|I hate the part of the morning where I have to actually get out of bed and participate in real life!|
|You never realize how ugly you are until you have to stare at yourself in the mirror while getting a haircut for 30 minutes!|
|My wife's left me because I've eaten far too much chocolate over the Christmas period. |
I think this calls for a celebration!
|Absence speaks more than people think.|
You need to disappear for a while for people to truly appreciate your presence!
|The size of your problems is nothing compared with your ability to solve them. Don't overestimate your problems and underestimate yourself!|
|Every struggle in your past has shaped you into the person you are today. Take God's hand and step into your future without fear.|
Have a happy Monday!
|You can't make everybody happy.|
You must understand, you're human and not beer!
|Friendship - a ship that sails even in shallow waters of adversity!|
|Winters - the time of the year when you have an acceptable excuse to blame your laziness!|
|Stupidity - when people enjoy at your expense and you think they're happy in your company!|