|Boy: Kya Ab Hum Iss Dosti Ko Rishtedari Mein Badal Lein?|
Girl: Haan! Aaj Se Tu Mera Sirf Dost Nahi... Mera Bhai Bhi Hai!
|Bunty: Why is Thor's brother so relaxed all the time?|
Pappu: I don't know... he's just 'low-key'!
|Teacher: Today's homework is to read pages from 15-25.|
Pappu: Yaay! There's no homework today!
|Girlfriend: What are those four words that you never want to hear?|
Pappu: There is no food!
|Banta: Why most of the archeologists are females?|
Santa: Because they love digging up the best!
Girlfriend: Only good night? Aren't you forgetting something?
Boy: Oh Yeah! Don't forget to link your Aadhar to everything you have!
|Girl: I like people who don't fear death.|
Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati!
|Pappu: Dad, I am not able to find the WiFi printer anymore.|
Santa: I renamed it to Bob Marley.
Pappu: Why Bob Marley?
Santa: Because it's always jammin!
|Judge: What do you call a lawyer, who doesn't know the law?|
Lawyer: A judge!
|Bunty: How is your crush?|
Pappu: No more.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: Nothing, she replied to my Hi now!
Bunty: She doesn't deserve you, bro!