|Coffee, Chocolate, Men.|
Some things are just better rich!
|Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?|
Pappu: Because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
|Girl: I like your hair. Did you get it cut?|
Boy: I washed it.
Girl: But it looks really different.
Boy: Yeah I used water this time!
|Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot.|
|Bunty: Which is your favorite fiction character?|
|Banta: How did you find that doctor was fake?|
Santa: Because he had a good handwriting!
|Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is "fat"!|
|Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?|
Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday!
|Boy: Will you be my Valentine?|
Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone.
Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana!
|Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?|
Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa!