• Jeeto: Whenever I ask you something, why do you always ask me a question back?<br/>
Santa: When did I do that?
    Jeeto: Whenever I ask you something, why do you always ask me a question back?
    Santa: When did I do that?
  • I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery.<br/>
The odds are about the same!
    I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery.
    The odds are about the same!
  • I drank up so much Vodka last night, I woke up with a Russian accent!
    I drank up so much Vodka last night, I woke up with a Russian accent!
  • Surprised that Gehlot and Pilot aren't getting along<br/>
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They have a LOT in common!
    Surprised that Gehlot and Pilot aren't getting along
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    They have a LOT in common!
  • Eat - Present Tense<br/>
Ate - Past Tense<br/>
Weight - Future Tense!
    Eat - Present Tense
    Ate - Past Tense
    Weight - Future Tense!
  • Department of Health is looking to hire couples married for 7 years or more to educate people about social distancing!
    Department of Health is looking to hire couples married for 7 years or more to educate people about social distancing!
  • Conspiracy Theory:<br/>
Thunder happens only when it's raining.<br/>
My wife vacuums only when I'm sleeping!
    Conspiracy Theory:
    Thunder happens only when it's raining.
    My wife vacuums only when I'm sleeping!
  • My wife's like a book full of exquisite poems. And I'm illiterate!
    My wife's like a book full of exquisite poems. And I'm illiterate!
  • The latest studies show that 50% of women are affected by PMS whereas it affects 100% of their husbands!
    The latest studies show that 50% of women are affected by PMS whereas it affects 100% of their husbands!
  • You know that you're antisocial when you get annoyed at your phone ringing before you know who it is!
    You know that you're antisocial when you get annoyed at your phone ringing before you know who it is!