|Civilized people don't kill each other with guns anymore. They kill each other by uploading vacation pictures on Facebook!|
|At times, I have the urge to comment "No one gives a shit" on someone's Facebook status!|
|Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like:|
1. Happily Single
2. Frantically Looking
3. Inconveniently Attached
4. Unhappily Double
5. Stressfully Committed
|Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke!|
To avoid so many Friend requests, kindly use only your own images on Facebook profiles!
|Never judge the beauty of a girl by her profile picture. Judge it by the photos she is tagged in!|
|My goal in life to be like the people who seem:|
As happy as on Facebook;
As intelligent as on Twitter;
As beautiful as on Instagram;
And as competent as on Linkedln!
|Santa: Son, there's a life beyond Facebook.|
Pappu: Really? Please 'Share' the 'Link' to it!
|There comes a time in every woman's life when she removes the birth year from her Facebook profile!|
|Height of addiction:|
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!