|If anyone wants to leave the country for good, they are free to go anywhere they desire.|
But... no one dare leave this group!
|I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk,|
He said, "Wow cool! you 3D printed the save icon!"
|Globally, countries are mainly classified into two:|
1. Modi already visited
2. Modi yet to be visited
|Question for all women: Do you have to practice the penetrating look of disapproval or is it something you're all born with?|
|I get ignored so much my name should be Terms & Conditions!|
|Never stop pushing yourself.|
Some say 8 hrs of sleep is enough.
Why stop there?
Why not 9? 10?
Strive for greatness.
|I decided to change calling the bathroom the bathroom and renamed it the gym.|
I feel so much better saying I went to the gym this morning!
|Patanjali is now a 2000 crore empire, selling ayurvedic biscuits, soaps and even Noodles.|
They have proved that you don't always need sexy half naked women to sell products.
Half naked men are also equally effective!
|Kid: Mom did you see me before I was born?
Mom: No I didn't.
Kid: Then after I was born how did u know its me?
Moral - These type of kids become external Auditors and come for Audit!
|This morning I used 'Red Bull' instead of water to make my coffee.|
After 15 minutes driving on a highway, I realized I left my car at home!