|Banta: Why are you looking so sad?|
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
|Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.|
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!
|Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.|
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!
|Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.|
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?
Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"!
|Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!|
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
|Girlfriend: What do you want?|
Me: Nutella and you.
Girlfriend: Choose only one.
|Boy: What's your name?|
Girl: Vidhi and yours?
|Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?|
Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.
Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya?
|Independent, educated women are mostly...|
dependent on their uneducated maids!
|Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.|
Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?