|Virat: Aaj Haar Ko Maine Badi Nazdiki Se Dekha Hai.|
Virat: Pehle Dugout Se Dekhta Tha, Aaj Non-Striker End Se Dekha!
|Sometimes I go into the fitting room with jeans three sizes too big so I can feel what it's like to succeed at a diet!|
|It is so hot in the country that even ATMs have dried up!|
|I just finished my taxes and now I know how the dog felt after he got neutered!|
|When you have small eyes, you can't even say this was an 'eye opener' for me!|
|Hell hath no fury like a mother who sees her child using plates reserved only for guests!|
|You can't trust people.|
When you say lift, they actually drop you!
|RCB fans left Wankhede Stadium like Vijay Mallaya left India!|
|For introverts, attention is a tension!|
|May you sleep well and get refreshed.|