• A man was found guilty of overusing commas.<br/>
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence!
    A man was found guilty of overusing commas.
    The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence!
  • Today is the birthday of the person who is spreading joy and positivity all around. May your birthday and your life be as wonderful as you are!<br/>
Happy Birthday Dad!
    Today is the birthday of the person who is spreading joy and positivity all around. May your birthday and your life be as wonderful as you are!
    Happy Birthday Dad!
  • Being away from you makes me feel like I'm suffocating, it's like I was born to function only when I am around you. So please, come back. I miss you!
    Being away from you makes me feel like I'm suffocating, it's like I was born to function only when I am around you. So please, come back. I miss you!
  • Bad things happen so you can see who is there for you at the end of the day. Once you realize who really is, that's all that really matters.<br/>
Good Morning and start the day with a new hope!
    Bad things happen so you can see who is there for you at the end of the day. Once you realize who really is, that's all that really matters.
    Good Morning and start the day with a new hope!
  • Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?<br/>
Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.<br/>
Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?<br/>
Boy: 0.2 Lakh!
    Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?
    Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.
    Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?
    Boy: 0.2 Lakh!
  • In a relationship, one person is always right and the other person is a male!
    In a relationship, one person is always right and the other person is a male!
  • Girl: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours.<br/>
Boy: I got wine!
    Girl: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours.
    Boy: I got wine!
  • The grass is no longer greener on the other side because of global warming!
    The grass is no longer greener on the other side because of global warming!
  • Most people goals: Get married and have babies.<br/>
My Goals: Figure out how to eat cake every night without getting fat!
    Most people goals: Get married and have babies.
    My Goals: Figure out how to eat cake every night without getting fat!
  • I've decided my 2019 will start on February 1st.<br/>
January is a free trial month!
    I've decided my 2019 will start on February 1st.
    January is a free trial month!