• Newton's fourth law:<br/>
'I love' is static<br/>
'You' is changeable!
    Newton's fourth law:
    'I love' is static
    'You' is changeable!
  • Therapy is a software update. Surgery is a hardware upgrade!
    Therapy is a software update. Surgery is a hardware upgrade!
  • If you're afraid to check your account balance, you probably need to check your account balance!
    If you're afraid to check your account balance, you probably need to check your account balance!
  • As long as you add `Instagram` in front of a noun, it automatically reduces the value of the noun.<br/>
EG `Instagram model`, `Instagram photographer`, `Instagram poems`!
    As long as you add "Instagram" in front of a noun, it automatically reduces the value of the noun.
    EG "Instagram model", "Instagram photographer", "Instagram poems"!
  • In this generation, people ignore each other to get each other's attention!
    In this generation, people ignore each other to get each other's attention!
  • Guy shaves his head:<br/>
Other Countries: You look cool.<br/>
India: Kaun Mar Gaya Be?
    Guy shaves his head:
    Other Countries: You look cool.
    India: Kaun Mar Gaya Be?
  • I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to my lawyer.<br/>
I said, `I want to sue the airline`.<br/>
He replied, `You don't have much of a case`!
    I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to my lawyer.
    I said, "I want to sue the airline".
    He replied, "You don't have much of a case"!
  • None of my exes are married or in happy relationship, so it's safe to say that I wasn't the problem!
    None of my exes are married or in happy relationship, so it's safe to say that I wasn't the problem!
  • There needs to be an alarm app where every time you snooze it, it donates a certain amount of money to a charity of your choice!
    There needs to be an alarm app where every time you snooze it, it donates a certain amount of money to a charity of your choice!
  • Breaking News on CNN:<br/>
Democrats agree to $6 billion funding of the wall.<br/>
This is on one condition that Trump stays on the Mexican side of the wall!
    Breaking News on CNN:
    Democrats agree to $6 billion funding of the wall.
    This is on one condition that Trump stays on the Mexican side of the wall!