• On my wedding, everyone told me that I will live happily ever after...<br/>
Ever since I have never believed In exit polls!
    On my wedding, everyone told me that I will live happily ever after...
    Ever since I have never believed In exit polls!
  • Newage sign by Traffic Police:<br/>
Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars!
    Newage sign by Traffic Police:
    Drink and Drive; we will show you new bars!
  • Message from a friend in China:<br/>
The volatile stock market affects human beings & their best friends.<br/>
Last month, the market was good, my dog ate what I ate.<br/>
Last week, the market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.<br/>
Yesterday, the market crashed, I ate my dog!
    Message from a friend in China:
    The volatile stock market affects human beings & their best friends.
    Last month, the market was good, my dog ate what I ate.
    Last week, the market was bad, I ate what my dog ate.
    Yesterday, the market crashed, I ate my dog!
  • Why do people ask, `How was work?`<br/>
Like, work is work... I would rather be in Europe right now, naked on a yacht, while destroying my liver... but here I am!
    Why do people ask, "How was work?"
    Like, work is work... I would rather be in Europe right now, naked on a yacht, while destroying my liver... but here I am!
  • While the whole nation was waiting for '6 PM' for the Exit Polls results;<br/>
Punjabis were waiting for '6 PM' for the 'Dry Day' to get over!<br/>
Priorities do matter!
    While the whole nation was waiting for '6 PM' for the Exit Polls results;
    Punjabis were waiting for '6 PM' for the 'Dry Day' to get over!
    Priorities do matter!
  • Auto reply message of a drunkard:<br/>
Can't talk now...<br/>
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Alcohol you later!
    Auto reply message of a drunkard:
    Can't talk now...
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    Alcohol you later!
  • Who is a Malayalee?<br/>
A Malayalee is a person who can speak Malayalam in any language!
    Who is a Malayalee?
    A Malayalee is a person who can speak Malayalam in any language!
  • People are telling me to drink LESS whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!
    People are telling me to drink LESS whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand!
  • It's the communication age, yet nobody wants to utter more than three words before getting back to their phones!
    It's the communication age, yet nobody wants to utter more than three words before getting back to their phones!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Never ask an angry woman to `Just calm down` because it has the same effect as dropping a Mentos in a bottle of Coke!
    Pro Tip:
    Never ask an angry woman to "Just calm down" because it has the same effect as dropping a Mentos in a bottle of Coke!