|You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty!|
|Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?|
|How does a lawyer sleep?|
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other!
|Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.|
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
|Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?|
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
|Santa: You women should come with instructions.|
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
If you see your wife eating ice cream straight from the tub, don't ask her if she's okay. I learned this the hard way today!
|Superstar Rajinikanth has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19.|
The virus has been quarantined for 14 days!
|Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?|
Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature!
|Blonde: What does IDK stand for?|
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG, nobody does!