|Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.|
Choice is yours!
|The height of innocence:|
Wife: Could you please explain to me what is the biggest problem of your life? Why are you staring at me, why are you not speaking to me?
|It's Baisakhi! The time to harvest the ripening Rabi crop. So get into the festive mood and let your heart dance to the rhythm of the drums.|
Wish you a very Happy Baisakhi!
|I express my heartiest wishes to you and your family on the wonderful occasion of Baisakhi.|
May this be the start of a lucky year ahead!
|On a date:|
Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.
Girl: I want pink.
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!
|Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?|
Tina: I don't dance with a kid.
Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!
|Those who can't even eat 'Bhindi' and 'Lauki' are saying...|
Baby Tum Baat Nahi Karogi Toh Zeher Kha Lunga!
|Always snatch and eat one third of your child's chocolate and ice-cream.|
This will prepare them to pay income tax when they grow up. You can even take the first bite to prepare them for TDS!
|A foreigner comes to Kashi, visits the Viswanath's temple and all the ghats.|
Then he buys a 'VIBHUTHI' packet from a boy selling on the street.
Foreigner then asks what is its expiry date.
Boy replies looking surprised: "It's made from expired people and when you apply on your forehead it increases your expiry date!"
|Banta: How did you fail your stress test?|
Santa: They connected the machines and made me watch my wife parking my car! And I failed the test!