• How does a lawyer sleep?<br/>
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other!
    How does a lawyer sleep?
    First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other!
  • Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.<br/>
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
    Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.
    Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
  • Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?<br/>
Pappu: Quarantine.<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
    Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?
    Pappu: Quarantine.
    Teacher: How?
    Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
  • Santa: You women should come with instructions.<br/>
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
    Santa: You women should come with instructions.
    Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
  • Dear Men,<br/>
If you see your wife eating ice cream straight from the tub, don't ask her if she's okay. I learned this the hard way today!
    Dear Men,
    If you see your wife eating ice cream straight from the tub, don't ask her if she's okay. I learned this the hard way today!
  • Superstar Rajinikanth has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19.<br/>
The virus has been quarantined for 14 days!<br/>
#Covid_19 #Coronavirus
    Superstar Rajinikanth has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19.
    The virus has been quarantined for 14 days!
    #Covid_19 #Coronavirus
  • Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?<br/>
Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature!
    Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?
    Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature!
  • Blonde: What does IDK stand for?<br/>
Brunette: I don't know.<br/>
Blonde: OMG, nobody does!
    Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
    Brunette: I don't know.
    Blonde: OMG, nobody does!
  • Husband (romantically): I don't need dinner tonight, you look like a full course meal.<br/>
Wife: Are you calling me fat?<br/>
Moral: Women are difficult to understand!
    Husband (romantically): I don't need dinner tonight, you look like a full course meal.
    Wife: Are you calling me fat?
    Moral: Women are difficult to understand!
  • My wife and I have a severe cold.<br/>
Only difference is that she has completed all chores, dropped the kids to school and now going out for grocery shopping, while I'm lying on the bed dying!
    My wife and I have a severe cold.
    Only difference is that she has completed all chores, dropped the kids to school and now going out for grocery shopping, while I'm lying on the bed dying!