|Smokers say smoking is hard to quit.|
Wonder if they ever tried to quit Facebook!
|Things are so bad with the Indian economy that it has to change Rupee's Facebook relationship status from 'Single' to "It's complicated"!|
|Deleting one's Facebook account is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll most probably be back in a few days!|
|Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends!|
|Dear people who update their "Facebook" status every 30 seconds, there's "Twitter" for a reason.|
|Logged off Facebook - Reason: I was bored.|
After 5 minutes, Logged in Facebook - Reason: I'm bored!
|We are not addicted to WhatsApp or Facebook.|
We only use it when we have time - lunch time, break time, off time, no time, this time, that time, any time and all the time!
|If people were influenced by internet games then most of the Facebook users would've become farmers, mafia or gamblers by now!|
|Don't judge a girl by her profile picture. Judge her by the pictures she's tagged in!|
|Definition of Success:|
It is when your details and photos are available on Google instead of Facebook.