• Birthday wishes to an eternal charmer!<br/>
Happy birthday to a true Gemini!
    Birthday wishes to an eternal charmer!
    Happy birthday to a true Gemini!
  • The only booze allowed by my wife during summers is Tarbooz!
    The only booze allowed by my wife during summers is Tarbooz!
  • Two reasons why I'm fat:<br/>
1. I eat when I'm bored<br/>
2. I'm always bored
    Two reasons why I'm fat:
    1. I eat when I'm bored
    2. I'm always bored
  • My favourite football club is Barcelona... but in summers I like AC Milan!
    My favourite football club is Barcelona... but in summers I like AC Milan!
  • Amit Shah took charge as Home Minister and Pakistan was all-out on 105!<br/>
#ICCWorldCup2019
    Amit Shah took charge as Home Minister and Pakistan was all-out on 105!
    #ICCWorldCup2019
  • Then: Think before you speak.<br/>
Now: Search before you type!
    Then: Think before you speak.
    Now: Search before you type!
  • Chocolate doesn't melt. <br/>
It's crying because you aren't eating it!
    Chocolate doesn't melt.
    It's crying because you aren't eating it!
  • I hate when I offer someone food and they accept!
    I hate when I offer someone food and they accept!
  • On a chat:<br/>
Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?<br/>
Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.<br/>
Girl: Oh! Who died?<br/>
Boy: My feelings for you!
    On a chat:
    Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?
    Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.
    Girl: Oh! Who died?
    Boy: My feelings for you!
  • My generations never had babysitters.<br/>
Our parents just told us to lock the door and don't open it for anybody!
    My generations never had babysitters.
    Our parents just told us to lock the door and don't open it for anybody!