha Lunga!
  • Always snatch and eat one third of your child's chocolate and ice-cream.<br/>
This will prepare them to pay income tax when they grow up. You can even take the first bite to prepare them for TDS!
    Always snatch and eat one third of your child's chocolate and ice-cream.
    This will prepare them to pay income tax when they grow up. You can even take the first bite to prepare them for TDS!
  • A foreigner comes to Kashi, visits the Viswanath's temple and all the ghats.<br/>
Then he buys a 'VIBHUTHI' packet from a boy selling on the street.<br/>
Foreigner then asks what is its expiry date.<br/>
Boy replies looking surprised: `It's made from expired people and when you apply on your forehead it increases your expiry date!`
    A foreigner comes to Kashi, visits the Viswanath's temple and all the ghats.
    Then he buys a 'VIBHUTHI' packet from a boy selling on the street.
    Foreigner then asks what is its expiry date.
    Boy replies looking surprised: "It's made from expired people and when you apply on your forehead it increases your expiry date!"
  • Banta: How did you fail your stress test?<br/>
Santa: They connected the machines and made me watch my wife parking my car! And I failed the test!
    Banta: How did you fail your stress test?
    Santa: They connected the machines and made me watch my wife parking my car! And I failed the test!