• I was on Facebook to connect with my friends.<br/>
I was on Twitter to connect with unknown people.<br/>
I was on Blogger to express my ideas.<br/>
My Boss saw me using all this in office and hence, now I am on LinkedIn to find a new job!
    I was on Facebook to connect with my friends.
    I was on Twitter to connect with unknown people.
    I was on Blogger to express my ideas.
    My Boss saw me using all this in office and hence, now I am on LinkedIn to find a new job!
  • Children are happy because they live in the moment while adults are unhappy because they live in the future (or past)!
    Children are happy because they live in the moment while adults are unhappy because they live in the future (or past)!
  • If you aren't happy with your life, give it some time.<br/>
No, things will not get better. You'll get used to it!
    If you aren't happy with your life, give it some time.
    No, things will not get better. You'll get used to it!
  • Me: Doctor, I am unable to sleep.<br/>
Doctor: Try a cozy bed, a dim light and light music.<br/>
Me: But how is this all possible in office?
    Me: Doctor, I am unable to sleep.
    Doctor: Try a cozy bed, a dim light and light music.
    Me: But how is this all possible in office?
  • The world doesn't have a food shortage problem, it has a food distribution problem!
    The world doesn't have a food shortage problem, it has a food distribution problem!
  • There is probably something that you are naturally skilled at; but never realised and wasted so much potential!
    There is probably something that you are naturally skilled at; but never realised and wasted so much potential!
  • I'm reading a horror story in Braille.<br/>
Something bad is going to happen...
I can feel it!
    I'm reading a horror story in Braille.
    Something bad is going to happen... I can feel it!
  • True fact:<br/>
Before the crowbar was invented...<br/>
Most crows drank at home!
    True fact:
    Before the crowbar was invented...
    Most crows drank at home!
  • You'll have to excuse me. I'm going through a midweek crisis!
    You'll have to excuse me. I'm going through a midweek crisis!
  • I'm at that terrible age now, where my body does whatever it wants with or without my consent!
    I'm at that terrible age now, where my body does whatever it wants with or without my consent!