• When the Astrologer said that I was born for Bigger Things in Life - Little did I know his predictions would be so accurate... I moved from S to M to L to XL to XXL!Upload to Facebook
    When the Astrologer said that I was born for Bigger Things in Life - Little did I know his predictions would be so accurate... I moved from S to M to L to XL to XXL!
  • I love how music takes you away to a whole new place like Himesh Reshammiya is playing at this restaurant so now I'm going to another restaurant!Upload to Facebook
    I love how music takes you away to a whole new place like Himesh Reshammiya is playing at this restaurant so now I'm going to another restaurant!
  • Relationship status:<br/>
Single by choice... just not my choice!Upload to Facebook
    Relationship status:
    Single by choice... just not my choice!
  • The Patanjali salt packet says it was created 250 million years ago from the Himalayan rock salt bed. <br/>
The Label says expiry date is `2018`.<br/>
Guess they dug it up just in time!Upload to Facebook
    The Patanjali salt packet says it was created 250 million years ago from the Himalayan rock salt bed.
    The Label says expiry date is `2018`.
    Guess they dug it up just in time!
  • Wife saw the fridge full of Kingfisher beer bottles kept by the husband.<br/>
She asked: What is this for?<br/>
Husband's humble reply: I'm doing what the banks and govt. could not do... freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya. After freezing I will also liquidate these assets!Upload to Facebook
    Wife saw the fridge full of Kingfisher beer bottles kept by the husband.
    She asked: What is this for?
    Husband's humble reply: I'm doing what the banks and govt. could not do... freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya. After freezing I will also liquidate these assets!
  • HR: We are a US based MNC having offices in New York, London, Sydney and Paris. <br/>
Employee (with excitement): What will be my job location?<br/>
HR: Noida Sector 3!Upload to Facebook
    HR: We are a US based MNC having offices in New York, London, Sydney and Paris.
    Employee (with excitement): What will be my job location?
    HR: Noida Sector 3!
  • Work is for people who don't know how to play 'Golf'!Upload to Facebook
    Work is for people who don't know how to play 'Golf'!
  • I'm not sure if my body can handle much more of this 'getting out of bed' nonsense!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not sure if my body can handle much more of this 'getting out of bed' nonsense!
  • Parent: What did you learn at school today? <br/>
Kid: Apparently not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!Upload to Facebook
    Parent: What did you learn at school today?
    Kid: Apparently not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!
  • Doctor: If you drink alcohol then you should also do some exercise.<br/>
Patient: But I always go on foot to the wine shop!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: If you drink alcohol then you should also do some exercise.
    Patient: But I always go on foot to the wine shop!
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