• Okay Google, call my wife and tell her that I'll be late and won't be there for dinner.<br/>
Google Assistant: Okay, will do.<br/>
After Sometime...<br/><br/>

Google Assistant: Next time, you talk to your wife yourself!
    Okay Google, call my wife and tell her that I'll be late and won't be there for dinner.
    Google Assistant: Okay, will do.
    After Sometime...

    Google Assistant: Next time, you talk to your wife yourself!
  • Newton's fourth law:<br/>
'I love' is static<br/>
'You' is changeable!
    Newton's fourth law:
    'I love' is static
    'You' is changeable!
  • Therapy is a software update. Surgery is a hardware upgrade!
    Therapy is a software update. Surgery is a hardware upgrade!
  • Divorces would be a lot more awkward if the groom had to formally return the bride to the bride's father!
    Divorces would be a lot more awkward if the groom had to formally return the bride to the bride's father!
  • If you're afraid to check your account balance, you probably need to check your account balance!
    If you're afraid to check your account balance, you probably need to check your account balance!
  • Eyebrows. The only thing you can get in shape without exercise!
    Eyebrows. The only thing you can get in shape without exercise!
  • As long as you add `Instagram` in front of a noun, it automatically reduces the value of the noun.<br/>
EG `Instagram model`, `Instagram photographer`, `Instagram poems`!
    As long as you add "Instagram" in front of a noun, it automatically reduces the value of the noun.
    EG "Instagram model", "Instagram photographer", "Instagram poems"!
  • In this generation, people ignore each other to get each other's attention!
    In this generation, people ignore each other to get each other's attention!
  • Girl: Why are you always following me?<br/>
Boy: Because my parents told me `follow your dreams`!
    Girl: Why are you always following me?
    Boy: Because my parents told me "follow your dreams"!
  • Don't stress over people in your past. There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future!
    Don't stress over people in your past. There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future!