• Mom: Beta Shadi Usse Karo Jo Tumhari Baat Sune, Tumhein Waqt De Aur Kabhi Akela Na Chhode.<br/>
Girl: Ab Phone Se Shaadi Kaise Karun Maa?
    Mom: Beta Shadi Usse Karo Jo Tumhari Baat Sune, Tumhein Waqt De Aur Kabhi Akela Na Chhode.
    Girl: Ab Phone Se Shaadi Kaise Karun Maa?
  • If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace!
    If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace!
  • I got married twice and both of my marriages were disasters.<br/>
My first wife left me. My second one didn't!
    I got married twice and both of my marriages were disasters.
    My first wife left me. My second one didn't!
  • Nutritionist: A good calorie intake is 1200 a day.<br/>
Girl: Oh that's great! I eat at night only!
    Nutritionist: A good calorie intake is 1200 a day.
    Girl: Oh that's great! I eat at night only!
  • You are eternal like love,<br/>
You are cute as the stuffed toy,<br/>
Take this teddy as my heart,<br/>
It's filled with my love and my joy!<br/>
Happy Teddy Day!
    You are eternal like love,
    You are cute as the stuffed toy,
    Take this teddy as my heart,
    It's filled with my love and my joy!
    Happy Teddy Day!
  • Teddy bears don't need hearts as they are already stuffed with love.<br/>
I am your teddy with a big heart. To my cutest cuddly wife who is certainly my life.<br/>
This teddy bear is a sign that you will be forever mine.<br/>
Happy Teddy Day!
    Teddy bears don't need hearts as they are already stuffed with love.
    I am your teddy with a big heart. To my cutest cuddly wife who is certainly my life.
    This teddy bear is a sign that you will be forever mine.
    Happy Teddy Day!
  • Speaking without egos, Loving without intentions, Caring without expectations, I promise you that you will be mine always.<br/>
Happy Promise Day!
    Speaking without egos, Loving without intentions, Caring without expectations, I promise you that you will be mine always.
    Happy Promise Day!
  • I promise to stay in touch with you and check on you from time to time as I know you stay busy at work.<br/>
Happy Promise Day!
    I promise to stay in touch with you and check on you from time to time as I know you stay busy at work.
    Happy Promise Day!
  • Success is a mindset. If you want to be successful, start thinking of yourself as a success!
    Success is a mindset. If you want to be successful, start thinking of yourself as a success!
  • Boy: Will you go out with me?<br/>
Girl: No.<br/>
Boy: I have a good heart.<br/>
Girl: I don't need a transplant!
    Boy: Will you go out with me?
    Girl: No.
    Boy: I have a good heart.
    Girl: I don't need a transplant!