|Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?|
Santa: Your husband!
|Banta: What procrastinate means?|
Santa: I'll tell you later!
|Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?|
Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
|A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius!|
|Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?|
Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them?
|Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?|
Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!
|Some people know nothing about women. Those people are called men!|
|Banta: Why did you deactivate your social media accounts?|
Santa: I don't use them anymore?
Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active?
Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday!
|Banta: The symptoms of Corona Virus are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pains.|
Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone!
If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You are never going to find what she wants!