• If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks...<br/>
Cost me an arm and a leg!
    If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks...
    Cost me an arm and a leg!
  • Love is love...<br/>
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but chocolate is unconditional love!
    Love is love...
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    but chocolate is unconditional love!
  • I said Alexa, what do women want?<br/>
The damn thing has not shut up for the most three days!
    I said Alexa, what do women want?
    The damn thing has not shut up for the most three days!
  • I got called pretty today.<br/>
Well, actually the full statement was `you're pretty annoying.`<br/>
But I only focus on positive things!
    I got called pretty today.
    Well, actually the full statement was "you're pretty annoying."
    But I only focus on positive things!
  • I wanted to be a comedian but then I realized there is a tough competition in Politics!
    I wanted to be a comedian but then I realized there is a tough competition in Politics!
  • Never stop pushing yourself.<br/>
Some say 8 hrs of sleep is enough.<br/>
Why stop there?<br/>
Why not 9? 10?<br/>
Strive for greatness!
    Never stop pushing yourself.
    Some say 8 hrs of sleep is enough.
    Why stop there?
    Why not 9? 10?
    Strive for greatness!
  • When you are dead you do not know that you are dead, everybody else is just experiencing the pain. It is the same when you're stupid!
    When you are dead you do not know that you are dead, everybody else is just experiencing the pain. It is the same when you're stupid!
  • India is probably the only country in the world where you have to call people after sending them email to tell them you have sent an email!
    India is probably the only country in the world where you have to call people after sending them email to tell them you have sent an email!
  • I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without my permission.
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That makes me sick!
    I can't believe that viruses and bacteria would just invade my body without my permission.
    That makes me sick!
  • Instructors who say `Last One` are the reason I have trust issues!
    Instructors who say "Last One" are the reason I have trust issues!