|Doctor: It looks like you are pregnant.|
Girl: I'm pregnant?
Doctor: No, but it looks like you are!
|A man woke up in hospital after an accident.|
He shouted, "Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The Doctor replied, "I know you can't, because I've cut off your arms!"
|Proposed rate chart outside the doctor's cabin:|
My diagnosis.My treatment - 500
Your Differential diagnosis - 1000
Your google doubts - 1500
Your diagnosis. My treatment - 2000
Your diagnosis your treatment - 5000
|Doctor: I've found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.|
Patient: Great, how often do I have to take it?
Doctor: Every two hours!
|Doctor: Do you smoke?|
Patient: Yes, every day.
Doctor: Can we be friends?
|After having severe stomach pain, a girl visited the doctor's clinic.|
Doctor: What did you have for lunch?
Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.
Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Sach Mein Kya Khaya Tha Woh Batao?
Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi Aur Roti!
|Patient: Doctor, I'm having some trouble with my breathing.|
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
|Doctor: Do you exercise?|
Me: Yes, I'm a runner.
Doctor: What kind of a runner?
Me: I run from my problems!
|Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.|
Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?
Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies!
|If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!|