|Cheapest way to travel from Delhi to Mumbai:|
Commit a crime in Delhi,
CID catches you,
Location changes to CID Mumbai branch!
|Things to learn from Bollywood.|
1. Don't lose hope. Abhishek got Aishwarya.
2. Don't be over confident. Even Hrithik got dumped!'
|Alok Nath: I don't know who you are... but I will find you and do your Kanyadaan!|
|Perhaps 'Dabangg' is the only movie in which Sonakshi Sinha had a single role.|
In all the other movies, she looks like a "Double Roll"!
|Sonam Kapoor tested positive for swine flu. Clear proof that India is unsafe for women!|
|Tony in jeans and a Michael Jackson T-shirt comes running to Ajit.|
"Boss, Boss, Plan Gadbad Ho Geya. Aaj Kaam Nahin Hoga. Lily Ko Stomach-Ache Hai."
Ajit: Rascal... Lily Se Keh Do - Stomach Ek Ho Ya Do, Kaam Zaroor Ho Jana Chahiye!
|The best part in the movie Roy is... where they open the exit doors and let you out!|
|Rohit Shetty's career would end... if Mahindra stops manufacturing Scorpios!|
|Alia reads in newspaper: Police caught 80 kg heroine!|
Alia: Papa, Sonakshi Pakkdi Gayi!
|AIB show featuring Karan, Ranveer and Arjun:|
After IIM, the next most promising choice of career is IIMB - Indian Institute of Maa Behen