|I was on Facebook to connect with my friends.|
I was on Twitter to connect with unknown people.
I was on Blogger to express my ideas.
My Boss saw me using all this in office and hence, now I am on LinkedIn to find a new job!
|Children are happy because they live in the moment while adults are unhappy because they live in the future (or past)!|
|If you aren't happy with your life, give it some time.|
No, things will not get better. You'll get used to it!
|Me: Doctor, I am unable to sleep.|
Doctor: Try a cozy bed, a dim light and light music.
Me: But how is this all possible in office?
|The world doesn't have a food shortage problem, it has a food distribution problem!|
|There is probably something that you are naturally skilled at; but never realised and wasted so much potential!|
|I'm reading a horror story in Braille.|
Something bad is going to happen... I can feel it!
Before the crowbar was invented...
Most crows drank at home!
|You'll have to excuse me. I'm going through a midweek crisis!|
|I'm at that terrible age now, where my body does whatever it wants with or without my consent!|