• If you combine 'Whiskey' and 'Dinner'.<br/>
you get a 'Winner'!
    If you combine 'Whiskey' and 'Dinner'.
    you get a 'Winner'!
  • If you anything on your mind then come let's drink about it!
    If you anything on your mind then come let's drink about it!
  • I suppose I better get up, get ready and hit the gym.<br/>
Sorry typo, I meant gin!
    I suppose I better get up, get ready and hit the gym.
    Sorry typo, I meant gin!
  • Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.<br/>
Choice is yours!
    Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.
    Choice is yours!
  • Barley - makes BEER.<br/>
Corn - makes WHISKEY.<br/>
Grapes -  make WINE.<br/>
Potatoes - make VODKA.<br/>
Agave - makes TEQUILA.<br/>
Rice - makes SAKE.<br/>
Sugarcane - makes RUM.<br/>
You can't get drunk without FARMERS! <br/>
So Save FARMERS!
    Barley - makes BEER.
    Corn - makes WHISKEY.
    Grapes - make WINE.
    Potatoes - make VODKA.
    Agave - makes TEQUILA.
    Rice - makes SAKE.
    Sugarcane - makes RUM.
    You can't get drunk without FARMERS!
    So Save FARMERS!
  • When alcohol doesn't count:<br/>
1. When it's sunny<br/>
2. Your birthday<br/>
3. Friday nights<br/>
4. All weekend<br/>
5. If you're already drunk
    When alcohol doesn't count:
    1. When it's sunny
    2. Your birthday
    3. Friday nights
    4. All weekend
    5. If you're already drunk
  • Money doesn't buy happiness unless you spend it on whiskey!
    Money doesn't buy happiness unless you spend it on whiskey!
  • Whiskey does not make you fat... it makes you lean... against tables, chairs, walls, floors and pretty girls!
    Whiskey does not make you fat... it makes you lean... against tables, chairs, walls, floors and pretty girls!
  • It's always better to choose your company before you choose your drink!
    It's always better to choose your company before you choose your drink!
  • Warning:<br/>
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not!
    Warning:
    The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not!