|Women are pretty simple:|
If you make a woman mad you have to apologize for being stupid;
And if she makes you mad you have to apologize for being mad!
|Banta: Do you know green tea is a good anti-oxidant?|
Santa: Yeah I know. That's why I always drink green tea in the morning after having 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!
|If a girl talks sweetly, she is charming.|
If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting!
|Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.|
Girlfriend: Awww... what?
Pappu: My reflection!
|If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.|
If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!
|It's always in a doctor's best interest to keep his patients alive. It's more profitable that way!|
|Bunty: I want a job where I can start at the top.|
Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'?
|Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.|
Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
|On a date:|
Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.
Girl: I want pink.
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!
|Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?|
Tina: I don't dance with a kid.
Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!