• If you're rich and drink alcohol in the middle of the day you're successful. If you're poor and drink alcohol in the middle of the day then you're an alcoholic!
    If you're rich and drink alcohol in the middle of the day you're successful. If you're poor and drink alcohol in the middle of the day then you're an alcoholic!
  • Saw a guy zig-zagging in the streets late last night shouting `Vodka, Vodka, Vodka!`<br/>
I thought that's the spirit!
    Saw a guy zig-zagging in the streets late last night shouting `Vodka, Vodka, Vodka!`
    I thought that's the spirit!
  • Why overthink when you can over drink?
    Why overthink when you can over drink?
  • News: Alcohol kills 2.6L Indians every year: WHO<br/>
But nobody has told us that how many are alive because of it!
    News: Alcohol kills 2.6L Indians every year: WHO
    But nobody has told us that how many are alive because of it!
  • Everyone has their own path, fortunately, mine leads to the liquor store!
    Everyone has their own path, fortunately, mine leads to the liquor store!
  • This bloke just came into my workplace shouting `Vodka, tequila, Kahlua!`<br/>
I said `Hey! I call the shots round here!`
    This bloke just came into my workplace shouting "Vodka, tequila, Kahlua!"
    I said "Hey! I call the shots round here!"
  • Life is good, have a beer! <br/>
Life sucks have a beer!<br/>
Beer is the 'sensible shoes' of the adult beverage world!
    Life is good, have a beer!
    Life sucks have a beer!
    Beer is the 'sensible shoes' of the adult beverage world!
  • Yes, wine improves with age.<br/>
The older you get, the more you like it!
    Yes, wine improves with age.
    The older you get, the more you like it!
  • My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities.<br/>
I said, `That's great. Well, I have a serious drinking opportunity`!
    My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities.
    I said, "That's great. Well, I have a serious drinking opportunity"!
  • Don't drink and drive, because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault!
    Don't drink and drive, because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault!