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Newton's fourth law:
'I love' is static
'You' is changeable! -
Therapy is a software update. Surgery is a hardware upgrade! -
If you're afraid to check your account balance, you probably need to check your account balance! -
As long as you add "Instagram" in front of a noun, it automatically reduces the value of the noun.
EG "Instagram model", "Instagram photographer", "Instagram poems"! -
In this generation, people ignore each other to get each other's attention! -
Guy shaves his head:
Other Countries: You look cool.
India: Kaun Mar Gaya Be? -
I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to my lawyer.
I said, "I want to sue the airline".
He replied, "You don't have much of a case"! -
None of my exes are married or in happy relationship, so it's safe to say that I wasn't the problem! -
There needs to be an alarm app where every time you snooze it, it donates a certain amount of money to a charity of your choice! -
Breaking News on CNN:
Democrats agree to $6 billion funding of the wall.
This is on one condition that Trump stays on the Mexican side of the wall!