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dependent on their uneducated maids!
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    dependent on their uneducated maids!
  • Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?
    Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.
    Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
If you are arguing with a woman and she says `wow`...<br/>
Run!
    Pro Tip:
    If you are arguing with a woman and she says "wow"...
    Run!
  • A woman's silence is...<br/>
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golden opportunity for the man to either apologize or run as fast... and as far as he can, because she is probably plotting a murder!
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    golden opportunity for the man to either apologize or run as fast... and as far as he can, because she is probably plotting a murder!
  • Teacher: What is a noun?<br/>
Pappu: A noun is somebody living in a convent!
    Teacher: What is a noun?
    Pappu: A noun is somebody living in a convent!
  • Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.<br/>
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
    Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.
    Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
  • Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong!
    Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong!
  • Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.<br/>
Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.<br/>
Doctor: Exactly!
    Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.
    Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.
    Doctor: Exactly!
  • Females are like USB drives, you can be either right or wrong, yet it takes more than a couple of attempts to put up with them correctly!
    Females are like USB drives, you can be either right or wrong, yet it takes more than a couple of attempts to put up with them correctly!
  • Elephants: We have the longest memories.<br/>
Woman: Oh really!
    Elephants: We have the longest memories.
    Woman: Oh really!