• Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao.<br />
Bunty: Alia Bhatt.<br />
Teacher: Get out of the Class.<br />
Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
    Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao.
    Bunty: Alia Bhatt.
    Teacher: Get out of the Class.
    Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
  • Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia?<br/>
Alia: Tata Sky!
    Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia?
    Alia: Tata Sky!
  • Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014.<br />
Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra!
    Mary Kom wins Gold at the Asian Games 2014.
    Alia Bhatt congratulates Priyanka Chopra!
  • If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya!
    If Alia Bhatt marries Siddhartha Mallya, she'll be called Alia Mallya, their child will be a Dhamaliya and grandfather is anyway Divaliya!
  • Irony of life:<br/>
Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!
    Irony of life:
    Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!
  • After the 4 bottle Vodka song, Russia should have offered Yo Yo Honey Singh Honorary Citizenship?
    After the 4 bottle Vodka song, Russia should have offered Yo Yo Honey Singh Honorary Citizenship?
  • Maruti Omni - The official kidnapping car of Bollywood since 1994!
    Maruti Omni - The official kidnapping car of Bollywood since 1994!
  • RIP<br />
Zohra Sehgal<br />
Veteran Bollywood actress / choreographer<br />
(April 27, 1912 - July 10 , 2014)
    RIP
    Zohra Sehgal
    Veteran Bollywood actress / choreographer
    (April 27, 1912 - July 10 , 2014)
  • Wife: Honey, let's go to watch Ek Villain today.<br/>

Husband: But you said your mom isn't in town!
    Wife: Honey, let's go to watch Ek Villain today.
    Husband: But you said your mom isn't in town!
  • Dear TV Channels,<br />
Now that the elections are over, can you please tell me when Ranbir and Katrina are getting married?<br />
Thanks!
    Dear TV Channels,
    Now that the elections are over, can you please tell me when Ranbir and Katrina are getting married?
    Thanks!
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