• The next time some Aunty at a wedding asks you, `Beta, Aap Kab Shadi Kar Rahe Ho?` Just say, `Last Year Ho Gayi Aunty, Mom Ne Aapko Bulaya Nahi?`
    The next time some Aunty at a wedding asks you, "Beta, Aap Kab Shadi Kar Rahe Ho?" Just say, "Last Year Ho Gayi Aunty, Mom Ne Aapko Bulaya Nahi?"
  • According to a recent research, the sound 'OM' can activate many parts of our brain, but the sound... `Sunte Ho` can activate the whole body, mind and soul instantly!
    According to a recent research, the sound 'OM' can activate many parts of our brain, but the sound... "Sunte Ho" can activate the whole body, mind and soul instantly!
  • Agar Kisi Ne Apna Jio Number Port Karwane Ki Request Bheji Toh Browsing History Ghar Pe Courier Karwa Dunga!<br/>
~ Mukesh Ambani<br/>
#HoaxNews
    Agar Kisi Ne Apna Jio Number Port Karwane Ki Request Bheji Toh Browsing History Ghar Pe Courier Karwa Dunga!
    ~ Mukesh Ambani
    #HoaxNews
  • Scientists and their Theories:<br/>

1. Einstein: Relativity Theory<br/>

2. Darwin: Evolution Theory<br/>

3. Max Planck: Quantum Theory<br/>

4. Modi: Radar Cloud Theory<br/>

5. Nirmala: Ola Uber Theory<br/>

6. RS Prasad: Box Office Theory<br/>

Which is your favourite theory?
    Scientists and their Theories:
    1. Einstein: Relativity Theory
    2. Darwin: Evolution Theory
    3. Max Planck: Quantum Theory
    4. Modi: Radar Cloud Theory
    5. Nirmala: Ola Uber Theory
    6. RS Prasad: Box Office Theory
    Which is your favourite theory?
  • Ultimate Rejection:<br/>
Boy: I love you.<br/>
Girl: Good! Even, I love someone. For that matter, everybody, loves someone!
    Ultimate Rejection:
    Boy: I love you.
    Girl: Good! Even, I love someone. For that matter, everybody, loves someone!
  • Health in a nutshell:<br/>
If you are hungry, horny and happy, you are healthy!
    Health in a nutshell:
    If you are hungry, horny and happy, you are healthy!
  • Fastest Rebirth:<br/>
Kahan Mar Gaya?<br/>
Aaya Mummy!
    Fastest Rebirth:
    Kahan Mar Gaya?
    Aaya Mummy!
  • Mother-in-law: I accepted the fact and didn't mind when you said you didn't know how to cook or even make tea, dear Daughter-in-Law; but when I told you to boil milk on sim and then when you asked, `SIM 1 or SIM 2?`,<br/>
that's simply unpardonable!
    Mother-in-law: I accepted the fact and didn't mind when you said you didn't know how to cook or even make tea, dear Daughter-in-Law; but when I told you to boil milk on sim and then when you asked, "SIM 1 or SIM 2?",
    that's simply unpardonable!
  • 'Sorry' is a weird word.<br/>
Insaan Kahe To Ladai Khatam; Aur Aggar Doctor Kahe To Insaan Khatam!
    'Sorry' is a weird word.
    Insaan Kahe To Ladai Khatam; Aur Aggar Doctor Kahe To Insaan Khatam!
  • When you see the price tag on shoes by Jimmy Choo... you realize that Jimmy is not a Choo, the buyer of the shoe is!
    When you see the price tag on shoes by Jimmy Choo... you realize that Jimmy is not a Choo, the buyer of the shoe is!