• Robber: Give me all your money. Otherwise, you are chemistry?<br/>
Guy: Don't you mean history?<br/>
Robber: Don't change the subject!
    Robber: Give me all your money. Otherwise, you are chemistry?
    Guy: Don't you mean history?
    Robber: Don't change the subject!
  • Medicine delivery apps are offering limited period discounts.<br/>
Please fall sick before the offer ends!
    Medicine delivery apps are offering limited period discounts.
    Please fall sick before the offer ends!
  • English: Something seems to be wrong with this dead body.<br/>
Bihari: Elastic Nahi Lag Rahi Hai Humko!
    English: Something seems to be wrong with this dead body.
    Bihari: Elastic Nahi Lag Rahi Hai Humko!
  • Every morning when I open the front door to leave for work, I tell my dog to stay, and every time I wish it were the other way around!
    Every morning when I open the front door to leave for work, I tell my dog to stay, and every time I wish it were the other way around!
  • It's always better to choose your company before you choose your drink!
    It's always better to choose your company before you choose your drink!
  • My girlfriend was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon and eggs when suddenly she collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I had no idea what to do.<br/>
Then I remembered, KFC does an all-day breakfast for just $5.99!
    My girlfriend was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon and eggs when suddenly she collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I had no idea what to do.
    Then I remembered, KFC does an all-day breakfast for just $5.99!
  • They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill but how many of us still suck at sleeping!
    They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill but how many of us still suck at sleeping!
  • The biggest barrier to break, while starting a friendship is the first offensive joke!
    The biggest barrier to break, while starting a friendship is the first offensive joke!
  • Mom: Tere Liye Rishta Aaya Hai, Ladki Bhi Engineer Hai!<br/>
Son: Maa Agar Dono Hi Berozgaar Honge To Ghar Kaise Chalega!
    Mom: Tere Liye Rishta Aaya Hai, Ladki Bhi Engineer Hai!
    Son: Maa Agar Dono Hi Berozgaar Honge To Ghar Kaise Chalega!
  • Whenever I see someone wearing sunglasses inside the mall, I want to help them...<br/>
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Poor people, have no one by their side to guide!
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    Poor people, have no one by their side to guide!