• Interviewer: Are you familiar with Microsoft word?<br/>
Pappu: Yes I've heard that word many times!
    Interviewer: Are you familiar with Microsoft word?
    Pappu: Yes I've heard that word many times!
  • Boy: I love you.<br/>
Girl: I am not ready.<br/>
Boy: Ab Make Up Karegi Kya Bolne Se Pehle?
    Boy: I love you.
    Girl: I am not ready.
    Boy: Ab Make Up Karegi Kya Bolne Se Pehle?
  • Doctor: You have acute appendicitis.<br/>
Santa: Oh thank you... and you have a cute face!
    Doctor: You have acute appendicitis.
    Santa: Oh thank you... and you have a cute face!
  • Trainer: Why do you want to learn Jujistu?<br/>
Person 1: To defend myself.<br/>
Person 2: Discipline.<br/>
Pappu: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries!
    Trainer: Why do you want to learn Jujistu?
    Person 1: To defend myself.
    Person 2: Discipline.
    Pappu: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries!
  • 3 magical words more beautiful for a married woman than ` I Love You`:<br/>
No Cooking Today!
    3 magical words more beautiful for a married woman than " I Love You":
    No Cooking Today!
  • Of course, women don't work as hard as men.<br/>
They get it right the very first time!
    Of course, women don't work as hard as men.
    They get it right the very first time!
  • While Chatting:<br/>
Boy: Hi<br/>
Girl: I have a boyfriend.<br/>
Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse.<br/>
Girl: Kyun?<br/>
Boy: Bajrang Dal Wala Hun, Dono Ko Saath Mein Pitunga!
    While Chatting:
    Boy: Hi
    Girl: I have a boyfriend.
    Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse.
    Girl: Kyun?
    Boy: Bajrang Dal Wala Hun, Dono Ko Saath Mein Pitunga!
  • A woman will never say no if you ask...<br/>
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Can I tell you a secret?
    A woman will never say no if you ask...
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    Can I tell you a secret?
  • Jeeto: What made you fall in love with me?<br/>
Santa: Your mother.<br/>
Jeeto: But my mother lives 5000 miles away.<br/>
Santa: Yeah, that's why!
    Jeeto: What made you fall in love with me?
    Santa: Your mother.
    Jeeto: But my mother lives 5000 miles away.
    Santa: Yeah, that's why!
  • Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?<br/>
Pappu: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
    Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?
    Pappu: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!