• As I lay in bed last night. Staring out at the moon and stars and the infinite universe. <br/>
I suddenly realized that someone has stolen my tent!
    As I lay in bed last night. Staring out at the moon and stars and the infinite universe.
    I suddenly realized that someone has stolen my tent!
  • The look on my sons face, when he opened his Birthday present & saw it was flattened cardboard.<br/>
I said `You did say you wanted an ex-box?`
    The look on my sons face, when he opened his Birthday present & saw it was flattened cardboard.
    I said "You did say you wanted an ex-box?"
  • We spend five days a week pretending to be someone else in order to spend two days being who we are!
    We spend five days a week pretending to be someone else in order to spend two days being who we are!
  • Punjab is the only state in the world with branches in America, UK and Canada!
    Punjab is the only state in the world with branches in America, UK and Canada!
  • My granddad warned people the Titanic would sink...<br/>
No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema!
    My granddad warned people the Titanic would sink...
    No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema!
  • Don't drink and drive, because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault!
    Don't drink and drive, because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault!
  • Pura Bachpan Handwriting Sudharne Mein Guzar Geya Aur Zindagi Keyboard Par Beet Rahi Hai!
    Pura Bachpan Handwriting Sudharne Mein Guzar Geya Aur Zindagi Keyboard Par Beet Rahi Hai!
  • You've never seen your face in person... only in pictures and reflections!
    You've never seen your face in person... only in pictures and reflections!
  • For some reason, your brain is disturbed by nightmares even though it literally decided to create them!
    For some reason, your brain is disturbed by nightmares even though it literally decided to create them!
  • I got asked today `Who would you most like to be stuck in a lift with?`<br/>
I said, `Obviously, a lift engineer`!
    I got asked today `Who would you most like to be stuck in a lift with?`
    I said, "Obviously, a lift engineer"!