• Nurse: A beautiful dashing girl who holds your hand, looks into your eyes and still expects your pulse to be normal!
    Nurse: A beautiful dashing girl who holds your hand, looks into your eyes and still expects your pulse to be normal!
  • You never appreciate what you have till its gone.
Toilet paper is a good example!
    You never appreciate what you have till its gone. Toilet paper is a good example!
  • Kiss is the key of love;<br/>
Love is the key of marriage;<br/>
Marriage is the box of children;<br/>
Children are the problem of India.<br/>
So stop kissing and save India!
    Kiss is the key of love;
    Love is the key of marriage;
    Marriage is the box of children;
    Children are the problem of India.
    So stop kissing and save India!
  • Cop pulls a young guy over for speeding and says, `Boy, I've been waiting for you all day.`<br/>
The kid's response, `I got here as fast as I could!`
    Cop pulls a young guy over for speeding and says, "Boy, I've been waiting for you all day."
    The kid's response, "I got here as fast as I could!"
  • Johnny: Papa, are you growing taller all the time?<br />
Father: No, my child. Why do you ask?<br />
Johnny: Because the top of your head is pocking up through your hair!
    Johnny: Papa, are you growing taller all the time?
    Father: No, my child. Why do you ask?
    Johnny: Because the top of your head is pocking up through your hair!
  • If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them either. Set them free again!
    If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them either. Set them free again!
  • Hard fact:<br/>

A boy with Samsung and girl with iPhone can never be friends!
    Hard fact:
    A boy with Samsung and girl with iPhone can never be friends!
  • Smart Boy+Smart Naari = Affair Jaari<br/>
Smart Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Paun Bhaari<br/>

Bewkoof Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Shaadi Ki Tyaari<br/>

Bewkoof Boy+Smart Nari = Ladka Bhikaari!
    Smart Boy+Smart Naari = Affair Jaari
    Smart Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Paun Bhaari
    Bewkoof Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Shaadi Ki Tyaari
    Bewkoof Boy+Smart Nari = Ladka Bhikaari!
  • Instead of burning a Pataka,<br/>
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Date a Pataka!<br/>

Have an eco-friendly Diwali!<br/>

Applicable to bachelors only!<br/>

Because married men are already living with Nuclear Bombs!
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    Date a Pataka!
    Have an eco-friendly Diwali!
    Applicable to bachelors only!
    Because married men are already living with Nuclear Bombs!
  • 2nd Oct was a Dry Day in India.<br/>

Now it is also Cleaning - Swachh Bharat Day as well.<br/>
So now it will be called... Dry-cleaning Day!
    2nd Oct was a Dry Day in India.
    Now it is also Cleaning - Swachh Bharat Day as well.
    So now it will be called... Dry-cleaning Day!
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