|Bhartiya Mata-Pita Ka Sabse Common Dialogue|
Dimag Toh Bahut Hai Iska Bas Padhai Pe Dhyan Nahi Deta!
|Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name.|
Girl: Superman? Ironman?
Boy: No, It's Yourman!
|Jyada Din Tak Single Rehne Ka Aisa Effect Pada Hai Ki|
Koi Ladki 'Hi' Bhi Likhke Bheje Toh 'I Love You' Wali Feeling Aati Hai!
|Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.|
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?
Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
|A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!|
|Jab Tak Aapke Paas Paisa Hai|
Har Ladki Puchegi, "Mera Shona Babu Kaisa Hai"!
|Men go shopping to buy what they need, and women go shopping to find out what they want!|
|Boy Sends Friend Request to A Girl On Facebook:|
Girl: Kaun Ho Tum?
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari.
Girl: Chahte Kya Ho?
Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari.
Girl: Pachtaoge Tum!
Boy: Kismat Hamari.
Girl: Married Hun Main.
Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari!
|Achhi Shakal Na Hona Koi Paap Nahi Hai,|
Lekin Bandar Jaisi Shakal Lekar Facebook Pe 70 Logo Ko Tag Karna,
Saala Aatankwaad Hai!
|Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho?|
Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai.
Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai!