• Blonde: What does IDK stand for?<br/>
Brunette: I don't know.<br/>
Blonde: OMG, nobody does!
    Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
    Brunette: I don't know.
    Blonde: OMG, nobody does!
  • Husband (romantically): I don't need dinner tonight, you look like a full course meal.<br/>
Wife: Are you calling me fat?<br/>
Moral: Women are difficult to understand!
    Husband (romantically): I don't need dinner tonight, you look like a full course meal.
    Wife: Are you calling me fat?
    Moral: Women are difficult to understand!
  • My wife and I have a severe cold.<br/>
Only difference is that she has completed all chores, dropped the kids to school and now going out for grocery shopping, while I'm lying on the bed dying!
    My wife and I have a severe cold.
    Only difference is that she has completed all chores, dropped the kids to school and now going out for grocery shopping, while I'm lying on the bed dying!
  • Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?<br/>
Because it said 'concentrate'!
    Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?
    Because it said 'concentrate'!
  • Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.<br/>
Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?<br/>
Jeeto: Nothing!
    Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.
    Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?
    Jeeto: Nothing!
  • Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
    Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
  • Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.<br/>
Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai!
    Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.
    Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai!
  • Today I realized that when your wife forgives you easily for your mistakes, she has better plans to take the revenge!
    Today I realized that when your wife forgives you easily for your mistakes, she has better plans to take the revenge!
  • Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.<br/>
Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it!
    Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.
    Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it!
  • Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.<br/>
Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.<br/>
Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!
    Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.
    Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.
    Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!