|With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial!|
|I regret every nap I passed up as a child!|
|"OMG! Arranged Marriage? How can you marry someone without knowing?"|
The Reply was "OMG! Love Marriage? How can you marry someone after knowing?"
|I really can't understand how am I going to lose weight when everything taste so good!|
|There's a special place in hell for people who end every sentence with more than one exclamation mark!!!|
|Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age? |
Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36.
The Officer is still calculating!
|May this day of Akshaya Tritiya bring you good luck and success which never diminishes. |
Wish you a Happy Akshaya Tritiya!
|May Lord Vishnu bless you with wealth and prosperity on the occasion of Akshaya Tritiya and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. |
Happy Akshaya Tritiya!
|You learn nothing from life if you think you're right all the time!|
|Walk with God. He is the One who will keep you on track. |