|Best friends never have the same nature. They just have the best understanding of their differences!|
|I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together!|
|Some people look good in photos but not in real life.|
Some people look good in real life but not in photos.
I am none of them!
|Hey there, stranger! You're hotter than a sunburn!|
|Sometimes when I miss you, the whole world seems depopulated!|
|Friendship shall also be decalted as an essential service.|
I miss my friends!
|I love you with all my belly. I would have said heart, but my belly is bigger!|
|Hey girl, are you the Coronavirus?|
Because you took my breath away!
|I am not certain what you think of me. I just hope it's at least R-rated!|
|Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams!|