|Blonde: What does IDK stand for?|
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG, nobody does!
|Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?|
Because it said 'concentrate'!
|Airport security: Madam, show me your bag.|
Blonde: Cute no? It's Gucci!
|A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells an officer:|
"You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!"
The officer laughs, saying: Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!"
"Bullshit! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!"
|A cop spotted a blonde driving and knitting at the same time.|
Cop: Pull over!
Blonde: No, it's a scarf!
|What is the difference between an intelligent Blonde & a UFO?|
Don't know, have not seen either!
|What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?|
|A police officer stopped a car and asked the blonde driver,|
"Can you identify yourself, Madam?"
The blonde pulls out her mirror and says, "Yes, it's me!"
|Blonde: Doctor, doctor! These pills you gave me for body odor...|
Doctor: What's wrong with them?
Blonde: They keep slipping out from under my arms!
|A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"|
Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F!"