• Sometimes I run alongside trains, tearfully waving, just so people will think I have a girlfriend!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I run alongside trains, tearfully waving, just so people will think I have a girlfriend!
  • I just told my maid that I will transfer her salary online and she said,<br/>
`She will work from home!`Upload to Facebook
    I just told my maid that I will transfer her salary online and she said,
    "She will work from home!"
  • I got a call from HR consultant. She asked me, `Are you looking for a change?`<br/>
I said, `Yes I have Rs. 2000 and want change.`<br/>
I don't know why she disconnected the call!Upload to Facebook
    I got a call from HR consultant. She asked me, "Are you looking for a change?"
    I said, "Yes I have Rs. 2000 and want change."
    I don't know why she disconnected the call!
  • Today's reality:<br/>
Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi The?<br/>
Kalia: Sirf Do Aadmi, Sardar.<br/>
Gabbar dropped everything and ran to the ATM!Upload to Facebook
    Today's reality:
    Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi The?
    Kalia: Sirf Do Aadmi, Sardar.
    Gabbar dropped everything and ran to the ATM!
  • Interviewer: What drives you?<br/>
Candidate: The bus mostly.<br/>
Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?<br/>
Candidate: Missing the bus!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: What drives you?
    Candidate: The bus mostly.
    Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?
    Candidate: Missing the bus!
  • While people are worried about depositing more than 2.50 lakhs in their accounts.<br/>
I am receiving notifications from my bank to maintain the minimum balance!Upload to Facebook
    While people are worried about depositing more than 2.50 lakhs in their accounts.
    I am receiving notifications from my bank to maintain the minimum balance!
  • <b>How to make Rose Milk:</b><br/>
1. Take one liter of milk & boil it.<br/>
2. Add sugar to the milk as per taste.<br/>
3. Take 2000 Rupees new note & dip it into milk two to three times.<br/>
Rose milk is ready!Upload to Facebook
    How to make Rose Milk:
    1. Take one liter of milk & boil it.
    2. Add sugar to the milk as per taste.
    3. Take 2000 Rupees new note & dip it into milk two to three times.
    Rose milk is ready!
  • Dominos Pizza Mein Phone Aata Hai.<br/>
Customer: One Small Pizza Extra Toppings Ke Saath Bhej Do.<br/>
Dominos Guy: Ji Sir, Please Address Bata Dijiye.<br/>
Customer: Pitampura State Bank Ki Line Mein 22nd Number, Green Shirt! Upload to Facebook
    Dominos Pizza Mein Phone Aata Hai.
    Customer: One Small Pizza Extra Toppings Ke Saath Bhej Do.
    Dominos Guy: Ji Sir, Please Address Bata Dijiye.
    Customer: Pitampura State Bank Ki Line Mein 22nd Number, Green Shirt!
  • At a restaurant:<br/>
Girlfriend: I'll just have a salad.<br/>
Waiter: And for you, Sir?<br/>
Boyfriend: I'll be giving her half of my food!Upload to Facebook
    At a restaurant:
    Girlfriend: I'll just have a salad.
    Waiter: And for you, Sir?
    Boyfriend: I'll be giving her half of my food!
  • My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'Hello'.<br/>
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away!Upload to Facebook
    My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'Hello'.
    My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away!
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