|Dear Facebook, please stop suggesting people I know. I do know them. But I don't like them!|
|I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes!|
|Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time.|
There are too many mediocre things in life, love shouldn't be one of them!
|You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...|
is in love with me!
|Sometimes we need someone to simply be there. Not to fix anything, or to do anything in particular - but just to let us feel that we are cared for and supported!|
|Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!|
|There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart!|
|I don't go on Facebook much these days. It's always trying to ask me "What's on your mind?".|
It should know that I'm married and not allowed to have a mind of my own!
|Bell has no sound till someone rings it.|
Song has no tune till someone sings it.
So never hide your feelings, because it has no value till someone feels it!
|I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends!|