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2014: Didn't jog
2015: Didn't jog
2016: Didn't jog
2017: Didn't jog
2018: Didn't jog
2019: Didn't jog
2020: Didn't jog
This is a running joke! -
Daughter: Mom, why dad is crying?
Wife: That's because he saw my shopping list for #AmazonPrimeDay sale! -
When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room and less bedroom! -
When you were a kid, you thought only kids misbehave. When you grow up, you realize adults are worse than kids! -
Only 2 husbands matter in India:
Sita's and Nita's! -
I swear to drunk I am not God! -
Just curious to know:
What did husbands do in shopping malls before smartphones were invented? -
If people one day woke up and became HAPPY with themselves, imagine how many industries would run out of business! -
If you watch the story of my life backward, you'd see an absolutely inspirational story about hair growth and weight loss! -
The fear of going into the forest at night isn't from fear of being alone, but rather the fear that you aren't!