• Trust is the most important part of a Relationship.<br/>
You must be 100% sure, she will not tell your wife!Upload to Facebook
    Trust is the most important part of a Relationship.
    You must be 100% sure, she will not tell your wife!
  • I just received a call from a Charity, asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.<br/>
I told them 'Anybody who fits into my clothes cannot be starving'! Upload to Facebook
    I just received a call from a Charity, asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.
    I told them 'Anybody who fits into my clothes cannot be starving'!
  • Indian family loves and care for each other in every moment.<br/>
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Bimaar Ek Hota Hai Aur Khichdi Poora Ghar Khaata Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Indian family loves and care for each other in every moment.
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    Bimaar Ek Hota Hai Aur Khichdi Poora Ghar Khaata Hai!
  • Is it actually possible that all this while a girl refused to go out with you only because you kept asking her for Coffee and what she really wants is to have Tea?Upload to Facebook
    Is it actually possible that all this while a girl refused to go out with you only because you kept asking her for Coffee and what she really wants is to have Tea?
  • Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Betahasha Gyaan Milta Hai.<br/>
Lekin Samajh Mein Nahi Aata, Yeh Gyaan Istmaal Kab Karna Hai... Saara Samay Toh Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Hi Nikal Jaata Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Betahasha Gyaan Milta Hai.
    Lekin Samajh Mein Nahi Aata, Yeh Gyaan Istmaal Kab Karna Hai... Saara Samay Toh Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Hi Nikal Jaata Hai!
  • Whenever I feel depressed in life. I open my e-mail spam Inbox and realise:<br/>

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.<br/>

2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.<br/>

3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.<br/>

4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.<br/>

5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.<br/>

6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.<br/>

And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.<br/>

What else you need in life!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever I feel depressed in life. I open my e-mail spam Inbox and realise:
    1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
    2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
    3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
    4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
    5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.
    6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
    And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.
    What else you need in life!
  • Nice line at a Petrol Pump:<br/>
We are primarily into collecting taxes, but we also sell Petrol and Diesel!Upload to Facebook
    Nice line at a Petrol Pump:
    We are primarily into collecting taxes, but we also sell Petrol and Diesel!
  • Boy: My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.<br/>
Teacher: You must be Kidding?<br/>
Boy: No, that is my brother. I am Joking!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.
    Teacher: You must be Kidding?
    Boy: No, that is my brother. I am Joking!
  • The most powerful word other than 'I Love You' is...<br/>
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'Salary is Credited'!Upload to Facebook
    The most powerful word other than 'I Love You' is...
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    'Salary is Credited'!
  • Thought of the day:<br/>
When you meet your girl classmate after several years, you realize that flowers usually grow up into cauliflowers!Upload to Facebook
    Thought of the day:
    When you meet your girl classmate after several years, you realize that flowers usually grow up into cauliflowers!
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