|My friend is a professional sleepwalker. |
He is living the dream!
|A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.|
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher...
|I don't know what my superpower is but I'm positive my greatest weakness is chips and dip!|
|My new girlfriend works at the zoo. |
I think she's a keeper!
|Sometimes in life, you have to get knocked down to realize that you need to turn it up a notch. No one became successful without getting knocked down a few times!|
|If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed!|
|The most important key to achieving great success is to decide upon your goal and launch, get started, take action, move.|
|Wife: Whose number is this. Who's she?|
Husband: I don't know. Google must have put it there as they did for UIDAI!
|Government Officer Interview:|
Interviewer: Do you have any particular skills?`
Candidate: I can turn a simple 20 minute task into a strenuous 2 hour task!
|I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. |
Then it clicked!