• Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.<br/>
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai!
    Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.
    Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
    Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai!
  • Girlfriend: What is more important to you, food or her love?<br/>
Pappu: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating!
    Girlfriend: What is more important to you, food or her love?
    Pappu: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating!
  • Men are a living proof that women can handle anything!
    Men are a living proof that women can handle anything!
  • Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.<br/>
Banta: What accident?<br/>
Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!
    Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.
    Banta: What accident?
    Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!
  • Men have opinions, women have advice!
    Men have opinions, women have advice!
  • Once a Judge hired a cab and told the driver to take him to the `Courts of Justice.`<br/>
`Where are they?` asked the driver.<br/>
`You mean you don't know where the law courts are?` asked the judge incredulously.<br/>
`Oh! The law courts,` replied the driver. `You said, the Courts of Justice!`
    Once a Judge hired a cab and told the driver to take him to the "Courts of Justice."
    "Where are they?" asked the driver.
    "You mean you don't know where the law courts are?" asked the judge incredulously.
    "Oh! The law courts," replied the driver. "You said, the Courts of Justice!"
  • I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation...<br/>
So he offered to touch-up my X-rays!
    I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation...
    So he offered to touch-up my X-rays!
  • Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.<br/>
Santa: For your information, you did preface that with `When you get a chance`!
    Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.
    Santa: For your information, you did preface that with "When you get a chance"!
  • Jeeto: Happy New Year.<br/>
Santa: Promise?
    Jeeto: Happy New Year.
    Santa: Promise?
  • Lawyers don't pee, they...<br/>
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sue sue!
    Lawyers don't pee, they...
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    sue sue!