|May this Dhanteras light up new dreams, fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues, different perspectives, everything bright & beautiful and fill your days with pleasant surprises and moments.|
Happy Dhanteras to you and your family!
|May the holy prayers of Diwali Pooja echo forever in your home and may Goddess Laxmi and Lord Ganesha bless you with health, wealth, name and fame!|
Have a joyous Diwali!
|You're more than a boss - you're a mentor and a leader. Thanks for everything you do.|
Happy Boss Day!
|Life will get much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself!|
|The only way you can respect your dream is to get out of bed and do something about it.|
|Uncle: What do you do?|
Guy: Main Dard Mein Doobe Logon Ko Dawai Pilata Hun.
Uncle: Doctor Ban Gaye Ho Kya?
Guy: Nahi Uncle, Bar Mein Waiter Hun!
|Bachpan Uss Din Jawaani Mein Badal Geya, Jis Din Namkeen Ko Chakhna Bolna Shuru Kar Diya!|
|Diwali Ka Kya Plan Hai?|
Pichli Baar Dubai Nahi Gaye The Iss Baar Europe Nahi Jayenge!
|Na Ishq Mein Na Judai Mein, Jo Dard Milta Hai Diwali Ki Safai Mein!|
|I request Modi Ji to replace Finance Minister Arun Jaitley with Jay Amit Shah.|
I am sure our GDP will grow by 16000% by the end of the year 2018