• Civilized people don't kill each other with guns anymore. They kill each other by uploading vacation pictures on Facebook!
    Civilized people don't kill each other with guns anymore. They kill each other by uploading vacation pictures on Facebook!
  • At times, I have the urge to comment `No one gives a shit` on someone's Facebook status!
    At times, I have the urge to comment "No one gives a shit" on someone's Facebook status!
  • Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like:<br />
1. Happily Single<br />
2. Frantically Looking<br />
3. Inconveniently Attached<br />
4. Unhappily Double<br />
5. Stressfully Committed
    Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like:
    1. Happily Single
    2. Frantically Looking
    3. Inconveniently Attached
    4. Unhappily Double
    5. Stressfully Committed
  • Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke!
    Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke!
  • Dear GIRLS,<br />
To avoid so many Friend requests, kindly use only your own images on Facebook profiles!
    Dear GIRLS,
    To avoid so many Friend requests, kindly use only your own images on Facebook profiles!
  • Never judge the beauty of a girl by her profile picture. Judge it by the photos she is tagged in!
    Never judge the beauty of a girl by her profile picture. Judge it by the photos she is tagged in!
  • My goal in life to be like the people who seem:<br />
As happy as on Facebook;<br />
As intelligent as on Twitter;<br />
As beautiful as on Instagram;<br />
And as competent as on Linkedln!
    My goal in life to be like the people who seem:
    As happy as on Facebook;
    As intelligent as on Twitter;
    As beautiful as on Instagram;
    And as competent as on Linkedln!
  • Santa: Son, there's a life beyond Facebook.<br />
Pappu: Really? Please 'Share' the 'Link' to it!
    Santa: Son, there's a life beyond Facebook.
    Pappu: Really? Please 'Share' the 'Link' to it!
  • There comes a time in every woman's life when she removes the birth year from her Facebook profile!
    There comes a time in every woman's life when she removes the birth year from her Facebook profile!
  • Height of addiction:<br />
In a college form, when asked about the `permanent address`, a student wrote `www.facebook.com`!
    Height of addiction:
    In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!