|A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.|
When it came time to pay,
The skunk didn't have a scent;
The deer didn't have a buck;
So they put the meal on the duck's bill!
|Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever and whenever!|
|May the light of Diyas enhance the positive vibes of your house and your aura attract divinity and you are further elevated in your spiritual journey!|
Wish you a blissful Diwali!
|May the holy prayers of Diwali pooja echo forever in your home and may Goddess Laxmi and Lord Ganesh bless you with health, wealth, name and fame!|
Have a joyous Diwali!
|"Blind people can love too because it is not the eyes but the heart that loves."|
Action: Increase love by being blind to the other's flaws. The eyes can block the heart!
|Life is a series of thousands of tiny miracles. Notice them!|
|They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world:|
Someone to love;
Something to do;
And something to hope for.
|A well-executed theft without any fingerprints is a stain-less steal!|
|When I was young I used to dream that... at the age of 50+, I'll have:|
A big Penthouse.
Ferrari & Lamborgini
Farm in the hills
Island in the Carribean
I am proud to inform you that at least one dream has come true.
I am 50+
|Have you ever realized that every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty?|