|Boy: Ed Sheeran is coming to India.|
Girl: Who is he?
Boy: 'Shape of you' Wala Singer.
Girl: OMG! Ed Sheeran is coming to India. I can't wait to see him!
|Women don't hold grudges.|
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
|Boy: Do you like water?|
Boy: Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me!
|Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?|
Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say.
Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did!
Girl: Please don't ever love another girl.
Boy: I can't promise.
Girl: Why? Who is this person you are talking about?
Boy: She is shorter than you and looks like you.
Girl: Awww! will she call me mommy?
Boy: I don't know. Does your sister call you mommy?
|Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?|
Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home!
|Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?|
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
|Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!|
|Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?|
Pappu: The lunch bell!
|Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?|