• Achhi Shakal Na Hona Koi Paap Nahi Hai,<br/>
Lekin Bandar Jaisi Shakal Lekar Facebook Pe 70 Logo Ko Tag Karna,<br/>
Saala Aatankwaad Hai!
    Achhi Shakal Na Hona Koi Paap Nahi Hai,
    Lekin Bandar Jaisi Shakal Lekar Facebook Pe 70 Logo Ko Tag Karna,
    Saala Aatankwaad Hai!
  • Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho?<br/>

Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai.<br/>

Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai!<br/>
    Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho?
    Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai.
    Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai!
  • Vyapam Scam Ke Upper Post Daalne Ka Bahut Mann Hai;<br/>
Lekin Darr Lagta Hai - Kahin Saala,<br/>
Mujhe Bhi Gayab Na Karwa Dein!
    Vyapam Scam Ke Upper Post Daalne Ka Bahut Mann Hai;
    Lekin Darr Lagta Hai - Kahin Saala,
    Mujhe Bhi Gayab Na Karwa Dein!
  • Be a girl with a mind;<br/>
A woman with attitude;<br/>
And a lady with class!
    Be a girl with a mind;
    A woman with attitude;
    And a lady with class!
  • Hafte Mein Ek Chutti Toh Sirf WhatsApp Ke Message Padhne<br/>
Aur Gallery Delete Karne Ke Liye Milni Chahiye!
    Hafte Mein Ek Chutti Toh Sirf WhatsApp Ke Message Padhne
    Aur Gallery Delete Karne Ke Liye Milni Chahiye!
  • Chup Chaap Chal Rahe The Apni Manzil Ki Taraf<br/>
Fir Theke Pe Nazar Padi Aur Gumrah Se Ho Gaye!
    Chup Chaap Chal Rahe The Apni Manzil Ki Taraf
    Fir Theke Pe Nazar Padi Aur Gumrah Se Ho Gaye!
  • A person told his blonde friend, `Christmas is on a Friday this year.`<br/>
The blonde guy then said, `Let's hope it's not the 13th!`
    A person told his blonde friend, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
    The blonde guy then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th!"
  • Jeeto asks her husband to order cake for her birthday. While ordering it over phone, the baker asks Santa, `Sir, what would you like the cake to say?`<br/>
Santa covers the phone to ask wife, `Do we want a talking cake?`
    Jeeto asks her husband to order cake for her birthday. While ordering it over phone, the baker asks Santa, "Sir, what would you like the cake to say?"
    Santa covers the phone to ask wife, "Do we want a talking cake?"
  • Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game.<br/>
Girl: Which game?<br/>
Boy: Anything, but not Hide & Seek.<br/>
Girl: Why?<br/>
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find!
    Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game.
    Girl: Which game?
    Boy: Anything, but not Hide & Seek.
    Girl: Why?
    Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find!
  • Itihaas Gawah Hai Jab Bhi Koi Ladki Facebook Pe Sick Feel Karti Hai To...<br/>
Ladko Mein Achanak Se Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai!
    Itihaas Gawah Hai Jab Bhi Koi Ladki Facebook Pe Sick Feel Karti Hai To...
    Ladko Mein Achanak Se Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai!