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Received this message from my bank:
If you wish to use the money in your account... stay at home.
If you wish that your nominee uses it.... keep roaming out!
#Coronavirus #Lockdown -
2019 - Stay away from negative people.
2020 - Stay away from positive people! -
Positive is the most negative word of 2020! -
Back in the day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled "last call"! -
Before Coronavirus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough! -
Quarantine made me realise that I have no real hobbies besides going out to eat and spend money! -
For those missing their Golf...
Marie Biscuits have 18 holes too! -
My friend keeps saying "cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!"
I know he means well! -
Remembering those days, when I used to "stand near the bar with a scotch in my hand".
Now, "standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in my hand"! -
Where do you find the most well-behaved Indians?
In the US visa interview queue!