• Banta: Why are you looking so sad?<br/><br/>
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
    Banta: Why are you looking so sad?

    Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!
  • Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.<br/>
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?<br/>
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!
    Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.
    Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
    Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!
  • Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.<br/>
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!
    Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.
    Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!
  • Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.<br/>
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?<br/>
Santa replied, `I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate`!
    Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.
    The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?
    Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"!
  • Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!<br/>
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
    Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
    Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
  • Girlfriend: What do you want?<br/>
Me: Nutella and you.<br/>
Girlfriend: Choose only one.<br/>
Me: N'you'tella!
    Girlfriend: What do you want?
    Me: Nutella and you.
    Girlfriend: Choose only one.
    Me: N'you'tella!
  • Boy: What's your name?<br/>
Girl: Vidhi and yours?<br/>
Boy: Vidhaan!
    Boy: What's your name?
    Girl: Vidhi and yours?
    Boy: Vidhaan!
  • Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?<br/>
Pappu: Kyun?<br/>
Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.<br/>
Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya?
    Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?
    Pappu: Kyun?
    Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.
    Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya?
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  • Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?
    Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.
    Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?