• Boy: Ed Sheeran is coming to India.<br/>
Girl: Who is he?<br/>
Boy: 'Shape of you' Wala Singer.<br/>
Girl: OMG! Ed Sheeran is coming to India. I can't wait to see him!
    Boy: Ed Sheeran is coming to India.
    Girl: Who is he?
    Boy: 'Shape of you' Wala Singer.
    Girl: OMG! Ed Sheeran is coming to India. I can't wait to see him!
  • Women don't hold grudges.<br/>
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
    Women don't hold grudges.
    They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
  • Boy: Do you like water?<br/>
Girl: Yes.<br/>
Boy: Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me!
    Boy: Do you like water?
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me!
  • Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?<br/>
Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say.<br/>
Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did!
    Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?
    Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say.
    Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did!
  • While Chatting:<br/>
Girl: Please don't ever love another girl.<br/>
Boy: I can't promise.<br/>
Girl: Why? Who is this person you are talking about?<br/>
Boy: She is shorter than you and looks like you.<br/>
Girl: Awww! will she call me mommy?<br/>
Boy: I don't know. Does your sister call you mommy?
    While Chatting:
    Girl: Please don't ever love another girl.
    Boy: I can't promise.
    Girl: Why? Who is this person you are talking about?
    Boy: She is shorter than you and looks like you.
    Girl: Awww! will she call me mommy?
    Boy: I don't know. Does your sister call you mommy?
  • Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?<br/>
Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
    Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?
    Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
  • Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?<br/>
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
    Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?
    Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
  • Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!
    Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!
  • Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?<br/>
Pappu: The lunch bell!
    Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?
    Pappu: The lunch bell!
  • Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?<br/>
Pappu: Imagination!
    Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?
    Pappu: Imagination!