|A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.|
Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
|What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?|
|If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ!|
|I prefer my dogs to people.|
Atleast, their shit comes out the right end!
|Whenever I break up with someone, I always gift them a comb.|
It's a parting gift!
|The internet is the only place where people talk endlessly to each other about how much they don't like talking to people!|
|Define Virtual Adaptation:|
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, your body takes a screenshot!
Let's congratulate the bride and groom.
Pehle Khana Kha Lo, Baad Mein Bheed Ho Jayegi!
|Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh...|
Woh Double Suna Deta Hai!
|Pakistan is not happy after India scrapped 'Article 370' from their own Kashmir state.|
Just like my neighbour is not happy after I discontinued my own WIFI connection!