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As I lay in bed last night. Staring out at the moon and stars and the infinite universe.
I suddenly realized that someone has stolen my tent! -
The look on my sons face, when he opened his Birthday present & saw it was flattened cardboard.
I said "You did say you wanted an ex-box?" -
We spend five days a week pretending to be someone else in order to spend two days being who we are! -
Punjab is the only state in the world with branches in America, UK and Canada! -
My granddad warned people the Titanic would sink...
No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema! -
Don't drink and drive, because there are people out there who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault! -
Pura Bachpan Handwriting Sudharne Mein Guzar Geya Aur Zindagi Keyboard Par Beet Rahi Hai! -
You've never seen your face in person... only in pictures and reflections! -
For some reason, your brain is disturbed by nightmares even though it literally decided to create them! -
I got asked today `Who would you most like to be stuck in a lift with?`
I said, "Obviously, a lift engineer"!