• Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong!
    Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong!
  • Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.<br/>
Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.<br/>
Doctor: Exactly!
    Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.
    Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.
    Doctor: Exactly!
  • Females are like USB drives, you can be either right or wrong, yet it takes more than a couple of attempts to put up with them correctly!
    Females are like USB drives, you can be either right or wrong, yet it takes more than a couple of attempts to put up with them correctly!
  • Elephants: We have the longest memories.<br/>
Woman: Oh really!
    Elephants: We have the longest memories.
    Woman: Oh really!
  • Jeeto: Why do farts stink?<br/>
Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too!
    Jeeto: Why do farts stink?
    Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too!
  • No bond is stronger than 2 girls hating the same person!
    No bond is stronger than 2 girls hating the same person!
  • Banta: Why are you so sad?<br/>
Santa: Sadly, I got sacked from my job at the bank today.<br/>
Banta: Oh no! But why?<br/>
Santa: An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over!
    Banta: Why are you so sad?
    Santa: Sadly, I got sacked from my job at the bank today.
    Banta: Oh no! But why?
    Santa: An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over!
  • Independent, educated women are mostly...<br/>
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dependent on their uneducated maids!
    Independent, educated women are mostly...
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    dependent on their uneducated maids!
  • Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood.<br/>
Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over!
    Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood.
    Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over!
  • Fact:<br/>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.<br/><br/>

Truth:<br/>
Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!
    Fact:
    Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

    Truth:
    Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!