• Be strong but not rude. Be kind but not weak. Be humble but not timid. Be proud but not arrogant!
    Be strong but not rude. Be kind but not weak. Be humble but not timid. Be proud but not arrogant!
  • Happiness doesn't obey the laws of Mathematics. When you start dividing happiness among others, it actually multiplies.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Happiness doesn't obey the laws of Mathematics. When you start dividing happiness among others, it actually multiplies.
    Good Morning!
  • Pro Tip for Women:<br/>
Never tell your husband what something costs, always tell them how much discount it carried!
    Pro Tip for Women:
    Never tell your husband what something costs, always tell them how much discount it carried!
  • When you speak two languages but start losing vocabulary in both of them.<br/>
Byelingual!
    When you speak two languages but start losing vocabulary in both of them.
    Byelingual!
  • Ration Card never tries to mess with Aadhar Card because...<br/>
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Aadhar has many links!
    Ration Card never tries to mess with Aadhar Card because...
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    Aadhar has many links!
  • Christmas Carol for Singles:<br/>
Single bell, Single bell, Single all the way.<br/>
Oh what fun it is to see couples fighting all day!
    Christmas Carol for Singles:
    Single bell, Single bell, Single all the way.
    Oh what fun it is to see couples fighting all day!
  • I don't hate you I just don't like the fact that you exist!
    I don't hate you I just don't like the fact that you exist!
  • Amit Shah asked for 150 seats out of 182 in Gujarat.<br/>
Gujju people gave him 99 after deducting 28% GST.<br/>
182 * 28%= 51, 150-51=99<br/>
Gujarati's are real businessmen!
    Amit Shah asked for 150 seats out of 182 in Gujarat.
    Gujju people gave him 99 after deducting 28% GST.
    182 * 28%= 51, 150-51=99
    Gujarati's are real businessmen!
  • You are an embodiment of optimism and hard work. Thanks for inspiring us every day at work. <br/>
You'll be sorely missed!
    You are an embodiment of optimism and hard work. Thanks for inspiring us every day at work.
    You'll be sorely missed!
  • ਮੇਰੇ ਸਾਹਿਬ ਤੂੰ ਮੈਂ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਨਿਮਾਣੀ।।<br/>
ਅਰਦਾਸਿ ਕਰੀ ਪ੍ਰਭ ਅਪਨੇ ਆਗੈ ਸੁਣਿ ਸੁਣਿ ਜੀਵਾਂ ਤੇਰੀ ਬਾਣੀ।।<br/><br/>

ਹੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਮਾਲਕ! ਮੁਝ ਨਿਮਾਣੀ ਦਾ ਤੂੰ ਹੀ ਮਾਣ ਹੈਂ।<br/>
ਹੇ ਪ੍ਰਭ! ਮੈਂ ਤੇਰੇ ਅੱਗੇ ਅਰਜੋਈ ਕਰਦਾ ਹਾਂ (ਮੇਹਰ ਕਰ) ਤੇਰੀ ਸਿਫਤ-ਸਲਾਹ ਦੀ ਬਾਣੀ ਸੁਣ ਸੁਣ ਕੇ ਮੈਂ ਆਤਮਕ ਜੀਵਨ ਹਾਸਲ ਕਰਦਾ ਰਹਾਂ।<br/><br/>

O My Lord & Master, You are the honor of the dishonored such as me. I offer my prayer to you, God; listening to Your Baani, may I live!<br/>
~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji
    ਮੇਰੇ ਸਾਹਿਬ ਤੂੰ ਮੈਂ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਨਿਮਾਣੀ।।
    ਅਰਦਾਸਿ ਕਰੀ ਪ੍ਰਭ ਅਪਨੇ ਆਗੈ ਸੁਣਿ ਸੁਣਿ ਜੀਵਾਂ ਤੇਰੀ ਬਾਣੀ।।

    ਹੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਮਾਲਕ! ਮੁਝ ਨਿਮਾਣੀ ਦਾ ਤੂੰ ਹੀ ਮਾਣ ਹੈਂ।
    ਹੇ ਪ੍ਰਭ! ਮੈਂ ਤੇਰੇ ਅੱਗੇ ਅਰਜੋਈ ਕਰਦਾ ਹਾਂ (ਮੇਹਰ ਕਰ) ਤੇਰੀ ਸਿਫਤ-ਸਲਾਹ ਦੀ ਬਾਣੀ ਸੁਣ ਸੁਣ ਕੇ ਮੈਂ ਆਤਮਕ ਜੀਵਨ ਹਾਸਲ ਕਰਦਾ ਰਹਾਂ।

    O My Lord & Master, You are the honor of the dishonored such as me. I offer my prayer to you, God; listening to Your Baani, may I live!
    ~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji