|As I lay in bed last night. Staring out at the moon and stars and the infinite universe. |
I suddenly realized that someone has stolen my tent!
|The look on my sons face, when he opened his Birthday present & saw it was flattened cardboard.|
I said "You did say you wanted an ex-box?"
|We spend five days a week pretending to be someone else in order to spend two days being who we are!|
|Punjab is the only state in the world with branches in America, UK and Canada!|
|My granddad warned people the Titanic would sink...|
No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema!
|Don't drink and drive, because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault!|
|Pura Bachpan Handwriting Sudharne Mein Guzar Geya Aur Zindagi Keyboard Par Beet Rahi Hai!|
|You've never seen your face in person... only in pictures and reflections!|
|For some reason, your brain is disturbed by nightmares even though it literally decided to create them!|
|I got asked today `Who would you most like to be stuck in a lift with?`|
I said, "Obviously, a lift engineer"!