|I've been very careful and didn't give my wife any reason to be upset with me during the last week.|
Now she's upset with me because I am not giving her any reason to be upset with me.
Women are unbelievable!
|Santa: Tera Kattar Dushman Tere Samne Kab Jhukta Hai?|
Banta: Karva Chauth Par!
|Girls can apologize when they sneeze but not when they are wrong!|
|Preeto: How do you manage your husband so well?|
Jeeto: I give him the false impression that he's in charge of our life!
|Banta: Why can't Chinese people play Cricket?|
Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat!
|A boy sent a message to his girlfriend:|
Boy: I am breaking up with you.
Girl: Okay, bye.
Boy: You'll never find someone like me.
Girl: Thank God!
|Santa: I wish I were filthy rich.|
Jeeto: You already are 50% of your wish!
|Doctor: You're so sick.|
Me: But you haven't examined me yet.
Doctor: Yes but I happen to read your posts!
|Women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than their husbands.|
For instance, a woman can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband alone for even one minute with the same neighbour!
|A boy sent a message to his crush.|
Boy: I love you, do you love me?
Boy: Arre, Usne 5 Baar Ha Bola!