• 
Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.<br/>
Pappu: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!
    Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.
    Pappu: Why?
    Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!
  • 
Kid: Mom, am I adopted?<br/>
Mom: No, not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you!
    Kid: Mom, am I adopted?
    Mom: No, not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you!
  • The law and order of our city is pretty bad.<br/>
I had kept 2 tickets of Race 3 movie in my car. <br/>
Some Idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!
    The law and order of our city is pretty bad.
    I had kept 2 tickets of Race 3 movie in my car.
    Some Idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Never invite an arsonist to a housewarming party!
    Pro Tip:
    Never invite an arsonist to a housewarming party!
  • You know you've grown up when you don''t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore!
    You know you've grown up when you don''t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore!
  • 
Teachers are in school from age 5 until they retire!
    Teachers are in school from age 5 until they retire!
  • 99% of the steps on my FitBit are walks from my bed to the fridge in the kitchen looking for snacks!
    99% of the steps on my FitBit are walks from my bed to the fridge in the kitchen looking for snacks!
  • 
WhatsApp: where people are more likely to be offended by jokes about things like war, famine, torture, and inequalities than they are by war, famine, torture and inequalities!
    WhatsApp: where people are more likely to be offended by jokes about things like war, famine, torture, and inequalities than they are by war, famine, torture and inequalities!
  • Someone asked me who is your own in this world?<br/>
I replied with smile `Time`, If Time is right, everyone is ours otherwise no one.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Someone asked me who is your own in this world?
    I replied with smile "Time", If Time is right, everyone is ours otherwise no one.
    Good Morning!
  • I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk but if you need me to drink the drink them I am all yours!
    I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk but if you need me to drink the drink them I am all yours!