• My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am!
    My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am!
  • What colour socks do bears wear?<br/>
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
    What colour socks do bears wear?
    They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
  • What is the biggest pan in the world?
    What is the biggest pan in the world?
  • When you stop chasing the wrong things you give the right things a chance to catch you!
    When you stop chasing the wrong things you give the right things a chance to catch you!
  • One day, you'll be just a memory for some people. Do your best to be a good one!
    One day, you'll be just a memory for some people. Do your best to be a good one!
  • Life is too short to stress over people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life.<br/>
Good Morning and have a great week!
    Life is too short to stress over people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life.
    Good Morning and have a great week!
  • I've just broken up with my gym.<br/>
We were just not working out!
    I've just broken up with my gym.
    We were just not working out!
  • It's amazing how unforgiving we are towards bugs, we will straight up kill them for even coming near us!
    It's amazing how unforgiving we are towards bugs, we will straight up kill them for even coming near us!
  • What did the hat say to the scarf? <br/>
You hang around while I go on ahead!
    What did the hat say to the scarf?
    You hang around while I go on ahead!
  • English is a language where 'meat' and 'great' don't rhyme but 'pony' and 'bologna' do!
    English is a language where 'meat' and 'great' don't rhyme but 'pony' and 'bologna' do!