|Doctor: Do you exercise?|
Me: Yes, I'm a runner.
Doctor: What kind of a runner?
Me: I run from my problems!
|Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.|
Patient: Why Doctor? What happened?
Doctor: You got a disease from the chapter which I left as optional during my studies!
|If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend!|
|Dentist: This will hurt a little.|
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now!
|Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security!|
|Doctor: Hey, how are you?
Patient: I am good.|
Doctor: Then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park!
|Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?|
Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!
|Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.|
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's 1500.
Patient: What?! 1500 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
|Doctor to patient: You are very sick.|
Patient: Can I get a second opinion?
Doctor: Yes, you are very ugly too!
|Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai?|
Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain!
Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha?
Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha! Doctor Sahib!