|Jeeto: Whenever I ask you something, why do you always ask me a question back?|
Santa: When did I do that?
|I might wake up early and go running. I also might wake up and win the lottery.|
The odds are about the same!
|I drank up so much Vodka last night, I woke up with a Russian accent!|
|Surprised that Gehlot and Pilot aren't getting along|
They have a LOT in common!
|Eat - Present Tense|
Ate - Past Tense
Weight - Future Tense!
|Department of Health is looking to hire couples married for 7 years or more to educate people about social distancing!|
Thunder happens only when it's raining.
My wife vacuums only when I'm sleeping!
|My wife's like a book full of exquisite poems. And I'm illiterate!|
|The latest studies show that 50% of women are affected by PMS whereas it affects 100% of their husbands!|
|You know that you're antisocial when you get annoyed at your phone ringing before you know who it is!|