|If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks...|
Cost me an arm and a leg!
|Love is love...|
but chocolate is unconditional love!
|I said Alexa, what do women want?|
The damn thing has not shut up for the most three days!
|I got called pretty today.|
Well, actually the full statement was "you're pretty annoying."
But I only focus on positive things!
|I wanted to be a comedian but then I realized there is a tough competition in Politics!|
|Never stop pushing yourself.|
Some say 8 hrs of sleep is enough.
Why stop there?
Why not 9? 10?
Strive for greatness!
|When you are dead you do not know that you are dead, everybody else is just experiencing the pain. It is the same when you're stupid!|
|India is probably the only country in the world where you have to call people after sending them email to tell them you have sent an email!|
|I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without my permission.
That makes me sick!
|Instructors who say "Last One" are the reason I have trust issues!|