• I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend.<br/>
He said, `I like it well done.`<br/>
I said, `Thanks, that means a lot!`
    I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend.
    He said, "I like it well done."
    I said, "Thanks, that means a lot!"
  • You do not automatically become wiser when you age, sometimes you just become more confident in being an idiot!
    You do not automatically become wiser when you age, sometimes you just become more confident in being an idiot!
  • The quality of `giving your life` for your family or friends makes you a typical Gemini. That's what makes you so special to me.<br/>
Wish you a rollicking birthday!
    The quality of "giving your life" for your family or friends makes you a typical Gemini. That's what makes you so special to me.
    Wish you a rollicking birthday!
  • May the blessings of Allah fill your life with pleasure and open all the doors of success now and always.<br/>
Eid Mubarak!
    May the blessings of Allah fill your life with pleasure and open all the doors of success now and always.
    Eid Mubarak!
  • May the pious occasion of Eid-ul-Fitr bring peace, prosperity, and harmony in our life.<br/>
Wish you all a very Happy Eid!
    May the pious occasion of Eid-ul-Fitr bring peace, prosperity, and harmony in our life.
    Wish you all a very Happy Eid!
  • Boy 1: Bro, I stopped eating pizza, burgers, ice-creams and a lot of other things.<br/>
Boy 2: Why?<br/>
Boy 1: I don't have any more money, bro!
    Boy 1: Bro, I stopped eating pizza, burgers, ice-creams and a lot of other things.
    Boy 2: Why?
    Boy 1: I don't have any more money, bro!
  • If someone doesn't text you back within an hour or two... they are ignoring you. <br/>
No one is without their phone for hours!
    If someone doesn't text you back within an hour or two... they are ignoring you.
    No one is without their phone for hours!
  • We were all humans until:<br/>
Race disconnected us;<br/>
Religion separated us;<br/>
Politics divided us;<br/>
And wealth classified us!
    We were all humans until:
    Race disconnected us;
    Religion separated us;
    Politics divided us;
    And wealth classified us!
  • True friends like you are priceless. May our friendship continue to grow stronger with each passing year.<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Birthday, Dear Friend!
    True friends like you are priceless. May our friendship continue to grow stronger with each passing year.
    Wish you a very Happy Birthday, Dear Friend!
  • Good manners have become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation!
    Good manners have become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation!