|Someday they are going to make a colony in honour of Sanjay Dutt and call it 'Parole Bagh'!|
|Giving 'Happy New Year' an award for Best Film is like giving Sakshi Maharaj a Nobel for his efforts in setting family planning agendas!|
|Sanjay Dutt also deserves a Padmabhushan. He is India's 1st Freelancer Prisoner!|
|Sanjay Dutt won't mind being on the News Hour. He anyway is not interested in completing his sentences.|
|MSG Censor Certification:|
SRK and Sallu seem to have managed to stall the release of Messenger of God!
|Need urgent help:|
Please suggest me what should I do?
Dekh Ke Piyun?
Ya Peete Peete Dekhun?
|Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao.|
Bunty: Alia Bhatt.
Teacher: Get out of the Class.
Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
|Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia?|
Alia: Tata Sky!
|Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014.|
Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra!
|If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya!|