|Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?|
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
|Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.|
Pappu: I know but today is not that day!
|Women`s styles may change, but their rules remain the same!|
|Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.|
Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce?
|Always love a woman for her personality... they have 10, so you can choose!|
|To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little!|
|Boy: Ed Sheeran is coming to India.|
Girl: Who is he?
Boy: 'Shape of you' Wala Singer.
Girl: OMG! Ed Sheeran is coming to India. I can't wait to see him!
|Women don't hold grudges.|
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
|Boy: Do you like water?|
Boy: Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me!
|Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?|
Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say.
Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did!