• Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
    Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.
    Don't let yesterday take up too much of today.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
    People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging.
    If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
    We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
    We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
    ~ Will Rogers
  • There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
    There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
    Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
    ~ Will Rogers