|The next time some Aunty at a wedding asks you, "Beta, Aap Kab Shadi Kar Rahe Ho?" Just say, "Last Year Ho Gayi Aunty, Mom Ne Aapko Bulaya Nahi?"|
|According to a recent research, the sound 'OM' can activate many parts of our brain, but the sound... "Sunte Ho" can activate the whole body, mind and soul instantly!|
|Agar Kisi Ne Apna Jio Number Port Karwane Ki Request Bheji Toh Browsing History Ghar Pe Courier Karwa Dunga!|
~ Mukesh Ambani
|Scientists and their Theories:|
1. Einstein: Relativity Theory
2. Darwin: Evolution Theory
3. Max Planck: Quantum Theory
4. Modi: Radar Cloud Theory
5. Nirmala: Ola Uber Theory
6. RS Prasad: Box Office Theory
Which is your favourite theory?
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Good! Even, I love someone. For that matter, everybody, loves someone!
|Health in a nutshell:|
If you are hungry, horny and happy, you are healthy!
Kahan Mar Gaya?
|Mother-in-law: I accepted the fact and didn't mind when you said you didn't know how to cook or even make tea, dear Daughter-in-Law; but when I told you to boil milk on sim and then when you asked, "SIM 1 or SIM 2?",|
that's simply unpardonable!
|'Sorry' is a weird word.|
Insaan Kahe To Ladai Khatam; Aur Aggar Doctor Kahe To Insaan Khatam!
|When you see the price tag on shoes by Jimmy Choo... you realize that Jimmy is not a Choo, the buyer of the shoe is!|