• Doctor: Aapko Kabhi Pneumonia Ki Takleef Hui Thi Kya?

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    Doctor: Aapko Kabhi Pneumonia Ki Takleef Hui Thi Kya?
    Patient: Haan Ek Baar.
    Doctor: Kab?
    Patient: School Mein, Jab Teacher Ne Spelling Pucha Tha!
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I promote breakups!Upload to Facebook
    I'm single, so don't ask me for advice...
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  • After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java!Upload to Facebook
    After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java!
  • Dear Plant Eaters,<br/>
Chicken never gave oxygen,<br/>
Chicken never gave shade, lose of chicken never caused global warming, then why to eat the good plants and trees?<br/>
Try Chicken - Go Green!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Plant Eaters,
    Chicken never gave oxygen,
    Chicken never gave shade, lose of chicken never caused global warming, then why to eat the good plants and trees?
    Try Chicken - Go Green!
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One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife!Upload to Facebook
    Thought of the day:
    One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife!
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If you call me at 7 A.M. in the morning I will rip your inside out!Upload to Facebook
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  • There should be a summer camp for adults where you just go and sleep for 3 weeks!Upload to Facebook
    There should be a summer camp for adults where you just go and sleep for 3 weeks!
  • I think, I am starting to have a problem with my vision.
Ever since I got married I haven't seen any money in my wallet!Upload to Facebook
    I think, I am starting to have a problem with my vision. Ever since I got married I haven't seen any money in my wallet!
  • For men who believe their wives don't do much the whole day, guys it's a tough job updating your 'Facebook' status every hour.<br/> Respect women!Upload to Facebook
    For men who believe their wives don't do much the whole day, guys it's a tough job updating your 'Facebook' status every hour.
    Respect women!
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    When my girlfriend told me that she was pregnant, everything changed...
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