• How to know if you have achieved Inner Peace?<br/>

STEP 1: Sit in front of a computer which has a 128Mb Ram and a very low processor speed.<br/>
STEP 2: Use a BSNL broadband Connection.<br/>
STEP 3: Open Browser to book a ticket on IRCTC for Tatkal.<br/>
If you can do that without getting irritated, You've achieved Inner Peace!Upload to Facebook
    How to know if you have achieved Inner Peace?
    STEP 1: Sit in front of a computer which has a 128Mb Ram and a very low processor speed.
    STEP 2: Use a BSNL broadband Connection.
    STEP 3: Open Browser to book a ticket on IRCTC for Tatkal.
    If you can do that without getting irritated, You've achieved Inner Peace!
  • Our phones are actually very smart. We are feeding their batteries 24/7Upload to Facebook
    Our phones are actually very smart. We are feeding their batteries 24/7
  • Blessed are the constipated for they don't give a shit!Upload to Facebook
    Blessed are the constipated for they don't give a shit!
  • Lord, let me be as happy to come to work on a Monday, as I am on a Friday!Upload to Facebook
    Lord, let me be as happy to come to work on a Monday, as I am on a Friday!
  • D.R.A.M.A. - (D)umb (R)etards (A)sking for (M)ore (A)ttentionUpload to Facebook
    D.R.A.M.A. - (D)umb (R)etards (A)sking for (M)ore (A)ttention
  • Golfer: Young man, why did you keep looking at your watch?<br />
Caddy: This isn't a watch, it's a Compass!Upload to Facebook
    Golfer: Young man, why did you keep looking at your watch?
    Caddy: This isn't a watch, it's a Compass!
  • Due to the confidentiality of my job, I don't know what I'm doing!Upload to Facebook
    Due to the confidentiality of my job, I don't know what I'm doing!
  • New Advertisement from Kotak Bank -<br />

`Our interest rate is more than your increments!`Upload to Facebook
    New Advertisement from Kotak Bank -
    "Our interest rate is more than your increments!"
  • A girl posted a question in a Whatsapp group:<br/>
Guys, if I install Windows 7 of 32 bit two times... then will it become 64 bit?<br/>
Another girl in the group replied: Yes, but it will also become Windows 14.<br/>
All boys left the group!Upload to Facebook
    A girl posted a question in a Whatsapp group:
    Guys, if I install Windows 7 of 32 bit two times... then will it become 64 bit?
    Another girl in the group replied: Yes, but it will also become Windows 14.
    All boys left the group!
  • Golfer: Any idea, how I could cut about ten strokes off my game?<br/>
Caddy: Yeah! Quit on the 17th hole!Upload to Facebook
    Golfer: Any idea, how I could cut about ten strokes off my game?
    Caddy: Yeah! Quit on the 17th hole!
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