• Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?<br/>
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
    Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
    Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
  • Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.<br/>
Pappu: I know but today is not that day!
    Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.
    Pappu: I know but today is not that day!
  • Women`s styles may change, but their rules remain the same!
    Women`s styles may change, but their rules remain the same!
  • Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.<br/>
Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce?
    Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.
    Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce?
  • Always love a woman for her personality... they have 10, so you can choose!
    Always love a woman for her personality... they have 10, so you can choose!
  • To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little!
    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little!
  • Boy: Ed Sheeran is coming to India.<br/>
Girl: Who is he?<br/>
Boy: 'Shape of you' Wala Singer.<br/>
Girl: OMG! Ed Sheeran is coming to India. I can't wait to see him!
    Boy: Ed Sheeran is coming to India.
    Girl: Who is he?
    Boy: 'Shape of you' Wala Singer.
    Girl: OMG! Ed Sheeran is coming to India. I can't wait to see him!
  • Women don't hold grudges.<br/>
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
    Women don't hold grudges.
    They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
  • Boy: Do you like water?<br/>
Girl: Yes.<br/>
Boy: Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me!
    Boy: Do you like water?
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me!
  • Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?<br/>
Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say.<br/>
Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did!
    Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?
    Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say.
    Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did!