• Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.c
    Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.c
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
    Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
    If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • I intend to live forever, or die trying.
    I intend to live forever, or die trying.
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.
    Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
    Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
    I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
    Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
    Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • Only one man in 1,000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women.
    Only one man in 1,000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women.
    ~ Groucho Marx