|When Raj Thackeray and Uddhav Thackeray were kids, were they called Bal Thackeray!|
|History of Women's Day:|
Initially Women's Day was planned on 6th March. Women took 2 days to get ready.
That's how it got postponed to 8th March.
Men's Day was also planned... but as usual, they forgot the date!
|Men will be Men:|
Advertisement of a new restaurant, named...
1000 men visited it on the very first day.
They were shocked to see that the restaurant had no roof!
|3 mistakes of everyone's life:|
|Silly hairdresser always puts my superman cape on backwards!|
|Math: Only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why!|
|Maid problem in India:|
Govt. bans maid under 15 years;
Wives ban maid between 15 yrs and 40 yrs;
And husbands ban maids above 40 yrs!
|A golfer asked his friend, `Why are you so late today?`|
The friend replied, `It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and playing golf.
Golfer: A toss shouldn't have taken that long.
Friend: It took 25 tosses to get it right!
|If she is single doesn't mean she is available;|
And if he is committed doesn't means he is unavailable!
Snatches the first kiss;
Pleads for the second;
Demands the third;
Takes the fourth;
Accepts the fifth;
And endures all the rest!