|Do you suffer from shyness?|
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Ask your Doctor or Pharmacist about Tequila!
|I am giving up alcohol for a month!|
Wait... I got that wrong.
I am giving up. Alcohol for a month!
|If they don't have liquor at my funeral, I'm not going!|
|Salty food makes you dehydrated.|
Alcohol makes you dehydrated.
Human body is 70% water.
This means eating chips and beer should cause weight loss.
There's something wrong with science!
|Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better.|
Those people are called bartenders!
|Beer may not make you smart, Budweiser!|
|I found a wallet with 20 quid in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, "What would Jesus do?"|
So I turned it into wine!
|I heard that Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine.|
Apparently, it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $12 cup of coffee!
|Find the error in this sentence...|
"Let's have coffee this evening?"
The spelling of Whisky is wrong!
Order two drinks at a time so both of your hands are full and you can't text people you shouldn't!