Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.|
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!
Kid: Mom, am I adopted?|
Mom: No, not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you!
|The law and order of our city is pretty bad.|
I had kept 2 tickets of Race 3 movie in my car.
Some Idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!
Never invite an arsonist to a housewarming party!
|You know you've grown up when you don''t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore!|
|Teachers are in school from age 5 until they retire!|
|99% of the steps on my FitBit are walks from my bed to the fridge in the kitchen looking for snacks!|
|WhatsApp: where people are more likely to be offended by jokes about things like war, famine, torture, and inequalities than they are by war, famine, torture and inequalities!|
|Someone asked me who is your own in this world?|
I replied with smile "Time", If Time is right, everyone is ours otherwise no one.
|I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk but if you need me to drink the drink them I am all yours!|