• Rajnikanth tested positive for Covid-19.<br/>
Now the virus is in quarantine!
    Rajnikanth tested positive for Covid-19.
    Now the virus is in quarantine!
  • Pappu: What is GPS?<br/>
Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.<br/>
Pappu: So it's Mom?
    Pappu: What is GPS?
    Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
    Pappu: So it's Mom?
  • Elephants: We have the longest memories.<br/>
Women: Hahaha, really?
    Elephants: We have the longest memories.
    Women: Hahaha, really?
  • Women forgive and forget but always make sure you don't forget that they forgave you and forgot about it!
    Women forgive and forget but always make sure you don't forget that they forgave you and forgot about it!
  • Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results!
    Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results!
  • Girl: Do you drink alcohol.<br/>
Boy: Yes.<br/>
Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?<br/>
Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!
    Girl: Do you drink alcohol.
    Boy: Yes.
    Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?
    Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!
  • Crude prices go into negative:<br/>
Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.<br/>
Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.<br/>
Santa: Theek Hai, De Do!
    Crude prices go into negative:
    Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.
    Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.
    Santa: Theek Hai, De Do!
  • Ask a man what kind of man she wants, then sit and listen how she explains characterstics of non-living things!
    Ask a man what kind of man she wants, then sit and listen how she explains characterstics of non-living things!
  • You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty!
    You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty!
  • Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?<br/>
Girl: Haan.<br/>
Boy: Kya?<br/>
Girl: Ignore!
    Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?
    Girl: Haan.
    Boy: Kya?
    Girl: Ignore!