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Robber: Give me all your money. Otherwise, you are chemistry?
Guy: Don't you mean history?
Robber: Don't change the subject! -
Medicine delivery apps are offering limited period discounts.
Please fall sick before the offer ends! -
English: Something seems to be wrong with this dead body.
Bihari: Elastic Nahi Lag Rahi Hai Humko! -
Every morning when I open the front door to leave for work, I tell my dog to stay, and every time I wish it were the other way around! -
It's always better to choose your company before you choose your drink! -
My girlfriend was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon and eggs when suddenly she collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I had no idea what to do.
Then I remembered, KFC does an all-day breakfast for just $5.99! -
They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill but how many of us still suck at sleeping! -
The biggest barrier to break, while starting a friendship is the first offensive joke! -
Mom: Tere Liye Rishta Aaya Hai, Ladki Bhi Engineer Hai!
Son: Maa Agar Dono Hi Berozgaar Honge To Ghar Kaise Chalega! -
Whenever I see someone wearing sunglasses inside the mall, I want to help them...
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Poor people, have no one by their side to guide!