|Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao.|
Bunty: Alia Bhatt.
Teacher: Get out of the Class.
Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
|Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia?|
Alia: Tata Sky!
|Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014.|
Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra!
|If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya!|
|Irony of life:|
Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!
|After the 4 bottle Vodka song, Russia should have offered Yo Yo Honey Singh Honorary Citizenship?|
|Maruti Omni - The official kidnapping car of Bollywood since 1994!|
Veteran Bollywood actress / choreographer
(April 27, 1912 - July 10 , 2014)
|Wife: Honey, let's go to watch Ek Villain today.|
Husband: But you said your mom isn't in town!
|Dear TV Channels,|
Now that the elections are over, can you please tell me when Ranbir and Katrina are getting married?