• People ask me `Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent and nice.`<br/>
I always reply with `I am overqualified!`Upload to Facebook
    People ask me "Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent and nice."
    I always reply with "I am overqualified!"
  • Half of the people in the world are playing Pokemon Go and using Prisma filters right now.<br/>
The other half are making jokes on them!Upload to Facebook
    Half of the people in the world are playing Pokemon Go and using Prisma filters right now.
    The other half are making jokes on them!
  • Nothing can be as fake as Indian teachers... when the principal enters the classroom!Upload to Facebook
    Nothing can be as fake as Indian teachers... when the principal enters the classroom!
  • I said you are not fat honey, you are just easier to see... I was just being honest, though!Upload to Facebook
    I said you are not fat honey, you are just easier to see... I was just being honest, though!
  • 40+ is very confusing age for guys...<br/>
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Jab Ladki Bhi Pasand Aati Hai Aur Uski Maa Bhi!Upload to Facebook
    40+ is very confusing age for guys...
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    Jab Ladki Bhi Pasand Aati Hai Aur Uski Maa Bhi!
  • I texted my Darling if she loved me more than my money?<br/>
She texted back - ¥ € $Upload to Facebook
    I texted my Darling if she loved me more than my money?
    She texted back - ¥ € $
  • While driving on the road:<br/>
Husband: Why don't you use turn indicators? <br/>
Wife: What do you mean use turn indicators... why should I?<br/>
Husband:-So those other drivers know which way you will turn.<br/>
Wife: Where I am going is nobody's business!Upload to Facebook
    While driving on the road:
    Husband: Why don't you use turn indicators?
    Wife: What do you mean use turn indicators... why should I?
    Husband:-So those other drivers know which way you will turn.
    Wife: Where I am going is nobody's business!
  • Finally got the full form of 'Hmm...'<br/>
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Haan Meri Maa!Upload to Facebook
    Finally got the full form of 'Hmm...'
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    Haan Meri Maa!
  • To all Singles:<br/>
If you want to be Together, you have To-Get-Her!Upload to Facebook
    To all Singles:
    If you want to be Together, you have To-Get-Her!
  • Courtesy says... it's wrong to ask a man his salary because he hardly gets to spend it himself, so he never knows!Upload to Facebook
    Courtesy says... it's wrong to ask a man his salary because he hardly gets to spend it himself, so he never knows!
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