• Cheapest way to travel from Delhi to Mumbai:<br/>
Commit a crime in Delhi,<br/>
CID catches you,<br/>
Daya slaps,<br/>
Location changes to CID Mumbai branch!Upload to Facebook
    Cheapest way to travel from Delhi to Mumbai:
    Commit a crime in Delhi,
    CID catches you,
    Daya slaps,
    Location changes to CID Mumbai branch!
  • Things to learn from Bollywood.<br/>
1. Don't lose hope. Abhishek got Aishwarya.<br/>
2. Don't be over confident. Even Hrithik got dumped!'Upload to Facebook
    Things to learn from Bollywood.
    1. Don't lose hope. Abhishek got Aishwarya.
    2. Don't be over confident. Even Hrithik got dumped!'
  • Alok Nath: I don't know who you are... but I will find you and do your Kanyadaan!Upload to Facebook
    Alok Nath: I don't know who you are... but I will find you and do your Kanyadaan!
  • Perhaps 'Dabangg' is the only movie in which Sonakshi Sinha had a single role.<br />

In all the other movies, she looks like a `Double Roll`! Upload to Facebook
    Perhaps 'Dabangg' is the only movie in which Sonakshi Sinha had a single role.
    In all the other movies, she looks like a "Double Roll"!
  • Sonam Kapoor tested positive for swine flu. Clear proof that India is unsafe for women!Upload to Facebook
    Sonam Kapoor tested positive for swine flu. Clear proof that India is unsafe for women!
  • Tony in jeans and a Michael Jackson T-shirt comes running to Ajit.<br />
`Boss, Boss, Plan Gadbad Ho Geya. Aaj Kaam Nahin Hoga. Lily Ko Stomach-Ache Hai.`<br />
Ajit: Rascal... Lily Se Keh Do - Stomach Ek Ho Ya Do, Kaam Zaroor Ho Jana Chahiye!Upload to Facebook
    Tony in jeans and a Michael Jackson T-shirt comes running to Ajit.
    "Boss, Boss, Plan Gadbad Ho Geya. Aaj Kaam Nahin Hoga. Lily Ko Stomach-Ache Hai."
    Ajit: Rascal... Lily Se Keh Do - Stomach Ek Ho Ya Do, Kaam Zaroor Ho Jana Chahiye!
  • The best part in the movie Roy is... where they open the exit doors and let you out!Upload to Facebook
    The best part in the movie Roy is... where they open the exit doors and let you out!
  • Rohit Shetty's career would end... if Mahindra stops manufacturing Scorpios!
Upload to Facebook
    Rohit Shetty's career would end... if Mahindra stops manufacturing Scorpios!
  • Alia reads in newspaper: Police caught 80 kg heroine!<br />

Alia: Papa, Sonakshi Pakkdi Gayi!Upload to Facebook
    Alia reads in newspaper: Police caught 80 kg heroine!
    Alia: Papa, Sonakshi Pakkdi Gayi!
  • AIB show featuring Karan, Ranveer and Arjun:<br />
After IIM, the next most promising choice of career is IIMB - Indian Institute of Maa BehenUpload to Facebook
    AIB show featuring Karan, Ranveer and Arjun:
    After IIM, the next most promising choice of career is IIMB - Indian Institute of Maa Behen
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