• She: I Like Guys With High Standards.<br/>
Me: Mera Baap Mujhe LV Ki Belt Se Marta Hai!
    She: I Like Guys With High Standards.
    Me: Mera Baap Mujhe LV Ki Belt Se Marta Hai!
  • Distant relatives are like:<br/><br/>

Na Jaan Na pehchaan;<br/>
But I'll judge you,<br/>
Like your Abba-Jaan!
    Distant relatives are like:

    Na Jaan Na pehchaan;
    But I'll judge you,
    Like your Abba-Jaan!
  • A Prayer:<br/>

May God break the front teeth of those who secretly plot evil against you, so that you may know your enemies by their crooked smiles!
    A Prayer:
    May God break the front teeth of those who secretly plot evil against you, so that you may know your enemies by their crooked smiles!
  • To My heart and my soulmate:<br/>
I don't need you to light up my world. Just sit with me in the dark!
    To My heart and my soulmate:
    I don't need you to light up my world. Just sit with me in the dark!
  • Now I've stopped ironing my clothes. <br/>
I have less pressing concerns!
    Now I've stopped ironing my clothes.
    I have less pressing concerns!
  • The difference between harassment and flirting is your financial position!
    The difference between harassment and flirting is your financial position!
  • Interviewer: What is your favourite novel?<br/>
Marwari: The Subtle Art of not giving a buck!
    Interviewer: What is your favourite novel?
    Marwari: The Subtle Art of not giving a buck!
  • My cat was just sick on the carpet.<br/>
I really don't think it's feline well!
    My cat was just sick on the carpet.
    I really don't think it's feline well!
  • October is the scariest month. It's when you put away your summer clothes and wonder if they will ever fit again!
    October is the scariest month. It's when you put away your summer clothes and wonder if they will ever fit again!
  • One reason it's difficult to communicate properly via text is that you interpret their messages with your current attitude!
    One reason it's difficult to communicate properly via text is that you interpret their messages with your current attitude!