|2014: Didn't jog|
2015: Didn't jog
2016: Didn't jog
2017: Didn't jog
2018: Didn't jog
2019: Didn't jog
2020: Didn't jog
This is a running joke!
|Daughter: Mom, why dad is crying?|
Wife: That's because he saw my shopping list for #AmazonPrimeDay sale!
|When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room and less bedroom!|
|When you were a kid, you thought only kids misbehave. When you grow up, you realize adults are worse than kids!|
|Only 2 husbands matter in India:|
Sita's and Nita's!
|I swear to drunk I am not God!|
|Just curious to know:|
What did husbands do in shopping malls before smartphones were invented?
|If people one day woke up and became HAPPY with themselves, imagine how many industries would run out of business!|
|If you watch the story of my life backward, you'd see an absolutely inspirational story about hair growth and weight loss!|
|The fear of going into the forest at night isn't from fear of being alone, but rather the fear that you aren't!|