|A dream doesn't become a reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination, and hard work.|
|Son: So how come there aren't any circuses around now?|
Dad: Because all the clowns got into politics!
|Therapist: How would you describe your relationship with your wife?|
Husband: She told me to tell you it's fine!
|Boys are very kind-hearted.|
Have you ever heard that a boy blocked a girl?
|Interviewer: What made you want to become an editor?|
Candidate: Well, to cut a long story short!
|Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once!|
|Financial Life Lesson:|
If something costs ₹ 1000, and it is on sale for ₹ 750, and then you decide to buy it, you did not save ₹ 250. You spent ₹ 750!
|The weirdest thing about living alone is how many hours you go without speaking a single word!|
|Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change!|
|God has perfect timing; never early, never late. It takes a little patience and faith, but it's worth the wait.|