|If you combine 'Whiskey' and 'Dinner'.|
you get a 'Winner'!
|If you anything on your mind then come let's drink about it!|
|I suppose I better get up, get ready and hit the gym.|
Sorry typo, I meant gin!
|Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.|
Choice is yours!
|Barley - makes BEER.|
Corn - makes WHISKEY.
Grapes - make WINE.
Potatoes - make VODKA.
Agave - makes TEQUILA.
Rice - makes SAKE.
Sugarcane - makes RUM.
You can't get drunk without FARMERS!
So Save FARMERS!
|When alcohol doesn't count:|
1. When it's sunny
2. Your birthday
3. Friday nights
4. All weekend
5. If you're already drunk
|Money doesn't buy happiness unless you spend it on whiskey!|
|Whiskey does not make you fat... it makes you lean... against tables, chairs, walls, floors and pretty girls!|
|It's always better to choose your company before you choose your drink!|
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not!