• Boy: Happy Birthday baby!<br/>
Girl: Awww... thank you sweetheart! What did you get me?<br/>
Boy: It was supposed to be a surprise, but you remember that pink Mercedes that you wanted so badly?<br/>
Girl: OMG! OMG! OMG! Yes, Yes, Yes, I'm screaming now!<br/>
Boy: Well I got you toothbrush in the same colour!
    Boy: Happy Birthday baby!
    Girl: Awww... thank you sweetheart! What did you get me?
    Boy: It was supposed to be a surprise, but you remember that pink Mercedes that you wanted so badly?
    Girl: OMG! OMG! OMG! Yes, Yes, Yes, I'm screaming now!
    Boy: Well I got you toothbrush in the same colour!
  • Pappu: I love you<br/>
Girl: Surat Ko Dekha Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Nahi Bas Ahmedabad Tak Hi Geya Hun!
    Pappu: I love you
    Girl: Surat Ko Dekha Hai?
    Pappu: Nahi Bas Ahmedabad Tak Hi Geya Hun!
  • Santa: Iss Saal Vacation Ka Kya Plan Hai?<br/>
Banta: Kuch Khaas Nahi, Pichle Saal Europe Nahi Gaye The... Iss Saal America Nahi Jayenge!
    Santa: Iss Saal Vacation Ka Kya Plan Hai?
    Banta: Kuch Khaas Nahi, Pichle Saal Europe Nahi Gaye The... Iss Saal America Nahi Jayenge!
  • Bunty: Why are you so lazy?<br/>
Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing!
    Bunty: Why are you so lazy?
    Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing!
  • Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking?<br/>
Boyfriend: OK<br/>
Girlfriend: And video games?<br/>
Boyfriend: OK<br/>
Girlfriend: What else can you leave?<br/>
Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you!
    Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking?
    Boyfriend: OK
    Girlfriend: And video games?
    Boyfriend: OK
    Girlfriend: What else can you leave?
    Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you!
  • Pappu: You remember that girl who said: `I can't live without you`?<br/>
Bunty: Yeah.<br/>
Pappu: She is still alive!
    Pappu: You remember that girl who said: "I can't live without you"?
    Bunty: Yeah.
    Pappu: She is still alive!
  • Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?<br/>
Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
    Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?
    Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
  • A man`s face is his autobiography;<br/>
A woman`s face is her work of fiction!
    A man`s face is his autobiography;
    A woman`s face is her work of fiction!
  • Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?<br/>
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
    Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
    Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
  • Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.<br/>
Pappu: I know but today is not that day!
    Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.
    Pappu: I know but today is not that day!