• Me: You're amazing. You always give me what I need and even though you make me pay for it, I love you.<br/>
Bartender: That'll be $13.75.
    Me: You're amazing. You always give me what I need and even though you make me pay for it, I love you.
    Bartender: That'll be $13.75.
  • After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy!
    After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy!
  • Beer cures what Ales you!
    Beer cures what Ales you!
  • Vodka is scary. It looks like water, but transforms you into an emotional mess with no filter!
    Vodka is scary. It looks like water, but transforms you into an emotional mess with no filter!
  • There's a word for combining wine and dinner: Winner!
    There's a word for combining wine and dinner: Winner!
  • What is Beergasm?<br/>
The Climactic Moment when you take the first sip at the end of the day!
    What is Beergasm?
    The Climactic Moment when you take the first sip at the end of the day!
  • No matter what life throws at you.<br/>
A cold beer will always help as an accompaniment!
    No matter what life throws at you.
    A cold beer will always help as an accompaniment!
  • Indians love Alcohol so much...<br/>
If something good happens, they drink to celebrate it.<br/>
If something bad happens, they drink to forget it and drown their sorrows.<br/>
If nothing happens, they drink to make things happen.<br/>
We need to do something about this problem my fellow people, Please can we meet for a drink and discuss this?
    Indians love Alcohol so much...
    If something good happens, they drink to celebrate it.
    If something bad happens, they drink to forget it and drown their sorrows.
    If nothing happens, they drink to make things happen.
    We need to do something about this problem my fellow people, Please can we meet for a drink and discuss this?
  • Friends, you would have seen and read many posts on this subject. But I still want to make this sincere request - 
Please, please don't drink and drive. If you want to drive, we can help. Please call us. Our volunteers will come and drink!<br/>
Thank You!
    Friends, you would have seen and read many posts on this subject. But I still want to make this sincere request - Please, please don't drink and drive. If you want to drive, we can help. Please call us. Our volunteers will come and drink!
    Thank You!
  • Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!
    Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency!