|May the power of Deva Shree Ganesha:|
Destroy your sorrows;
Enhance your happiness;
And create goodness all around you!
Wish you a Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
|May Lord Ganesha remove the obstacles of your life;|
Provide you with auspicious beginnings;
Inspire you with creativity;
And bless you with intellect and wisdom!
Wish you a very Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
|We never lose friends, we just learn who our real ones are!|
|Before going to sleep every night, forgive everyone, and sleep with a clean heart.|
|Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?|
Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!
|Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday.|
Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car?
Customer: My wife!
|Friend 1: I haven't fallen sick for a single day in the last 18 months.|
Friend 2: Matlab Tu TV Serials Nahi Dekhta!
|Nutritionist: A good calorie intake is 1200 a day.|
Me: Oh that's great! I eat at night only!
|Be proud of your work, not your working hours!|
|Arnab Goswami: I, now, invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi to give his Address to the Nation.|
Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi. Thank you!