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A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.
Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye! -
What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?
Olay! -
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ! -
I prefer my dogs to people.
Atleast, their shit comes out the right end! -
Whenever I break up with someone, I always gift them a comb.
It's a parting gift! -
The internet is the only place where people talk endlessly to each other about how much they don't like talking to people! -
Define Virtual Adaptation:
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, your body takes a screenshot! -
Foreign Country:
Let's congratulate the bride and groom.
India:
Pehle Khana Kha Lo, Baad Mein Bheed Ho Jayegi! -
Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh...
Woh Double Suna Deta Hai! -
Pakistan is not happy after India scrapped 'Article 370' from their own Kashmir state.
Just like my neighbour is not happy after I discontinued my own WIFI connection!