• 90% of the regrets in my life involve alcohol and the send button!Upload to Facebook
    90% of the regrets in my life involve alcohol and the send button!
  • What do you call a tea which stays with you for a long time?<br/>
Loyalty!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a tea which stays with you for a long time?
    Loyalty!
  • Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?<br/>
Just in case he gets a hole in one!Upload to Facebook
    Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks?
    Just in case he gets a hole in one!
  • May today be a celebration of God's wonderful plan for you.<br/>
Happy Birthday!Upload to Facebook
    May today be a celebration of God's wonderful plan for you.
    Happy Birthday!
  • The fact there are imaginary numbers in Maths is proof that humans create their own problems and then cry!Upload to Facebook
    The fact there are imaginary numbers in Maths is proof that humans create their own problems and then cry!
  • Time always comes in its own format... It is our attitude & behaviour that makes it difficult or pleasant. Be simple but be significant!Upload to Facebook
    Time always comes in its own format... It is our attitude & behaviour that makes it difficult or pleasant. Be simple but be significant!
  • The audience sees a joker as joker!<br/>
But the joker sees himself as a performer. No matter what others think, It's your life, go on with confidence.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    The audience sees a joker as joker!
    But the joker sees himself as a performer. No matter what others think, It's your life, go on with confidence.
    Good Morning!
  • Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom.<br/>
Husband: Next time take the car, silly!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I have blisters on my hands from the broom.
    Husband: Next time take the car, silly!
  • Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25.<br/>
Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25.
    Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today!
  • Why don't keyboards sleep?<br/>
Because they have two shifts!Upload to Facebook
    Why don't keyboards sleep?
    Because they have two shifts!
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