|Birthday wishes to an eternal charmer!|
Happy birthday to a true Gemini!
|The only booze allowed by my wife during summers is Tarbooz!|
|Two reasons why I'm fat:|
1. I eat when I'm bored
2. I'm always bored
|My favourite football club is Barcelona... but in summers I like AC Milan!|
|Amit Shah took charge as Home Minister and Pakistan was all-out on 105!|
|Then: Think before you speak.|
Now: Search before you type!
|Chocolate doesn't melt. |
It's crying because you aren't eating it!
|I hate when I offer someone food and they accept!|
|On a chat:|
Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?
Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.
Girl: Oh! Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you!
|My generations never had babysitters.|
Our parents just told us to lock the door and don't open it for anybody!