• For one who wins without a problem, it is just Victory.<br/>
But for one who wins with lots of troubles, that is History.<br/>
Good Morning!
    For one who wins without a problem, it is just Victory.
    But for one who wins with lots of troubles, that is History.
    Good Morning!
  • Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.<br/>
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do.<br/>
Boy: Sach Mein?<br/>
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun!
    Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.
    Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do.
    Boy: Sach Mein?
    Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun!
  • Mom: Tu Toh Gussa Tha, Khana Nahi Khane Wala Tha, Ab Kya Hua?<br/>
Boy: Kuch Nahi.<br/>
Mom: Sach Bol... Tele Babu Ne Tele Ko Kacham De Diya Na!
    Mom: Tu Toh Gussa Tha, Khana Nahi Khane Wala Tha, Ab Kya Hua?
    Boy: Kuch Nahi.
    Mom: Sach Bol... Tele Babu Ne Tele Ko Kacham De Diya Na!
  • Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there.<br/>
Doctor: It's a new disease called.... `Achhe Din deficiency syndrome`!
    Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there.
    Doctor: It's a new disease called.... "Achhe Din deficiency syndrome"!
  • Adjutant on morning rounds spots a heap of cow dung outside Commanding Officer's (CO) office. Furious, he calls for the Subedar Adjutant (SA).<br/>
Adjutant: SA Sahab Yeh Kya Hai?<br/>
SA: Sahab Gobar Hai!<br/>
Adjutant: Yeh Yahan Kya Kar Raha Hai, Hatao Ise, CO Ne Dekh Liya Toh  'Khaa' Jayega!
    Adjutant on morning rounds spots a heap of cow dung outside Commanding Officer's (CO) office. Furious, he calls for the Subedar Adjutant (SA).
    Adjutant: SA Sahab Yeh Kya Hai?
    SA: Sahab Gobar Hai!
    Adjutant: Yeh Yahan Kya Kar Raha Hai, Hatao Ise, CO Ne Dekh Liya Toh 'Khaa' Jayega!
  • Begum: Suno Ji Mujhe Naya Burkha Hona, `Amma Jaan` Se Mangate Kya?<br/>
Shauhar: Amma Jaan Kaiku?<br/>
Begum: Arey, Har Cheez Toh `Amma Jaan` Ki Dukaan Se Hi Toh Mangaate Ho Aap! <br/>
Shauhar: Teri Maa Ki Kirkiri, Woh Amma Jaan nahi `Amazon` Hai Re Howli!
    Begum: Suno Ji Mujhe Naya Burkha Hona, "Amma Jaan" Se Mangate Kya?
    Shauhar: Amma Jaan Kaiku?
    Begum: Arey, Har Cheez Toh "Amma Jaan" Ki Dukaan Se Hi Toh Mangaate Ho Aap!
    Shauhar: Teri Maa Ki Kirkiri, Woh Amma Jaan nahi "Amazon" Hai Re Howli!
  • Mitron...<br/>
Fraud Ka Paisa Wapis Aana Chahiye Ki Nahi Aana Chahiye...<br/>
People: Haan Aana Chahiye... Aana Chahiye...<br/>
Toh Yeh Lo `FRAUD RECOVERY CESS 1%`!
    Mitron...
    Fraud Ka Paisa Wapis Aana Chahiye Ki Nahi Aana Chahiye...
    People: Haan Aana Chahiye... Aana Chahiye...
    Toh Yeh Lo "FRAUD RECOVERY CESS 1%"!
  • New Rule applied by Banks for loan:<br/>
Passport Do, Loan Lo!
    New Rule applied by Banks for loan:
    Passport Do, Loan Lo!
  • I made a lot of mistakes in my past. But if you judge me on what I did in my past, then you don't belong in my future!
    I made a lot of mistakes in my past. But if you judge me on what I did in my past, then you don't belong in my future!
  • The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. In every challenge encountered, there is an opportunity for growth!
    The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. In every challenge encountered, there is an opportunity for growth!