• Finally, I am in relationsleep.<br/>
Please read again!
    Finally, I am in relationsleep.
    Please read again!
  • If two women are fighting and you want to resolve it quickly, put them in the bathroom.<br/>
Women get along very well in bathrooms!
    If two women are fighting and you want to resolve it quickly, put them in the bathroom.
    Women get along very well in bathrooms!
  • Me: Alexa, make me feel good.<br/>
Alexa: Bhai Tujhe Hi Dekh Rahi Hai!
    Me: Alexa, make me feel good.
    Alexa: Bhai Tujhe Hi Dekh Rahi Hai!
  • Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?<br/>
Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda!
    Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?
    Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda!
  • Girlfriend: Babu Mujhe Laptop Ka Wallpaper Change Karna, Sikhao Na.<br/>
Pappu: OK! Pehle Computer File Main Jao.<br/>
Girlfriend: Chali Gayi.<br/>
Pappu: Ab Upar Dekho Kya Hai?<br/>
Girlfriend: Pankha.<br/>
Pappu: Uss Se Latak Kar Mar Jao!
    Girlfriend: Babu Mujhe Laptop Ka Wallpaper Change Karna, Sikhao Na.
    Pappu: OK! Pehle Computer File Main Jao.
    Girlfriend: Chali Gayi.
    Pappu: Ab Upar Dekho Kya Hai?
    Girlfriend: Pankha.
    Pappu: Uss Se Latak Kar Mar Jao!
  • Indian justice system explained.<br/>
If the rapist is poor, kill him.<br/>
If rapist is influential, kill the victim!
    Indian justice system explained.
    If the rapist is poor, kill him.
    If rapist is influential, kill the victim!
  • Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.<br/>
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
    Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.
    That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
  • I don't always sleep well but when I do, it's 5 minutes before my alarm goes off!
    I don't always sleep well but when I do, it's 5 minutes before my alarm goes off!
  • Top 3 situations that require witnesses:<br/><br/>

1) Accident<br/>
2) Murder<br/>
3) Marriage<br/><br/>

Need I say more?
    Top 3 situations that require witnesses:

    1) Accident
    2) Murder
    3) Marriage

    Need I say more?
  • The fundamental difference between me and Sundar Pichai is that he works for Google and Google works for me!
    The fundamental difference between me and Sundar Pichai is that he works for Google and Google works for me!