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The next time some Aunty at a wedding asks you, "Beta, Aap Kab Shadi Kar Rahe Ho?" Just say, "Last Year Ho Gayi Aunty, Mom Ne Aapko Bulaya Nahi?" -
According to a recent research, the sound 'OM' can activate many parts of our brain, but the sound... "Sunte Ho" can activate the whole body, mind and soul instantly! -
Agar Kisi Ne Apna Jio Number Port Karwane Ki Request Bheji Toh Browsing History Ghar Pe Courier Karwa Dunga!
~ Mukesh Ambani
#HoaxNews -
Scientists and their Theories:
1. Einstein: Relativity Theory
2. Darwin: Evolution Theory
3. Max Planck: Quantum Theory
4. Modi: Radar Cloud Theory
5. Nirmala: Ola Uber Theory
6. RS Prasad: Box Office Theory
Which is your favourite theory? -
Ultimate Rejection:
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Good! Even, I love someone. For that matter, everybody, loves someone! -
Health in a nutshell:
If you are hungry, horny and happy, you are healthy! -
Fastest Rebirth:
Kahan Mar Gaya?
Aaya Mummy! -
Mother-in-law: I accepted the fact and didn't mind when you said you didn't know how to cook or even make tea, dear Daughter-in-Law; but when I told you to boil milk on sim and then when you asked, "SIM 1 or SIM 2?",
that's simply unpardonable! -
'Sorry' is a weird word.
Insaan Kahe To Ladai Khatam; Aur Aggar Doctor Kahe To Insaan Khatam! -
When you see the price tag on shoes by Jimmy Choo... you realize that Jimmy is not a Choo, the buyer of the shoe is!