|Punjabi Mom: Le 'Chhole Poori' Kha Le!|
Son: I've been working on my abs, no oil, ghee for me, Eating healthy is good.
Punjabi Mom: Chal Woh Sab Baad Mein Karna Pehle Le 'Chhole Poori' Kha Le!
|Who Says, 'Nothing is Impossible.'?
From past few days I am doing nothing and trust me it is possible!
|I was expecting Narendra Modi to win the Nobel Prize in Physics this year for discovering the sub-atomic particle -
|If 'Muah' is a kiss, then perhaps 'Kalmuah' is a promise to kiss tomorrow!|
|Nawaz Sharif at Facebook HQ:|
Nawaz: Mark, you have so many Indians engineers working at Facebook, do you also have any Pakistanis?
Mark: Yes of course!...
Ahmad, two tea please!
|Indian and Pakistani army contingents were stationed next to each other in Central Africa as part of UN Peace Keeping Forces. |
The Pakistani soldiers had placed a hand made board outside their camp, stating 'Second to None'!
In response, even the Indians put up a sign - 'None'!
|Girl: what is your name?|
Girl: What nonsense, your name is bread coffee?
Boy: No, it's Bunty!
|No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life:|
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood!
|Funny quote on a husband's T-Shirt:|
All girls are devils, but...
My wife is the queen of them.
|Reporter: Agar Aap Politics Mein Na Hote To Kya Hote?|
Modi: Doctor, Kyon Ki Main Goli Bahut Deta Hun!