|She: I Like Guys With High Standards.|
Me: Mera Baap Mujhe LV Ki Belt Se Marta Hai!
|Distant relatives are like:|
Na Jaan Na pehchaan;
But I'll judge you,
Like your Abba-Jaan!
May God break the front teeth of those who secretly plot evil against you, so that you may know your enemies by their crooked smiles!
|To My heart and my soulmate:|
I don't need you to light up my world. Just sit with me in the dark!
|Now I've stopped ironing my clothes. |
I have less pressing concerns!
|The difference between harassment and flirting is your financial position!|
|Interviewer: What is your favourite novel?|
Marwari: The Subtle Art of not giving a buck!
|My cat was just sick on the carpet.|
I really don't think it's feline well!
|October is the scariest month. It's when you put away your summer clothes and wonder if they will ever fit again!|
|One reason it's difficult to communicate properly via text is that you interpret their messages with your current attitude!|