|The best part in the movie Roy is... where they open the exit doors and let you out!|
|Rohit Shetty's career would end... if Mahindra stops manufacturing Scorpios!|
|Alia reads in newspaper: Police caught 80 kg heroine!|
Alia: Papa, Sonakshi Pakkdi Gayi!
|AIB show featuring Karan, Ranveer and Arjun:|
After IIM, the next most promising choice of career is IIMB - Indian Institute of Maa Behen
|Someday they are going to make a colony in honour of Sanjay Dutt and call it 'Parole Bagh'!|
|Giving 'Happy New Year' an award for Best Film is like giving Sakshi Maharaj a Nobel for his efforts in setting family planning agendas!|
|Sanjay Dutt also deserves a Padmabhushan. He is India's 1st Freelancer Prisoner!|
|Sanjay Dutt won't mind being on the News Hour. He anyway is not interested in completing his sentences.|
|MSG Censor Certification:|
SRK and Sallu seem to have managed to stall the release of Messenger of God!
|Need urgent help:|
Please suggest me what should I do?
Dekh Ke Piyun?
Ya Peete Peete Dekhun?