|With courage, you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate, and wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity.|
|When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only pain for others. |
It's the same when you are stupid!
|Dentist: Have you been brushing your teeth?|
Santa: Lol teeth don't have hair you idiot!
|You know you're getting old when you get excited about the rain and say...|
"This is brilliant just what the garden needs"!
|Why was the baby ant confused?|
Because all of his uncles were also ants!
|Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men...|
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
|When we're young, we sneak out of our house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home!|
|Before I go out binge drinking I always eat a stick of butter.|
It doesn't do anything I just like butter!
|Our eyes are in front because it's more important to look ahead than to look back. Don't dwell on things in the past. Learn from them!|
|The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.|