|Understanding is an art. And not everyone is an artist.|
|Heater to Fanless to Fan to AC to Fan|
|When October is released in April, you lose faith in Gregorian calendar.|
|Pappu at a shopping mart to a girl standing next to him: Hey, you are so gorgeous. Can I have your number?|
Girl: Get your own, I am next!
|I am going to start telling girls that I am available for a limited time only with a hope that their shopping instinct kicks in!|
|The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is...|
A mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!
|It's harvest time! So let's get into a joyful mood and let your heart dance to the rhythm of the drums.|
Wish you a very Happy Baisakhi!
|Happy Birthday to Khalsa. A reminder to forever stand up, speak up and fight against injustice.|
Happy Baisakhi to all!
|May the cheerful festival of Baisakhi usher in good times and happiness at all times!|
A Happy and Joyous Baisakhi!
|May your Baisakhi be blessed with the bounty of the season and a harvest of joy and prosperity.|