• Virat: Aaj Haar Ko Maine Badi Nazdiki Se Dekha Hai.<br/>
Anushka: Kaise?<br/>
Virat: Pehle Dugout Se Dekhta Tha, Aaj Non-Striker End Se Dekha!
    Virat: Aaj Haar Ko Maine Badi Nazdiki Se Dekha Hai.
    Anushka: Kaise?
    Virat: Pehle Dugout Se Dekhta Tha, Aaj Non-Striker End Se Dekha!
  • Sometimes I go into the fitting room with jeans three sizes too big so I can feel what it's like to succeed at a diet!
    Sometimes I go into the fitting room with jeans three sizes too big so I can feel what it's like to succeed at a diet!
  • It is so hot in the country that even ATMs have dried up!
    It is so hot in the country that even ATMs have dried up!
  • I just finished my taxes and now I know how the dog felt after he got neutered!
    I just finished my taxes and now I know how the dog felt after he got neutered!
  • When you have small eyes, you can't even say this was an 'eye opener' for me!
    When you have small eyes, you can't even say this was an 'eye opener' for me!
  • Hell hath no fury like a mother who sees her child using plates reserved only for guests!
    Hell hath no fury like a mother who sees her child using plates reserved only for guests!
  • You can't trust people.<br/>
When you say lift, they actually drop you!
    You can't trust people.
    When you say lift, they actually drop you!
  • RCB fans left Wankhede Stadium like Vijay Mallaya left India!<br/>
#RCBvsMI
    RCB fans left Wankhede Stadium like Vijay Mallaya left India!
    #RCBvsMI
  • For introverts, attention is a tension!
    For introverts, attention is a tension!
  • May you sleep well and get refreshed.<br/>
Good Night!
    May you sleep well and get refreshed.
    Good Night!