• A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.<br/>
Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
    A bestie who has a better life than you is not your bestie.
    Zindagi Dono Ki Barabar Se Barbaad Honi Chahiye Pakki Dosti Ke Liye!
  • What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?<br/>
Olay!
    What moisturizer do Spanish bullfighters use?
    Olay!
  • If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ!
    If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ!
  • I prefer my dogs to people.<br/>
Atleast, their shit comes out the right end!
    I prefer my dogs to people.
    Atleast, their shit comes out the right end!
  • Whenever I break up with someone, I always gift them a comb.<br/>
It's a parting gift!
    Whenever I break up with someone, I always gift them a comb.
    It's a parting gift!
  • The internet is the only place where people talk endlessly to each other about how much they don't like talking to people!
    The internet is the only place where people talk endlessly to each other about how much they don't like talking to people!
  • Define Virtual Adaptation:<br/>
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, your body takes a screenshot!
    Define Virtual Adaptation:
    If you sneeze and fart at the same time, your body takes a screenshot!
  • Foreign Country:<br/>
Let's congratulate the bride and groom.<br/>
India:<br/>
Pehle Khana Kha Lo, Baad Mein Bheed Ho Jayegi!
    Foreign Country:
    Let's congratulate the bride and groom.
    India:
    Pehle Khana Kha Lo, Baad Mein Bheed Ho Jayegi!
  • Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh...<br/>
Woh Double Suna Deta Hai!
    Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh...
    Woh Double Suna Deta Hai!
  • Pakistan is not happy after India scrapped 'Article 370' from their own Kashmir state.<br/>
Just like my neighbour is not happy after I discontinued my own WIFI connection!
    Pakistan is not happy after India scrapped 'Article 370' from their own Kashmir state.
    Just like my neighbour is not happy after I discontinued my own WIFI connection!
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