|Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.|
The other half will come out with a drinking problem!
|I'm so excited - it's time to take out the garbage.|
What should I wear?
I went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business!
|Test Match Ki Tarah Din Kat Raha Hai...|
Aur Saal Hai 20-20
|Some couples are now maid for each other!|
|Me: Alexa, what's the weather for this week?|
Alexa: Don't worry about it, you are not going anywhere!
|Nail Salons - Closed|
Hair Salons - Closed
Lash Salons - Closed
It's about to get real ugly out here!
|If you see me go offline while typing... it's because I went to Google to check spellings!|
|Slept for 8 hours last night. Woke up fresh & supercharged.|
Looking forward to another day full of vigorous hand washing and staring through the window!
|Work from home scenario:|
Wife: How many times did the cooker whistle?
Husband: Eh?? Two... three...! I don't know.
Manager (on Skype): Three! I heard three!