• My doctor just told me coffee doesn't count towards my daily water intake and now I'm questioning all of my life choices!
    My doctor just told me coffee doesn't count towards my daily water intake and now I'm questioning all of my life choices!
  • My body is a temple.<br/>
A temple where I store chocolates, cookies and desserts!
    My body is a temple.
    A temple where I store chocolates, cookies and desserts!
  • <b>There are two kinds of people:</b>
<br/>
1. Those who sneak snacks into the movie theater <br/>
2. Liars
    There are two kinds of people:
    1. Those who sneak snacks into the movie theater
    2. Liars
  • True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled!
    True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled!
  • I think iTunes made a mistake. You're clearly the hottest single of the year!
    I think iTunes made a mistake. You're clearly the hottest single of the year!
  • Accept the challenges in life with a smile on your face, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory!
    Accept the challenges in life with a smile on your face, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory!
  • When you find no solution to a problem, it's probably not a problem to be solved, but rather a truth to be accepted.<br/>
Sleep Tight! Good Night!
    When you find no solution to a problem, it's probably not a problem to be solved, but rather a truth to be accepted.
    Sleep Tight! Good Night!
  • Interviewer: What inspires you to get up in the morning?<br/>
Me: Susu... mostly!
    Interviewer: What inspires you to get up in the morning?
    Me: Susu... mostly!
  • My friend's wife was dancing on a table...<br/>
I said, `Good legs`<br/>
Friend: Do you really think so?<br/>
Me: Yes, most other tables would've collapsed under that weight!
    My friend's wife was dancing on a table...
    I said, "Good legs"
    Friend: Do you really think so?
    Me: Yes, most other tables would've collapsed under that weight!
  • Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?<br/>
Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, `What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?`
    Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?
    Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?"