|Finally, I am in relationsleep.|
Please read again!
|Me: Alexa, make me feel good.|
Alexa: Bhai Tujhe Hi Dekh Rahi Hai!
|Girlfriend: Babu Mujhe Laptop Ka Wallpaper Change Karna, Sikhao Na.|
Pappu: OK! Pehle Computer File Main Jao.
Girlfriend: Chali Gayi.
Pappu: Ab Upar Dekho Kya Hai?
Pappu: Uss Se Latak Kar Mar Jao!
|I don't always sleep well but when I do, it's 5 minutes before my alarm goes off!|
|The fundamental difference between me and Sundar Pichai is that he works for Google and Google works for me!|
|My handwriting is so bad that people think I'm a doctor!|
|Better to have loved and divorced...|
Than to be stuck with an idiot forever!
|Every wife expects to receive six things from her husband:|
Yourself Now the problem is that it is very difficult to remember all the six in a sequence. So they have invented its short form - SALARY!
|My wife is complaining that my Netflix addiction is ruining our relationship.|
I don't understand why she thinks like that, it's our sixth season together!
|It's a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.|
It's a 35-minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering!