|Bunty: Yaar, Yeh Shaadi Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?|
Pappu: Dhoom Dhaam Se Khud Ki Supari Dena!
|Men look at a woman's behind and go, "Wow, what an ass!"|
Women look at a man's face and think the same thing!
|Airport security: Madam, show me your bag.|
Blonde: Cute no? It's Gucci!
|Girl: What do you do?|
Pappu: I race cars.
Girl: Do you win many races?
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster!
|Bunty: True love always comes back.|
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!
|If two women are fighting and you want to resolve it quickly, put them in the bathroom.|
Women get along very well in bathrooms!
|Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?|
Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda!
|Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.|
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!
|A man's face is his autobiography;|
a woman's face is her fiction!
|Banta: Why are you looking so sad?|
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!