|Types of Corona Viruses in India:|
Dheere Se Corona
Jor Se Corona
Ek Bar Aur Corona
Bar Bar Corona
Har Bar Jor Se Corona
|The Canadian government, in its eternal wisdom, recently passed two laws. |
1. Legalized gay marriage
2. Legalized marijuana
Legalizing gay marriage and marijuana at the same time now makes perfect Biblical sense.
Leviticus 20:13 says: "If a man lies with another man, they should be stoned."
Apparently, we just hadn't interpreted it correctly before!
|Porn ban in India:|
As I had said before, No Achhe Din and now No Achhi Raat.
No wonder people are gravitating towards the Hand!
|When you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 PM and 3:30 AM it is sex & when you hear sounds like Aah Oh Uhh between 9 AM and 3:30 PM It is SENSEX!|
|Sec 497 - Vice is ok|
Sec 377 - Vice-versa is also OK!
|Gay-sex, not a crime!|
Adultery, not a crime !!
The public wanted Tax Exemption...
Govt granted Sex Exemption.
Well, it's advantage Government, now they can screw you irrespective of your sex or marital status!
|Kaun Banega Crorepati ₹ 1 crore final question.|
"When your wife goes to sleep, what does she wear?"
A - Pyjama Suit
B - Nighty
C - Underclothes
D - Nothing
Contestant: I want to phone a friend!
|Supreme Court scraps Section 377. Now homosexuality is no longer a crime.|
Now the tailors will ask, "Sir, Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche".
|And then the Lordship said:|
"It doesn't need necessarily be Adam and Eve, it can also be Adam and Steve".
|It's 2018 ladies.|
Treat your man right or another man will!