|I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend.|
He said, "I like it well done."
I said, "Thanks, that means a lot!"
|You do not automatically become wiser when you age, sometimes you just become more confident in being an idiot!|
|The quality of "giving your life" for your family or friends makes you a typical Gemini. That's what makes you so special to me.|
Wish you a rollicking birthday!
|May the blessings of Allah fill your life with pleasure and open all the doors of success now and always.|
|May the pious occasion of Eid-ul-Fitr bring peace, prosperity, and harmony in our life.|
Wish you all a very Happy Eid!
|Boy 1: Bro, I stopped eating pizza, burgers, ice-creams and a lot of other things.|
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I don't have any more money, bro!
|If someone doesn't text you back within an hour or two... they are ignoring you. |
No one is without their phone for hours!
|We were all humans until:|
Race disconnected us;
Religion separated us;
Politics divided us;
And wealth classified us!
|True friends like you are priceless. May our friendship continue to grow stronger with each passing year.|
Wish you a very Happy Birthday, Dear Friend!
|Good manners have become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation!|