• Best friends never have the same nature. They just have the best understanding of their differences!
    Best friends never have the same nature. They just have the best understanding of their differences!
  • I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together!
    I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together!
  • Some people look good in photos but not in real life.<br/>
Some people look good in real life but not in photos.<br/>
I am none of them!
    Some people look good in photos but not in real life.
    Some people look good in real life but not in photos.
    I am none of them!
  • Hey there, stranger! You're hotter than a sunburn!
    Hey there, stranger! You're hotter than a sunburn!
  • Sometimes when I miss you, the whole world seems depopulated!
    Sometimes when I miss you, the whole world seems depopulated!
  • Friendship shall also be decalted as an essential service.<br/>
I miss my friends!
    Friendship shall also be decalted as an essential service.
    I miss my friends!
  • I love you with all my belly. I would have said heart, but my belly is bigger!
    I love you with all my belly. I would have said heart, but my belly is bigger!
  • Hey girl, are you the Coronavirus?<br/>
Because you took my breath away!
    Hey girl, are you the Coronavirus?
    Because you took my breath away!
  • I am not certain what you think of me. I just hope it's at least R-rated!
    I am not certain what you think of me. I just hope it's at least R-rated!
  • Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams!
    Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams!