Finally, I am in relationsleep. Please read again! |
Me: Alexa, make me feel good. Alexa: Bhai Tujhe Hi Dekh Rahi Hai! |
Girlfriend: Babu Mujhe Laptop Ka Wallpaper Change Karna, Sikhao Na. Pappu: OK! Pehle Computer File Main Jao. Girlfriend: Chali Gayi. Pappu: Ab Upar Dekho Kya Hai? Girlfriend: Pankha. Pappu: Uss Se Latak Kar Mar Jao! |
I don't always sleep well but when I do, it's 5 minutes before my alarm goes off! |
The fundamental difference between me and Sundar Pichai is that he works for Google and Google works for me! |
My handwriting is so bad that people think I'm a doctor! |
Better to have loved and divorced... Than to be stuck with an idiot forever! |
Every wife expects to receive six things from her husband: Sincerity Affection Love Attention Respect and Yourself Now the problem is that it is very difficult to remember all the six in a sequence. So they have invented its short form - SALARY! |
My wife is complaining that my Netflix addiction is ruining our relationship. I don't understand why she thinks like that, it's our sixth season together! |
It's a five-minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering! |