• Bhartiya Mata-Pita Ka Sabse Common Dialogue<br/>
Dimag Toh Bahut Hai Iska Bas Padhai Pe Dhyan Nahi Deta!
    Bhartiya Mata-Pita Ka Sabse Common Dialogue
    Dimag Toh Bahut Hai Iska Bas Padhai Pe Dhyan Nahi Deta!
  • Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name.<br/>
Girl: Superman? Ironman?<br/>
Boy: No, It's Yourman!
    Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name.
    Girl: Superman? Ironman?
    Boy: No, It's Yourman!
  • Jyada Din Tak Single Rehne Ka Aisa Effect  Pada Hai Ki<br/>
Koi Ladki 'Hi' Bhi Likhke Bheje Toh 'I Love You' Wali Feeling Aati Hai!
    Jyada Din Tak Single Rehne Ka Aisa Effect Pada Hai Ki
    Koi Ladki 'Hi' Bhi Likhke Bheje Toh 'I Love You' Wali Feeling Aati Hai!
  • Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.<br/>
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?<br/>
Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
    Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.
    Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?
    Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
  • A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!
    A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!
  • Jab Tak Aapke Paas Paisa Hai<br/>
Har Ladki Puchegi, `Mera Shona Babu Kaisa Hai`!
    Jab Tak Aapke Paas Paisa Hai
    Har Ladki Puchegi, "Mera Shona Babu Kaisa Hai"!
  • Men go shopping to buy what they need, and women go shopping to find out what they want!
    Men go shopping to buy what they need, and women go shopping to find out what they want!
  • Boy Sends Friend Request to A Girl On Facebook:<br/>
Girl: Kaun Ho Tum?<br/>
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari.<br/>
Girl: Chahte Kya Ho?<br/>
Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari.<br/>
Girl: Pachtaoge Tum!<br/>
Boy: Kismat Hamari.<br/>
Girl: Married Hun Main.<br/>
Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari!
    Boy Sends Friend Request to A Girl On Facebook:
    Girl: Kaun Ho Tum?
    Boy: Hasrat Tumhari.
    Girl: Chahte Kya Ho?
    Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari.
    Girl: Pachtaoge Tum!
    Boy: Kismat Hamari.
    Girl: Married Hun Main.
    Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari!
  • Achhi Shakal Na Hona Koi Paap Nahi Hai,<br/>
Lekin Bandar Jaisi Shakal Lekar Facebook Pe 70 Logo Ko Tag Karna,<br/>
Saala Aatankwaad Hai!
    Achhi Shakal Na Hona Koi Paap Nahi Hai,
    Lekin Bandar Jaisi Shakal Lekar Facebook Pe 70 Logo Ko Tag Karna,
    Saala Aatankwaad Hai!
  • Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho?<br/>

Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai.<br/>

Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai!<br/>
    Boy: Tum Sabhi boys Ko Bhai Kyon Bolti Ho?
    Girl: Mera Koi Bhai Nahi Hai.
    Boy: Tera Pati Bhi Toh Nahi Hai!