• With courage, you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate, and wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity.<br/>
Good Morning!
    With courage, you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate, and wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity.
    Good Morning!
  • When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only pain for others. <br/>
It's the same when you are stupid!
    When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only pain for others.
    It's the same when you are stupid!
  • Dentist: Have you been brushing your teeth?<br/>
Santa: Lol teeth don't have hair you idiot!
    Dentist: Have you been brushing your teeth?
    Santa: Lol teeth don't have hair you idiot!
  • You know you're getting old when you get excited about the rain and say...<br/>
`This is brilliant just what the garden needs`!
    You know you're getting old when you get excited about the rain and say...
    "This is brilliant just what the garden needs"!
  • Why was the baby ant confused?<br/>
Because all of his uncles were also ants!
    Why was the baby ant confused?
    Because all of his uncles were also ants!
  • Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men...<br/>
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
    Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men...
    Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
  • When we're young, we sneak out of our house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home!
    When we're young, we sneak out of our house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home!
  • Before I go out binge drinking I always eat a stick of butter.<br/>
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It doesn't do anything I just like butter!
    Before I go out binge drinking I always eat a stick of butter.
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    It doesn't do anything I just like butter!
  • Our eyes are in front because it's more important to look ahead than to look back. Don't dwell on things in the past. Learn from them!
    Our eyes are in front because it's more important to look ahead than to look back. Don't dwell on things in the past. Learn from them!
  • The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.<br/>
Good Night!
    The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
    Good Night!