• One of the key of my keyboard is not orking... I onder hich one! Upload to Facebook
    One of the key of my keyboard is not orking... I onder hich one!
  • Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...<br />

Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!Upload to Facebook
    Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...
    Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!
  • It's been `one of those days` for like three years now!Upload to Facebook
    It's been "one of those days" for like three years now!
  • Overheard at work: If Oprah Winfrey was married to Prem Chopra, she would be called Oprah Chopra!Upload to Facebook
    Overheard at work: If Oprah Winfrey was married to Prem Chopra, she would be called Oprah Chopra!
  • Fool me once, shame on you.<br />
Fool me twice, shame on me.<br />
Fool me three hundred fifty thousand times, you're a weatherman!Upload to Facebook
    Fool me once, shame on you.
    Fool me twice, shame on me.
    Fool me three hundred fifty thousand times, you're a weatherman!
  • So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realised your true importance in the Company?<br/>

Employee: Sir, whenever I have asked for a leave!Upload to Facebook
    So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realised your true importance in the Company?
    Employee: Sir, whenever I have asked for a leave!
  • Hire a consultant - have someone else to blame it all on!Upload to Facebook
    Hire a consultant - have someone else to blame it all on!
  • How do you know the sex of a chromosome?<br/>
You take the genes off!Upload to Facebook
    How do you know the sex of a chromosome?
    You take the genes off!
  • The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!Upload to Facebook
    The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!
  • Five things that make Indians happy:<br />

1. Buy 1 Get 1 Free<br />
2. Flat 50% off<br />
3. Tatkal ticket confirmation<br />
4. Winning cricket match<br />
5. Wife not at home
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    Five things that make Indians happy:
    1. Buy 1 Get 1 Free
    2. Flat 50% off
    3. Tatkal ticket confirmation
    4. Winning cricket match
    5. Wife not at home
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