• Finally, I am in relationsleep.<br/>
Please read again!
    Finally, I am in relationsleep.
    Please read again!
  • Me: Alexa, make me feel good.<br/>
Alexa: Bhai Tujhe Hi Dekh Rahi Hai!
    Me: Alexa, make me feel good.
    Alexa: Bhai Tujhe Hi Dekh Rahi Hai!
  • Girlfriend: Babu Mujhe Laptop Ka Wallpaper Change Karna, Sikhao Na.<br/>
Pappu: OK! Pehle Computer File Main Jao.<br/>
Girlfriend: Chali Gayi.<br/>
Pappu: Ab Upar Dekho Kya Hai?<br/>
Girlfriend: Pankha.<br/>
Pappu: Uss Se Latak Kar Mar Jao!
    Girlfriend: Babu Mujhe Laptop Ka Wallpaper Change Karna, Sikhao Na.
    Pappu: OK! Pehle Computer File Main Jao.
    Girlfriend: Chali Gayi.
    Pappu: Ab Upar Dekho Kya Hai?
    Girlfriend: Pankha.
    Pappu: Uss Se Latak Kar Mar Jao!
  • I don't always sleep well but when I do, it's 5 minutes before my alarm goes off!
    I don't always sleep well but when I do, it's 5 minutes before my alarm goes off!
  • The fundamental difference between me and Sundar Pichai is that he works for Google and Google works for me!
    The fundamental difference between me and Sundar Pichai is that he works for Google and Google works for me!
  • My handwriting is so bad that people think I'm a doctor!
    My handwriting is so bad that people think I'm a doctor!
  • Better to have loved and divorced...<br/>
Than to be stuck with an idiot forever!
    Better to have loved and divorced...
    Than to be stuck with an idiot forever!
  • Every wife expects to receive six things from her husband:<br/><br/>

Sincerity<br/>
Affection
Love<br/>
Attention<br/>
Respect and  <br/>
Yourself

Now the problem is that it is very difficult to remember all the six in a sequence. So they have invented its short form - SALARY!
    Every wife expects to receive six things from her husband:

    Sincerity
    Affection Love
    Attention
    Respect and  
    Yourself Now the problem is that it is very difficult to remember all the six in a sequence. So they have invented its short form - SALARY!
  • My wife is complaining that my Netflix addiction is ruining our relationship.<br/>
I don't understand why she thinks like that, it's our sixth season together!
    My wife is complaining that my Netflix addiction is ruining our relationship.
    I don't understand why she thinks like that, it's our sixth season together!
  • It's a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.<br/>
It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house. <br/>
The difference is staggering!
    It's a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.
    It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house.
    The difference is staggering!