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She: I Like Guys With High Standards.
Me: Mera Baap Mujhe LV Ki Belt Se Marta Hai! -
Distant relatives are like:
Na Jaan Na pehchaan;
But I'll judge you,
Like your Abba-Jaan! -
A Prayer:
May God break the front teeth of those who secretly plot evil against you, so that you may know your enemies by their crooked smiles! -
To My heart and my soulmate:
I don't need you to light up my world. Just sit with me in the dark! -
Now I've stopped ironing my clothes.
I have less pressing concerns! -
The difference between harassment and flirting is your financial position! -
Interviewer: What is your favourite novel?
Marwari: The Subtle Art of not giving a buck! -
My cat was just sick on the carpet.
I really don't think it's feline well! -
October is the scariest month. It's when you put away your summer clothes and wonder if they will ever fit again! -
One reason it's difficult to communicate properly via text is that you interpret their messages with your current attitude!