• Coffee, Chocolate, Men.<br/>
Some things are just better rich!
    Coffee, Chocolate, Men.
    Some things are just better rich!
  • Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?<br/>
Pappu: Because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
    Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
    Pappu: Because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload!
  • Girl: I like your hair. Did you get it cut?<br />
Boy: I washed it.<br />
Girl: But it looks really different.<br />
Boy: Yeah I used water this time!
    Girl: I like your hair. Did you get it cut?
    Boy: I washed it.
    Girl: But it looks really different.
    Boy: Yeah I used water this time!
  • Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot.
    Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot.
  • Bunty: Which is your favorite fiction character?<br/>
Pappu: Girlfriend!
    Bunty: Which is your favorite fiction character?
    Pappu: Girlfriend!
  • Banta: How did you find that doctor was fake?<br/>
Santa: Because he had a good handwriting!
    Banta: How did you find that doctor was fake?
    Santa: Because he had a good handwriting!
  • Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is `fat`!
    Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is "fat"!
  • Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?<br/>
Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday!
    Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?
    Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday!
  • Boy: Will you be my Valentine?<br/>
Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone.<br/>
Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana!
    Boy: Will you be my Valentine?
    Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone.
    Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana!
  • Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa!
    Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?
    Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa!