|Interviewer: What is your name?|
Interviewer: But online application entry says Pornima?
Girl: I had applied on 31st July... before the ban!
|The only exercise I've done last month is,|
"Running out of money"!
|Husband (to his servant): My mother-in-law is coming with a list of her favourite dishes for you.|
Servant: Yes sir!
Husband: Well, the time you serve one of them, you'll be fired!
|This is your boss: You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job ads!|
|Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.|
There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
|Pakistani Sainik: India Se Kuch Udta Nazar Aa Raha Hai.|
Jawan: Wahi Jo Hawa Mein Rahta Hai Aur Tasveerein Leta Hai.
Jawan: Nahi, Drone!
|Golden old days:|
When I was a child, My mom would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rupee note and I'd come back with:
5 kgs of potatoes,
2 loaves of bread,
3 packs of milk,
A pack of cheese,
A packet of tea,
And half dozen eggs.
You can't do that now. Too many damn.
|How Hindi helps us save Time and Energy?|
I'm sorry. I can't hear you properly, Can you please repeat - what's the matter?
|I am so single that for me GF means grandfather!|
|Next time you go out with friends, don't "Go Dutch". |
Simply "Go Greek".
Just refuse to pay!