• You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes as her status!Upload to Facebook
    You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes as her status!
  • And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly rich!Upload to Facebook
    And so ends another week without me becoming unexpectedly rich!
  • Parents asked college watchman, `Is this a good college?`<br/>
Watchman: Probably the best. I did my engineering here and got campus placement!Upload to Facebook
    Parents asked college watchman, "Is this a good college?"
    Watchman: Probably the best. I did my engineering here and got campus placement!
  • She: What are you drinking?<br/>
He: Haldi Wala Doodh Badam Daal Ke<br/>
She: Cheap, Ganwar<br/>
He: Turmeric latte with almonds<br/>
She: Awww!Upload to Facebook
    She: What are you drinking?
    He: Haldi Wala Doodh Badam Daal Ke
    She: Cheap, Ganwar
    He: Turmeric latte with almonds
    She: Awww!
  • Arrange Marriage is like Lottery...<br/>
Lag Gayi To Lag Gayi<br/>
Nahi To Lag GayiUpload to Facebook
    Arrange Marriage is like Lottery...
    Lag Gayi To Lag Gayi
    Nahi To Lag Gayi
  • Advice to all Ladies:<br/>
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near!
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    Advice to all Ladies:
    Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near!
  • I thought I'll wake up in time to catch the sunrise, but...<br/>
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Dawn Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi, Namumkin Hai!Upload to Facebook
    I thought I'll wake up in time to catch the sunrise, but...
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    Dawn Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi, Namumkin Hai!
  • Tim Cook: Mr. Modi, I am CEO of Apple, We would like to grow in India.<br/>
Modi: Abhi Aam Ka Season Hai, August Mein Aana!Upload to Facebook
    Tim Cook: Mr. Modi, I am CEO of Apple, We would like to grow in India.
    Modi: Abhi Aam Ka Season Hai, August Mein Aana!
  • <b>Women Never Lie</b><br/><br/>

While getting married, most of the guys say to bride's parents that, `I will keep your daughter very happy for the lifetime.`<br/>

Have you ever heard a bride saying something like this to the groom's parents?<br/>

No... because women don't lie!Upload to Facebook
    Women Never Lie

    While getting married, most of the guys say to bride's parents that, "I will keep your daughter very happy for the lifetime."
    Have you ever heard a bride saying something like this to the groom's parents?
    No... because women don't lie!
  • Akbar: Birbal, Humein Beta Hua Hai. <br/>
Birbal: Consequence?Upload to Facebook
    Akbar: Birbal, Humein Beta Hua Hai.
    Birbal: Consequence?
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