|Rajnikanth tested positive for Covid-19.|
Now the virus is in quarantine!
|Pappu: What is GPS?|
Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
Pappu: So it's Mom?
|Elephants: We have the longest memories.|
Women: Hahaha, really?
|Women forgive and forget but always make sure you don't forget that they forgave you and forgot about it!|
|Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results!|
|Girl: Do you drink alcohol.|
Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?
Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!
|Crude prices go into negative:|
Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.
Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.
Santa: Theek Hai, De Do!
|Ask a man what kind of man she wants, then sit and listen how she explains characterstics of non-living things!|
|You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty!|
|Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?|