• Doctor: Do you exercise?<br/>
Me: Yes, I'm a runner.<br/>
Doctor: What kind of a runner?<br/>
Me: I run from my problems!
    Doctor: Do you exercise?
    Me: Yes, I'm a runner.
    Doctor: What kind of a runner?
    Me: I run from my problems!
  • Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.<br/>
Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?<br/>
Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies!
    Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.
    Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?
    Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies!
  • If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!
    If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!
  • Dentist: This will hurt a little.<br/>
Patient: OK.<br/>
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now!
    Dentist: This will hurt a little.
    Patient: OK.
    Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now!
  • Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security!
    Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security!
  • Doctor: Hey, how are you?
Patient: I am good.<br/>
Doctor: Then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park!
    Doctor: Hey, how are you? Patient: I am good.
    Doctor: Then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park!
  • Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?<br/>
Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!
    Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?
    Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!
  • Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.<br/>
Patient: And how much will it cost?<br/>
Dentist: It's 1500.<br/>
Patient: What?! 1500 for just a few minutes work?<br/>
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
    Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
    Patient: And how much will it cost?
    Dentist: It's 1500.
    Patient: What?! 1500 for just a few minutes work?
    Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
  • Doctor to patient: You are very sick.<br/>
Patient: Can I get a second opinion?<br/>
Doctor: Yes, you are very ugly too!
    Doctor to patient: You are very sick.
    Patient: Can I get a second opinion?
    Doctor: Yes, you are very ugly too!
  • Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai?<br/>
Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain!<br/>
Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha?<br/>
Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha! Doctor Sahib!
    Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai?
    Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain!
    Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha?
    Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha! Doctor Sahib!