• May the power of Deva Shree Ganesha:<br/>
Destroy your sorrows;<br/>
Enhance your happiness;<br/>
And create goodness all around you!<br/>
Wish you a Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!Upload to Facebook
    May the power of Deva Shree Ganesha:
    Destroy your sorrows;
    Enhance your happiness;
    And create goodness all around you!
    Wish you a Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
  • May Lord Ganesha remove the obstacles of your life;<br/>
Provide you with auspicious beginnings;<br/>
Inspire you with creativity;<br/>
And bless you with intellect and wisdom!<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!Upload to Facebook
    May Lord Ganesha remove the obstacles of your life;
    Provide you with auspicious beginnings;
    Inspire you with creativity;
    And bless you with intellect and wisdom!
    Wish you a very Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
  • We never lose friends, we just learn who our real ones are!Upload to Facebook
    We never lose friends, we just learn who our real ones are!
  • Before going to sleep every night, forgive everyone, and sleep with a clean heart.<br/>
Good Night!Upload to Facebook
    Before going to sleep every night, forgive everyone, and sleep with a clean heart.
    Good Night!
  • Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?<br/>
Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?
    Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!
  • Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday.<br/>
Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car?<br/>
Customer: My wife!Upload to Facebook
    Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday.
    Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car?
    Customer: My wife!
  • Friend 1: I haven't fallen sick for a single day in the last 18 months.<br/>
Friend 2: Matlab Tu TV Serials Nahi Dekhta!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: I haven't fallen sick for a single day in the last 18 months.
    Friend 2: Matlab Tu TV Serials Nahi Dekhta!
  • Nutritionist: A good calorie intake is 1200 a day.<br/>
Me: Oh that's great! I eat at night only!Upload to Facebook
    Nutritionist: A good calorie intake is 1200 a day.
    Me: Oh that's great! I eat at night only!
  • Be proud of your work, not your working hours!Upload to Facebook
    Be proud of your work, not your working hours!
  • Arnab Goswami: I, now, invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi to give his Address to the Nation.<br/>
Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi. Thank you!Upload to Facebook
    Arnab Goswami: I, now, invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi to give his Address to the Nation.
    Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi. Thank you!
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