• Men are also good at multitasking. They can screw up several things at once!
    Men are also good at multitasking. They can screw up several things at once!
  • Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.<br/>
They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
    Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.
    They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
  • Teacher: Define alcohol.<br/>
Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
    Teacher: Define alcohol.
    Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets!
  • Santa: My wife crashed my car.<br/>
Banta: Oh no. Is she hurt?<br/>
Santa: Not yet, she has locked herself in the bathroom!
    Santa: My wife crashed my car.
    Banta: Oh no. Is she hurt?
    Santa: Not yet, she has locked herself in the bathroom!
  • Teacher: Where's your homework?<br/>
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
    Teacher: Where's your homework?
    Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
  • Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.<br/>
Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too!
    Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.
    Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too!
  • Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?<br/>
Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!
    Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?
    Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark!
  • Girl calls her boyfriend:<br/>
Girl: How's the weather?<br/>
Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.<br/>
Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!
    Girl calls her boyfriend:
    Girl: How's the weather?
    Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.
    Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye!
  • Women's viewpoint:<br/>
Men ain't giving us butterflies anymore...<br/>
It's straight high blood pressure now!
    Women's viewpoint:
    Men ain't giving us butterflies anymore...
    It's straight high blood pressure now!
  • Bunty: What makes life so difficult?<br/>
Pappu: I think people!
    Bunty: What makes life so difficult?
    Pappu: I think people!