• Dear Facebook, please stop suggesting people I know. I do know them. But I don't like them!
    Dear Facebook, please stop suggesting people I know. I do know them. But I don't like them!
  • I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes!
    I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes!
  • Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time.<br/>
There are too many mediocre things in life, love shouldn't be one of them!
    Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time.
    There are too many mediocre things in life, love shouldn't be one of them!
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...<br/>
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is in love with me!
    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall...
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    is in love with me!
  • Sometimes we need someone to simply be there. Not to fix anything, or to do anything in particular - but just to let us feel that we are cared for and supported!
    Sometimes we need someone to simply be there. Not to fix anything, or to do anything in particular - but just to let us feel that we are cared for and supported!
  • Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!
    Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!
  • There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart!
    There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart!
  • I don't go on Facebook much these days. It's always trying to ask me `What's on your mind?`.<br/>
It should know that I'm married and not allowed to have a mind of my own!
    I don't go on Facebook much these days. It's always trying to ask me "What's on your mind?".
    It should know that I'm married and not allowed to have a mind of my own!
  • Bell has no sound till someone rings it.<br/>
Song has no tune till someone sings it.<br/>
So never hide your feelings, because it has no value till someone feels it!
    Bell has no sound till someone rings it.
    Song has no tune till someone sings it.
    So never hide your feelings, because it has no value till someone feels it!
  • I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends!
    I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends!