• Girl: Why are you always following me?<br/>
Boy: Because my parents told me `follow your dreams`!
    Girl: Why are you always following me?
    Boy: Because my parents told me "follow your dreams"!
  • Santa: Why are you so sad?<br/>
Banta: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. <br/>
Santa: So?<br/>
Banta: I sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly!
    Santa: Why are you so sad?
    Banta: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today.
    Santa: So?
    Banta: I sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly!
  • Girls talk about makeup like it's a weapon, `what eye-shadow is that?`<br/>
Oh it's mac 34XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor!
    Girls talk about makeup like it's a weapon, "what eye-shadow is that?"
    Oh it's mac 34XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor!
  • Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically;<br/>
Whereas guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it!
    Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically;
    Whereas guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it!
  • Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?<br/>
Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.<br/>
Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?<br/>
Boy: 0.2 Lakh!
    Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?
    Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.
    Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?
    Boy: 0.2 Lakh!
  • Santa: Can I open a joint account?<br/>
Banker: Yes sure, but with who?<br/>
Santa: Anyone rich!
    Santa: Can I open a joint account?
    Banker: Yes sure, but with who?
    Santa: Anyone rich!
  • Doctor: It looks like you are pregnant.<br/>
Girl: I'm pregnant?<br/>
Doctor: No, but it looks like you are!
    Doctor: It looks like you are pregnant.
    Girl: I'm pregnant?
    Doctor: No, but it looks like you are!
  • Time waits for no man...<br/>
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Time is definitely a woman!
    Time waits for no man...
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    Time is definitely a woman!
  • Pappu: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: Because they love beaching around!
    Pappu: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: Because they love beaching around!
  • Men and women at least agree on one thing... they both don't trust women!
    Men and women at least agree on one thing... they both don't trust women!