|Interviewer: Are you familiar with Microsoft word?|
Pappu: Yes I've heard that word many times!
|Boy: I love you.|
Girl: I am not ready.
Boy: Ab Make Up Karegi Kya Bolne Se Pehle?
|Doctor: You have acute appendicitis.|
Santa: Oh thank you... and you have a cute face!
|Trainer: Why do you want to learn Jujistu?|
Person 1: To defend myself.
Person 2: Discipline.
Pappu: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries!
|3 magical words more beautiful for a married woman than " I Love You":|
No Cooking Today!
|Of course, women don't work as hard as men.|
They get it right the very first time!
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse.
Boy: Bajrang Dal Wala Hun, Dono Ko Saath Mein Pitunga!
|A woman will never say no if you ask...|
Can I tell you a secret?
|Jeeto: What made you fall in love with me?|
Santa: Your mother.
Jeeto: But my mother lives 5000 miles away.
Santa: Yeah, that's why!
|Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?|
Pappu: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!