• Smokers say smoking is hard to quit.<br />
God...<br />
Wonder if they ever tried to quit Facebook!
    Smokers say smoking is hard to quit.
    God...
    Wonder if they ever tried to quit Facebook!
  • Things are so bad with the Indian economy that it has to change Rupee's Facebook relationship status from 'Single' to `It's complicated`!
    Things are so bad with the Indian economy that it has to change Rupee's Facebook relationship status from 'Single' to "It's complicated"!
  • Deleting one's Facebook account is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll most probably be back in a few days!
    Deleting one's Facebook account is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll most probably be back in a few days!
  • Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends!
    Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends!
  • Dear people who update their `Facebook` status every 30 seconds, there's `Twitter` for a reason.
    Dear people who update their "Facebook" status every 30 seconds, there's "Twitter" for a reason.
  • Logged off Facebook - Reason: I was bored.<br /><br />
After 5 minutes, Logged in Facebook - Reason: I'm bored!
    Logged off Facebook - Reason: I was bored.

    After 5 minutes, Logged in Facebook - Reason: I'm bored!
  • We are not addicted to WhatsApp or Facebook.<br />
We only use it when we have time - lunch time, break time, off time, no time, this time, that time, any time and all the time!
    We are not addicted to WhatsApp or Facebook.
    We only use it when we have time - lunch time, break time, off time, no time, this time, that time, any time and all the time!
  • If people were influenced by internet games then most of the Facebook users would've become farmers, mafia or gamblers by now!
    If people were influenced by internet games then most of the Facebook users would've become farmers, mafia or gamblers by now!
  • Don't judge a girl by her profile picture. Judge her by the pictures she's tagged in!
    Don't judge a girl by her profile picture. Judge her by the pictures she's tagged in!
  • Definition of Success:<br/>
It is when your details and photos are available on Google instead of Facebook.
    Definition of Success:
    It is when your details and photos are available on Google instead of Facebook.