• Love is a lot like a toothache. It doesn't show on X-rays, but you know it's there.
    Love is a lot like a toothache. It doesn't show on X-rays, but you know it's there.
    ~ George Burns
  • It takes only one drink to get me drunk.  The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
    It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
    ~ George Burns
  • Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you have got it made.
    Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you have got it made.
    ~ George Burns
  • Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
    Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
    ~ George Burns