|Finally, I am in relationsleep.|
Please read again!
|If two women are fighting and you want to resolve it quickly, put them in the bathroom.|
Women get along very well in bathrooms!
|Me: Alexa, make me feel good.|
Alexa: Bhai Tujhe Hi Dekh Rahi Hai!
|Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?|
Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda!
|Girlfriend: Babu Mujhe Laptop Ka Wallpaper Change Karna, Sikhao Na.|
Pappu: OK! Pehle Computer File Main Jao.
Girlfriend: Chali Gayi.
Pappu: Ab Upar Dekho Kya Hai?
Pappu: Uss Se Latak Kar Mar Jao!
|Indian justice system explained.|
If the rapist is poor, kill him.
If rapist is influential, kill the victim!
|Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.|
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
|I don't always sleep well but when I do, it's 5 minutes before my alarm goes off!|
|Top 3 situations that require witnesses:|
Need I say more?
|The fundamental difference between me and Sundar Pichai is that he works for Google and Google works for me!|