• By all means, marry. There should be people available to keep the liquor industry afloat!
    By all means, marry. There should be people available to keep the liquor industry afloat!
  • I did the Maths. The last 15 years of marriage cost me roughly Rs 37 lacs.<br/>
On alcohol!
    I did the Maths. The last 15 years of marriage cost me roughly Rs 37 lacs.
    On alcohol!
  • When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver.<br/>
When a woman drinks, it damages her character.<br/>
I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character!
    When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver.
    When a woman drinks, it damages her character.
    I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character!
  • Did you know?<br/>
In South Indian wedding cards, RSVP stands for Rasam, Sambhar, Vada, Payasam.<br/>
In Gujarati Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rotli, Shaak, Vaal, Patra.<br/>

And in Punjabi Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rum, Scotch, Vodka Te Patiala Pegg
    Did you know?
    In South Indian wedding cards, RSVP stands for Rasam, Sambhar, Vada, Payasam.
    In Gujarati Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rotli, Shaak, Vaal, Patra.
    And in Punjabi Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rum, Scotch, Vodka Te Patiala Pegg
  • Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!
    Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!
  • Bar Maths:<br/>
80 bottles of beer minus your age plus 40 bottles of whiskey equals to the year you were born!
    Bar Maths:
    80 bottles of beer minus your age plus 40 bottles of whiskey equals to the year you were born!
  • My Doctor said, `Alcoholism is a disease.`<br/>
My bartender said, `Get your shots here.`
    My Doctor said, "Alcoholism is a disease."
    My bartender said, "Get your shots here."
  • I only drink on days that start with 'T'<br/>
Tuesday<br/>
Thursday<br/>
Today<br/>
Tomorrow<br/>
Thaturday<br/>
Thunday
    I only drink on days that start with 'T'
    Tuesday
    Thursday
    Today
    Tomorrow
    Thaturday
    Thunday
  • Justice for Kangana<br/>
Justice for Sushant<br/>
Justice for Rhea<br/>
Justice for this<br/>
Justice for that<br/>
Just ice for me!
    Justice for Kangana
    Justice for Sushant
    Justice for Rhea
    Justice for this
    Justice for that
    Just ice for me!
  • My favourite form of exercise is going on a beer run!
    My favourite form of exercise is going on a beer run!