|Received this message from my bank:|
If you wish to use the money in your account... stay at home.
If you wish that your nominee uses it.... keep roaming out!
|2019 - Stay away from negative people.|
2020 - Stay away from positive people!
|Positive is the most negative word of 2020!|
|Back in the day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled "last call"!|
|Before Coronavirus I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough!|
|Quarantine made me realise that I have no real hobbies besides going out to eat and spend money!|
|For those missing their Golf...|
Marie Biscuits have 18 holes too!
|My friend keeps saying "cheer up mate, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water!"|
I know he means well!
|Remembering those days, when I used to "stand near the bar with a scotch in my hand".|
Now, "standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in my hand"!
|Where do you find the most well-behaved Indians?|
In the US visa interview queue!