• When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden'.<br/>
When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.<br/>
When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of Beer.<br/>
I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather!
    When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden'.
    When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.
    When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of Beer.
    I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather!
  • I love going to parties...<br/>
Where else can you take a cheap bottle of wine and end up drinking some really high-quality wine?
    I love going to parties...
    Where else can you take a cheap bottle of wine and end up drinking some really high-quality wine?
  • After using all of social networking apps I've realized that alcohol is still the best way to connect with friends!
    After using all of social networking apps I've realized that alcohol is still the best way to connect with friends!
  • For years & years... I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough & cold:<br/>

Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo!
    For years & years... I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough & cold:
    Whiskey Goli Lo Khich Khich Door Karo!
  • Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision!
    Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision!
  • Girl: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours.<br/>
Boy: I got wine!
    Girl: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours.
    Boy: I got wine!
  • A friend is someone who makes you feel like everything is going to be okay...<br/>
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and gets you drunk!
    A friend is someone who makes you feel like everything is going to be okay...
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    and gets you drunk!
  • Best suggestions for getting deep sleep.<br/>
1. Pillow <br/>
2. Pill - Lo<br/>
3. Pi - Lo (Have a drink)<br/>
The choice is yours!
    Best suggestions for getting deep sleep.
    1. Pillow
    2. Pill - Lo
    3. Pi - Lo (Have a drink)
    The choice is yours!
  • I wish hangovers and orgasms would switch duration!
    I wish hangovers and orgasms would switch duration!
  • Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way. Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it!
    Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way. Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it!