• You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty!
    You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty!
  • Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?<br/>
Girl: Haan.<br/>
Boy: Kya?<br/>
Girl: Ignore!
    Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?
    Girl: Haan.
    Boy: Kya?
    Girl: Ignore!
  • How does a lawyer sleep?<br/>
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other!
    How does a lawyer sleep?
    First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other!
  • Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.<br/>
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
    Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.
    Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
  • Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?<br/>
Pappu: Quarantine.<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
    Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?
    Pappu: Quarantine.
    Teacher: How?
    Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart!
  • Santa: You women should come with instructions.<br/>
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
    Santa: You women should come with instructions.
    Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly?
  • Dear Men,<br/>
If you see your wife eating ice cream straight from the tub, don't ask her if she's okay. I learned this the hard way today!
    Dear Men,
    If you see your wife eating ice cream straight from the tub, don't ask her if she's okay. I learned this the hard way today!
  • Superstar Rajinikanth has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19.<br/>
The virus has been quarantined for 14 days!<br/>
#Covid_19 #Coronavirus
    Superstar Rajinikanth has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19.
    The virus has been quarantined for 14 days!
    #Covid_19 #Coronavirus
  • Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?<br/>
Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature!
    Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?
    Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature!
  • Blonde: What does IDK stand for?<br/>
Brunette: I don't know.<br/>
Blonde: OMG, nobody does!
    Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
    Brunette: I don't know.
    Blonde: OMG, nobody does!