|Achhi Shakal Na Hona Koi Paap Nahi Hai,|
Lekin Bandar Jaisi Shakal Lekar Facebook Pe 70 Logo Ko Tag Karna,
Saala Aatankwaad Hai!
|Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho?|
Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai.
Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai!
|Vyapam Scam Ke Upper Post Daalne Ka Bahut Mann Hai;|
Lekin Darr Lagta Hai - Kahin Saala,
Mujhe Bhi Gayab Na Karwa Dein!
|Be a girl with a mind;|
A woman with attitude;
And a lady with class!
|Hafte Mein Ek Chutti Toh Sirf WhatsApp Ke Message Padhne|
Aur Gallery Delete Karne Ke Liye Milni Chahiye!
|Chup Chaap Chal Rahe The Apni Manzil Ki Taraf|
Fir Theke Pe Nazar Padi Aur Gumrah Se Ho Gaye!
|A person told his blonde friend, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."|
The blonde guy then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th!"
|Jeeto asks her husband to order cake for her birthday. While ordering it over phone, the baker asks Santa, "Sir, what would you like the cake to say?"|
Santa covers the phone to ask wife, "Do we want a talking cake?"
|Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game.|
Girl: Which game?
Boy: Anything, but not Hide & Seek.
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find!
|Itihaas Gawah Hai Jab Bhi Koi Ladki Facebook Pe Sick Feel Karti Hai To...|
Ladko Mein Achanak Se Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai!