• I'm pretty sure the inventor of duct tape was a parent who'd had enough!Upload to Facebook
    I'm pretty sure the inventor of duct tape was a parent who'd had enough!
  • In a battle between Sleep and Studies,<br/>
Internet always wins!Upload to Facebook
    In a battle between Sleep and Studies,
    Internet always wins!
  • Facebook's 'Seen' and Whatsapp's 'Last Seen' were designed to make everyone single!Upload to Facebook
    Facebook's 'Seen' and Whatsapp's 'Last Seen' were designed to make everyone single!
  • Sometimes prayers are like emails.<br/>
When you pray before exam, it goes directly into God's spam folder!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes prayers are like emails.
    When you pray before exam, it goes directly into God's spam folder!
  • Poor<br/>
(n.) when you have too much month at the end of your money.Upload to Facebook
    Poor
    (n.) when you have too much month at the end of your money.
  • I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore!Upload to Facebook
    I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore!
  • 3 famous people have died doing what they loved.<br/>

Paul Walker - Driving<br/>

Phil Hughes - Batting<br/>

Abdul Kalam - Lecture<br/>

May God bless Sunny Leone!Upload to Facebook
    3 famous people have died doing what they loved.
    Paul Walker - Driving
    Phil Hughes - Batting
    Abdul Kalam - Lecture
    May God bless Sunny Leone!
  • Special request to all those who call their partners `My Baby`, `My Bachha` etc. etc.<br/>

Next Sunday don't forget to give them 2 drops of polio!Upload to Facebook
    Special request to all those who call their partners "My Baby", "My Bachha" etc. etc.
    Next Sunday don't forget to give them 2 drops of polio!
  • When people tell me - `You're going to regret that in the morning.`<br/>
I sleep in till noon, because I'm a problem solver!Upload to Facebook
    When people tell me - "You're going to regret that in the morning."
    I sleep in till noon, because I'm a problem solver!
  • I don't know what is the big deal on an Indian becoming CEO of Google and Microsoft... when you can't send him your resume and say,<br/>
`Bhai Resume Mail Kar Diya Hai, Dekh Liyo`!Upload to Facebook
    I don't know what is the big deal on an Indian becoming CEO of Google and Microsoft... when you can't send him your resume and say,
    "Bhai Resume Mail Kar Diya Hai, Dekh Liyo"!
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