|My doctor just told me coffee doesn't count towards my daily water intake and now I'm questioning all of my life choices!|
|My body is a temple.|
A temple where I store chocolates, cookies and desserts!
|There are two kinds of people:
1. Those who sneak snacks into the movie theater
|True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled!|
|I think iTunes made a mistake. You're clearly the hottest single of the year!|
|Accept the challenges in life with a smile on your face, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory!|
|When you find no solution to a problem, it's probably not a problem to be solved, but rather a truth to be accepted.|
Sleep Tight! Good Night!
|Interviewer: What inspires you to get up in the morning?|
Me: Susu... mostly!
|My friend's wife was dancing on a table...|
I said, "Good legs"
Friend: Do you really think so?
Me: Yes, most other tables would've collapsed under that weight!
|Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?|
Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?"