• Don't worry... there's nothing wrong with being an idiot. Being an idiot means you belong to one of the most exclusive clubs in the world!
    Don't worry... there's nothing wrong with being an idiot. Being an idiot means you belong to one of the most exclusive clubs in the world!
  • Interviewer: Describe yourself please.<br/>
Candidate: Subtle as a fart in an elevator and even harder to get rid of.<br/>
Interviewer: Get out!
    Interviewer: Describe yourself please.
    Candidate: Subtle as a fart in an elevator and even harder to get rid of.
    Interviewer: Get out!
  • Crazy how we can transmit data from Mars but Wifi still can't reach people's bedrooms!
    Crazy how we can transmit data from Mars but Wifi still can't reach people's bedrooms!
  • Girlfriend: Ask me something sweet.<br/>
Punjabi Boyfriend: Do you like Gulab Jamuns?
    Girlfriend: Ask me something sweet.
    Punjabi Boyfriend: Do you like Gulab Jamuns?
  • Job Interview at Airtel:<br/>
Interviewer: What's your key skill? <br/>
Candidate: My name.<br/>
Interviewer: What's your name?<br/>
Candidate : Amar Akbar Anthony<br/>
Interviewer: You are hired!
    Job Interview at Airtel:
    Interviewer: What's your key skill?
    Candidate: My name.
    Interviewer: What's your name?
    Candidate : Amar Akbar Anthony
    Interviewer: You are hired!
  • If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace.<br/>
Baki Yeh Yoga, Meditation Sab Bhram Hai!
    If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace.
    Baki Yeh Yoga, Meditation Sab Bhram Hai!
  • Revenge is not a dish best served cold.<br/>
It's a dish best served as a series of great outfits, sexy selfies, and cryptic social media posts!
    Revenge is not a dish best served cold.
    It's a dish best served as a series of great outfits, sexy selfies, and cryptic social media posts!
  • People say they slept like a baby as if it's a good thing.<br/>
Waking up screaming every two hours doesn't sound that restful to me!
    People say they slept like a baby as if it's a good thing.
    Waking up screaming every two hours doesn't sound that restful to me!
  • Myth: Earphones were invented so that you don't disturb others.<br/>
Reality: Earphones were invented so that others don't disturb you!
    Myth: Earphones were invented so that you don't disturb others.
    Reality: Earphones were invented so that others don't disturb you!
  • Coffee is proof that God wants you working long hours at that mind-numbing, thankless job!
    Coffee is proof that God wants you working long hours at that mind-numbing, thankless job!