|Patient: Doctor, when do you think COVID-19 will be over?|
Doctor: I don't know, I am not much into politics!
|Doctor: You are hot.|
Girl: Oh, thank you!
Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban!
|Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results!|
|I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation...|
So he offered to touch-up my X-rays!
|Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again.|
Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years.
|It's always in a doctor's best interest to keep his patients alive. It's more profitable that way!|
|One good thing about Veterinary Doctors is their patients...|
|Patient: Doctor, what happens after we die?|
Doctor: We clean the bed and admit a new patient!
|Doctor: It looks like you are pregnant.|
Girl: I'm pregnant?
Doctor: No, but it looks like you are!
|A man woke up in hospital after an accident.|
He shouted, "Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The Doctor replied, "I know you can't, because I've cut off your arms!"