|Girl: Why are you always following me?|
Boy: Because my parents told me "follow your dreams"!
|Santa: Why are you so sad?|
Banta: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today.
Banta: I sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly!
|Girls talk about makeup like it's a weapon, "what eye-shadow is that?"|
Oh it's mac 34XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor!
|Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically;|
Whereas guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it!
|Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?|
Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.
Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?
Boy: 0.2 Lakh!
|Santa: Can I open a joint account?|
Banker: Yes sure, but with who?
Santa: Anyone rich!
|Doctor: It looks like you are pregnant.|
Girl: I'm pregnant?
Doctor: No, but it looks like you are!
|Time waits for no man...|
Time is definitely a woman!
|Pappu: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?|
Pappu: Because they love beaching around!
|Men and women at least agree on one thing... they both don't trust women!|