• Patient: Doctor, when do you think COVID-19 will be over?<br/>
Doctor: I don't know, I am not much into politics!
    Patient: Doctor, when do you think COVID-19 will be over?
    Doctor: I don't know, I am not much into politics!
  • Doctor: You are hot.<br/>
Girl: Oh, thank you!<br/>
Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban!
    Doctor: You are hot.
    Girl: Oh, thank you!
    Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban!
  • Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results!
    Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results!
  • I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation...<br/>
So he offered to touch-up my X-rays!
    I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation...
    So he offered to touch-up my X-rays!
  • Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.<br/>
Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.<br/>
Doctor: Exactly!
    Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.
    Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.
    Doctor: Exactly!
  • It's always in a doctor's best interest to keep his patients alive. It's more profitable that way!
    It's always in a doctor's best interest to keep his patients alive. It's more profitable that way!
  • One good thing about Veterinary Doctors is their patients...<br/>
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    One good thing about Veterinary Doctors is their patients...
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  • Patient: Doctor, what happens after we die?<br/>
Doctor: We clean the bed and admit a new patient!
    Patient: Doctor, what happens after we die?
    Doctor: We clean the bed and admit a new patient!
  • Doctor: It looks like you are pregnant.<br/>
Girl: I'm pregnant?<br/>
Doctor: No, but it looks like you are!
    Doctor: It looks like you are pregnant.
    Girl: I'm pregnant?
    Doctor: No, but it looks like you are!
  • A man woke up in hospital after an accident.<br/>
He shouted, `Doctor, I can't feel my legs!`<br/>
The Doctor replied, `I know you can't, because I've cut off your arms!`
    A man woke up in hospital after an accident.
    He shouted, "Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
    The Doctor replied, "I know you can't, because I've cut off your arms!"