|I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him.|
Judge gave me 30 years!
|If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.|
This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.
|Best part about my relationship is that whenever we have an argument, I just stop imagining her!|
|Only in Mumbai:|
Banana is Kela;
Single is Akela;
Tired is Thakela;
Bored is Pakela;
Stuck-up is Atkela;
Angry is Satkela;
Hung-up is Latkela;
Lost is Bhatkela & Dead is Tapkela!
|Weekend in nutshell:|
W- Work free
E- Enjoyment and
K- Keeping a distance from work and
E- Engaging in exciting
N- New activities; and
D- debacling boredom.
Have a Nice Weekend!
|My life as a kid was never the same after the day I showed my dad that TV remote would work properly if you just slap it a couple of times!|
|Independent women are mostly...|
dependent on their maids!
|I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.|
Last night, I went to bed eight times!
|I am great at multi-tasking.|
I can listen, ignore and forget all at once!
|My new address in Mumbai:|
10, Drowning Street!