|For one who wins without a problem, it is just Victory.|
But for one who wins with lots of troubles, that is History.
|Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.|
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do.
Boy: Sach Mein?
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun!
|Mom: Tu Toh Gussa Tha, Khana Nahi Khane Wala Tha, Ab Kya Hua?|
Boy: Kuch Nahi.
Mom: Sach Bol... Tele Babu Ne Tele Ko Kacham De Diya Na!
|Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there.|
Doctor: It's a new disease called.... "Achhe Din deficiency syndrome"!
|Adjutant on morning rounds spots a heap of cow dung outside Commanding Officer's (CO) office. Furious, he calls for the Subedar Adjutant (SA).|
Adjutant: SA Sahab Yeh Kya Hai?
SA: Sahab Gobar Hai!
Adjutant: Yeh Yahan Kya Kar Raha Hai, Hatao Ise, CO Ne Dekh Liya Toh 'Khaa' Jayega!
|Begum: Suno Ji Mujhe Naya Burkha Hona, "Amma Jaan" Se Mangate Kya?|
Shauhar: Amma Jaan Kaiku?
Begum: Arey, Har Cheez Toh "Amma Jaan" Ki Dukaan Se Hi Toh Mangaate Ho Aap!
Shauhar: Teri Maa Ki Kirkiri, Woh Amma Jaan nahi "Amazon" Hai Re Howli!
Fraud Ka Paisa Wapis Aana Chahiye Ki Nahi Aana Chahiye...
People: Haan Aana Chahiye... Aana Chahiye...
Toh Yeh Lo "FRAUD RECOVERY CESS 1%"!
|New Rule applied by Banks for loan:|
Passport Do, Loan Lo!
|I made a lot of mistakes in my past. But if you judge me on what I did in my past, then you don't belong in my future!|
|The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. In every challenge encountered, there is an opportunity for growth!|