• Blonde: What does IDK stand for?<br/>
Brunette: I don't know.<br/>
Blonde: OMG, nobody does!
    Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
    Brunette: I don't know.
    Blonde: OMG, nobody does!
  • Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?<br/>
Because it said 'concentrate'!
    Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?
    Because it said 'concentrate'!
  • Airport security: Madam, show me your bag.<br/>
Blonde: Cute no? It's Gucci!
    Airport security: Madam, show me your bag.
    Blonde: Cute no? It's Gucci!
  • A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells an officer:<br/>
`You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!`<br/><br/>

The officer laughs, saying: Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!`<br/>
`Bullshit! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!`
    A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells an officer:
    "You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!"

    The officer laughs, saying: Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!"
    "Bullshit! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!"
  • A cop spotted a blonde driving and knitting at the same time.<br/>
Cop: Pull over!<br/>
Blonde: No, it's a scarf!
    A cop spotted a blonde driving and knitting at the same time.
    Cop: Pull over!
    Blonde: No, it's a scarf!
  • What is the difference between an intelligent Blonde & a UFO?<br/>
Don't know, have not seen either!
    What is the difference between an intelligent Blonde & a UFO?
    Don't know, have not seen either!
  • What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?<br/>
Artificial Intelligence!
    What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
    Artificial Intelligence!
  • A police officer stopped a car and asked the blonde driver,<br/>
`Can you identify yourself, Madam?` <br/>
The blonde pulls out her mirror and says, `Yes, it's me!`
    A police officer stopped a car and asked the blonde driver,
    "Can you identify yourself, Madam?"
    The blonde pulls out her mirror and says, "Yes, it's me!"
  • Blonde: Doctor, doctor! These pills you gave me for body odor...<br/>
Doctor: What's wrong with them?<br/>
Blonde: They keep slipping out from under my arms!
    Blonde: Doctor, doctor! These pills you gave me for body odor...
    Doctor: What's wrong with them?
    Blonde: They keep slipping out from under my arms!
  • A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, `Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!`<br/>
Her friend said, `O.K. then, what's the capital of France?`<br/>
The blonde replied, `Oh, that's so easy! F!`
    A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"
    Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"
    The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F!"