|On my wedding, everyone told me that I will live happily ever after...|
Ever since I have never believed In exit polls!
|Newage sign by Traffic Police:|
Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars!
|Before dying, his wife held his hands in hers... and said, "We'll meet again in heaven."|
Since then, he's been drinking, fighting, stealing, looting and plundering! Desperate to land in hell!
|Message from a friend in China:|
The volatile stock market affects human beings & their best friends.
Last month, the market was good, my dog ate what I ate.
Last week, the market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.
Yesterday, the market crashed, I ate my dog!
|Why do people ask, "How was work?"|
Like, work is work... I would rather be in Europe right now, naked on a yacht, while destroying my liver... but here I am!
|Good results are generated at the end of the day; only if good thoughts are generated at the beginning of the day.|
Good Morning and have a good day!
|While the whole nation was waiting for '6 PM' for the Exit Polls results;|
Punjabis were waiting for '6 PM' for the 'Dry Day' to get over!
Priorities do matter!
|I am glad that we didn't have any Exit Polls during our school results...|
Otherwise, our parents would have started thrashing us 3-4 days in advance of results!
|After the exit polls, the opposition has rescheduled its meeting to select PM candidate from 24 May to May '24!|
|2014 Modi Wave|
2019 Modi in Cave