|A man was found guilty of overusing commas.|
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence!
|Today is the birthday of the person who is spreading joy and positivity all around. May your birthday and your life be as wonderful as you are!|
Happy Birthday Dad!
|Being away from you makes me feel like I'm suffocating, it's like I was born to function only when I am around you. So please, come back. I miss you!|
|Bad things happen so you can see who is there for you at the end of the day. Once you realize who really is, that's all that really matters.|
Good Morning and start the day with a new hope!
|Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?|
Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.
Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?
Boy: 0.2 Lakh!
|In a relationship, one person is always right and the other person is a male!|
|Girl: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours.|
Boy: I got wine!
|The grass is no longer greener on the other side because of global warming!|
|Most people goals: Get married and have babies.|
My Goals: Figure out how to eat cake every night without getting fat!
|I've decided my 2019 will start on February 1st.|
January is a free trial month!