|Boy: Happy Birthday baby!|
Girl: Awww... thank you sweetheart! What did you get me?
Boy: It was supposed to be a surprise, but you remember that pink Mercedes that you wanted so badly?
Girl: OMG! OMG! OMG! Yes, Yes, Yes, I'm screaming now!
Boy: Well I got you toothbrush in the same colour!
|Pappu: I love you|
Girl: Surat Ko Dekha Hai?
Pappu: Nahi Bas Ahmedabad Tak Hi Geya Hun!
|Santa: Iss Saal Vacation Ka Kya Plan Hai?|
Banta: Kuch Khaas Nahi, Pichle Saal Europe Nahi Gaye The... Iss Saal America Nahi Jayenge!
|Bunty: Why are you so lazy?|
Pappu: I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing!
|Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking?|
Girlfriend: And video games?
Girlfriend: What else can you leave?
Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you!
|Pappu: You remember that girl who said: "I can't live without you"?|
Pappu: She is still alive!
|Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?|
Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
|A man`s face is his autobiography;|
A woman`s face is her work of fiction!
|Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?|
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
|Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.|
Pappu: I know but today is not that day!