|Men are also good at multitasking. They can screw up several things at once!|
|Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.|
They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
|Teacher: Define alcohol.|
Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
|Santa: My wife crashed my car.|
Banta: Oh no. Is she hurt?
Santa: Not yet, she has locked herself in the bathroom!
|Teacher: Where's your homework?|
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
|Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.|
Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too!
|Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?|
Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!
|Girl calls her boyfriend:|
Girl: How's the weather?
Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.
Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!
Men ain't giving us butterflies anymore...
It's straight high blood pressure now!
|Bunty: What makes life so difficult?|
Pappu: I think people!