• I'm not one to brag... but see, I made it out of bed!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not one to brag... but see, I made it out of bed!
  • Principal: Aapko Sab Cheezein School Se Hi Leni Hi Padengi. Jaise Ki Books, Uniform, Shoes, Socks, Belt etc.<br/>
Parents: Aur Education?<br/>
Principal: Arre Haan, Uske Liye Aap Bahar Tuition Laga Lena! Upload to Facebook
    Principal: Aapko Sab Cheezein School Se Hi Leni Hi Padengi. Jaise Ki Books, Uniform, Shoes, Socks, Belt etc.
    Parents: Aur Education?
    Principal: Arre Haan, Uske Liye Aap Bahar Tuition Laga Lena!
  • Friends are forever.<br/>
Until they get in a relationship!Upload to Facebook
    Friends are forever.
    Until they get in a relationship!
  • Doing nothing is very hard thing to do...<br/>
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You never know when to finish!Upload to Facebook
    Doing nothing is very hard thing to do...
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    You never know when to finish!
  • On huge demand.<br/>
27 June is to be celebrated as International Husband Day.<br/>

The date itself explain why this date is selected. <br/>

`Satai Joon`Upload to Facebook
    On huge demand.
    27 June is to be celebrated as International Husband Day.
    The date itself explain why this date is selected.
    "Satai Joon"
  • The barber wanted to brand his shop...<br/>
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So he named it 'NIKE Dukan'!Upload to Facebook
    The barber wanted to brand his shop...
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    So he named it 'NIKE Dukan'!
  • If a person changes their relationship status more than four times on Facebook, by default it should be set as 'Unstable'!Upload to Facebook
    If a person changes their relationship status more than four times on Facebook, by default it should be set as 'Unstable'!
  • A boy touches girl's face with a rose.<br/>
City Girl: Darling, you are so romantic!<br/>
Village Girl: Abe Aankh Phodega Kya?Upload to Facebook
    A boy touches girl's face with a rose.
    City Girl: Darling, you are so romantic!
    Village Girl: Abe Aankh Phodega Kya?
  • The longer you wait, the hotter you date.<br/>
So one day, I'll date a volcano!Upload to Facebook
    The longer you wait, the hotter you date.
    So one day, I'll date a volcano!
  • A boy calls her girlfriend:<br/>
Boy: Kya Kar Rahi Ho?<br/>
Girlfriend: Mehendi Lagwa Rahi Hun.<br/>
Boy: Wow! Love you so much!<br/>
Friend: Bahut Pyaar Hai Tum Dono Mein?<br/>
Boy: Abe Nahi, Ab 2-3 Ghante Tang Nahi Karegi!Upload to Facebook
    A boy calls her girlfriend:
    Boy: Kya Kar Rahi Ho?
    Girlfriend: Mehendi Lagwa Rahi Hun.
    Boy: Wow! Love you so much!
    Friend: Bahut Pyaar Hai Tum Dono Mein?
    Boy: Abe Nahi, Ab 2-3 Ghante Tang Nahi Karegi!
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