|Newton's fourth law:|
'I love' is static
'You' is changeable!
|Therapy is a software update. Surgery is a hardware upgrade!|
|If you're afraid to check your account balance, you probably need to check your account balance!|
|As long as you add "Instagram" in front of a noun, it automatically reduces the value of the noun.|
EG "Instagram model", "Instagram photographer", "Instagram poems"!
|In this generation, people ignore each other to get each other's attention!|
|Guy shaves his head:|
Other Countries: You look cool.
India: Kaun Mar Gaya Be?
|I showed the damaged remains of my luggage to my lawyer.|
I said, "I want to sue the airline".
He replied, "You don't have much of a case"!
|None of my exes are married or in happy relationship, so it's safe to say that I wasn't the problem!|
|There needs to be an alarm app where every time you snooze it, it donates a certain amount of money to a charity of your choice!|
|Breaking News on CNN:|
Democrats agree to $6 billion funding of the wall.
This is on one condition that Trump stays on the Mexican side of the wall!