• Banta: Why are you so sad?<br/>
Santa: Sadly, I got sacked from my job at the bank today.<br/>
Banta: Oh no! But why?<br/>
Santa: An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over!
    Banta: Why are you so sad?
    Santa: Sadly, I got sacked from my job at the bank today.
    Banta: Oh no! But why?
    Santa: An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over!
  • Independent, educated women are mostly...<br/>
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dependent on their uneducated maids!
    Independent, educated women are mostly...
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    dependent on their uneducated maids!
  • Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood.<br/>
Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over!
    Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood.
    Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over!
  • Fact:<br/>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.<br/><br/>

Truth:<br/>
Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!
    Fact:
    Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

    Truth:
    Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!
  • Independent women are mostly...<br/>
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dependent on their maids!
    Independent women are mostly...
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    dependent on their maids!
  • I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.<br/>
Last night, I went to bed eight times!
    I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.
    Last night, I went to bed eight times!
  • For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.<br/>
It doesn't listen to anything!
    For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.
    It doesn't listen to anything!
  • A lady went to the doctor for her yearly physical exam. The nurse started with certain basics<br/>
Nurse: How much do you weigh?<br/>
Lady: 135<br/>
The nurse checked on the scale. It was 180.<br/>
Nurse: Your height?<br/>
Lady: 5 feet 4 inches.<br/>
The nurse checked and said it's 5 feet and 2 inches. The nurse then checked the lady's blood pressure and told it is very high.<br/>
Lady: Of course, it's high! When I came here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!
    A lady went to the doctor for her yearly physical exam. The nurse started with certain basics
    Nurse: How much do you weigh?
    Lady: 135
    The nurse checked on the scale. It was 180.
    Nurse: Your height?
    Lady: 5 feet 4 inches.
    The nurse checked and said it's 5 feet and 2 inches. The nurse then checked the lady's blood pressure and told it is very high.
    Lady: Of course, it's high! When I came here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!
  • Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have ₹ 2000/- in one pocket & ₹ 2000/- in another pocket, what would you think?<br/>
Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi!
    Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have ₹ 2000/- in one pocket & ₹ 2000/- in another pocket, what would you think?
    Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi!
  • The new amendments to motor vehicle act impose heavy penalty for violating traffic rules.<br/>
Lekin Mujhe Kya, Main Toh Lawyer Hoon!
    The new amendments to motor vehicle act impose heavy penalty for violating traffic rules.
    Lekin Mujhe Kya, Main Toh Lawyer Hoon!