|Robber: Give me all your money. Otherwise, you are chemistry?|
Guy: Don't you mean history?
Robber: Don't change the subject!
|Medicine delivery apps are offering limited period discounts.|
Please fall sick before the offer ends!
|English: Something seems to be wrong with this dead body.|
Bihari: Elastic Nahi Lag Rahi Hai Humko!
|Every morning when I open the front door to leave for work, I tell my dog to stay, and every time I wish it were the other way around!|
|It's always better to choose your company before you choose your drink!|
|My girlfriend was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon and eggs when suddenly she collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I had no idea what to do.|
Then I remembered, KFC does an all-day breakfast for just $5.99!
|They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill but how many of us still suck at sleeping!|
|The biggest barrier to break, while starting a friendship is the first offensive joke!|
|Mom: Tere Liye Rishta Aaya Hai, Ladki Bhi Engineer Hai!|
Son: Maa Agar Dono Hi Berozgaar Honge To Ghar Kaise Chalega!
|Whenever I see someone wearing sunglasses inside the mall, I want to help them...|
Poor people, have no one by their side to guide!