|Sanjay Dutt: I might have to go to jail again.|
Sanjay's wife: Dutt Tere Ki!
|Saaho Film Ne YouTube Ke Trailer Se Itne Paise Kama Liye, Kuchh Filmein Poore Lifetime Mein Kamati Hai!|
|At 18: Apna Time Aayega|
At 25: Apna Time Aayega
At 35: Apna Time Aayega
At 45: Apna Time Aayega
Doctor: Rishtedaron Ko Bula Lo... Inka Time Aa Geya Hai!
|Cinemas would probably make better profit if they sold food and drink for regular prices!|
|A Muslim actor from UP is playing Bal Thakrey in his biopic.|
Shiv Sainiks confused Hain Ki Ab Movie Dekhni Hai Ya Theater Todna Hai?
|Pehle 3 Idiots|
Phir 2 States
Phir Half Girlfriend
Aur Ab Zero
|Anushka or Viraat?|
Deepika or Ranveer?
Priyanka or Nick?
You know who is originally the happiest person?
It's Mr. SABYASACHI MUKHERJEE (the designer) who, by now, I think must be planning a trip to the Galaxy with all the money he made from these three marriages!
|The law and order of our city is pretty bad.|
I had kept 2 tickets of Thugs of Hindostan movie in my car.
Some idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!
|Please watch Thugs o fHindostan... it will teach you a lot of things.|
1. Value of time and money.
2. Importance of a painkiller.
3. How Intermissions are a blessing.
4. Katrina Kaif is not attractive when she dances like Salman Khan.
5. You can't trust anyone, not even Aamir Khan.
~ Enjoy the Movie
|Ranveer orders a Lehenga.|
Deepika: Wow it's so pretty, Thank you!
Ranveer: Yeh Taufa humne khud ko diya hai.