|Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong!|
|Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.|
Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.
|Females are like USB drives, you can be either right or wrong, yet it takes more than a couple of attempts to put up with them correctly!|
|Elephants: We have the longest memories.|
Woman: Oh really!
|Jeeto: Why do farts stink?|
Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too!
|No bond is stronger than 2 girls hating the same person!|
|Banta: Why are you so sad?|
Santa: Sadly, I got sacked from my job at the bank today.
Banta: Oh no! But why?
Santa: An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over!
|Independent, educated women are mostly...|
dependent on their uneducated maids!
|Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood.|
Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over!
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!