|Waiter brings the bill.|
Alia Bhatt: Yeh Kisi Aur Ka Bill Ley Aaye Kya Aap?
Waiter: Kyon M'am, Yeh Aapka Hi Bill Hai.
Alia Bhatt: Arre... Lekin Maine VAT Aur Service Tax To Order Hi Nahi Kiya Tha!
|Shahid Kapoor aged 35, married Mira Rajput aged 21, who is 14 years younger to take revenge with Kareena who married Saif who is 14 years elder to Kareena!|
|What would they call the sequel of "Dil Dhadkne Do"?|
Dil Dhadkne Do 2!
|Alia Market Mein Gayi Aur Dukandar Se Boli: Woh Wala Joke Dena.|
Dukandar: Kaun Sa Wala?
Alia: Wahi Jo Sab Log Kehte Hain Market Mein Naya Hai!
|Alia Bhatt: Agar Tu Bata De Ki Meri Tokri Mein Kya Hai Toh Tokri Ke Aadhe Ande Tere.|
Aur Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kitne Hai To 10 Ke 10 Tere.
Aur Agar Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kiske Hain To Ande Dene Wali Murgi Bhi Teri.
Rahul Gandhi: Arey Yaar... Lekin Koi HINT To De De!
|Box Office Flop #BombayVelvet:|
This is what happens when you change a city's name from Mumbai. Shiv Sena must be damn happy!
|Salman to Judge: Sir! Please give me less punishment.|
Judge to Salman: Take your pick, Jail or Marriage.
Salman: I would prefer Jail!
|Cheapest way to travel from Delhi to Mumbai:|
Commit a crime in Delhi,
CID catches you,
Location changes to CID Mumbai branch!
|Things to learn from Bollywood.|
1. Don't lose hope. Abhishek got Aishwarya.
2. Don't be over confident. Even Hrithik got dumped!'
|Alok Nath: I don't know who you are... but I will find you and do your Kanyadaan!|