• When you have wine and cheese you're drinking grapes and eating milk!
    When you have wine and cheese you're drinking grapes and eating milk!
  • Alcohol is just water with feelings in it!
    Alcohol is just water with feelings in it!
  • I ran out of coffee this morning.<br/>
Tequila seemed to a reasonable replacement.<br/>
Everyone seems so pretty today!
    I ran out of coffee this morning.
    Tequila seemed to a reasonable replacement.
    Everyone seems so pretty today!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
In summers, drink alcohol in the noon... if you fall down people will assume it's due to heat wave!
    Pro Tip:
    In summers, drink alcohol in the noon... if you fall down people will assume it's due to heat wave!
  • Newage sign by Traffic Police:<br/>
Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars!
    Newage sign by Traffic Police:
    Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars!
  • Auto reply message of a drunkard:<br/>
Can't talk now...<br/>
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Alcohol you later!
    Auto reply message of a drunkard:
    Can't talk now...
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    Alcohol you later!
  • People are telling me to drink LESS whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!
    People are telling me to drink LESS whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!
  • Good whiskey makes your soul crawl out of its hiding place!
    Good whiskey makes your soul crawl out of its hiding place!
  • They say follow your heart.<br/>
I followed my heart and it led me to the wine shop!
    They say follow your heart.
    I followed my heart and it led me to the wine shop!
  • I quit drinking yesterday, but tonight...<br/>
I celebrate my comeback!
    I quit drinking yesterday, but tonight...
    I celebrate my comeback!