|Nurse: A beautiful dashing girl who holds your hand, looks into your eyes and still expects your pulse to be normal!|
|You never appreciate what you have till its gone. Toilet paper is a good example!|
|Kiss is the key of love;|
Love is the key of marriage;
Marriage is the box of children;
Children are the problem of India.
So stop kissing and save India!
|Cop pulls a young guy over for speeding and says, "Boy, I've been waiting for you all day."|
The kid's response, "I got here as fast as I could!"
|Johnny: Papa, are you growing taller all the time?|
Father: No, my child. Why do you ask?
Johnny: Because the top of your head is pocking up through your hair!
|If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them either. Set them free again!|
A boy with Samsung and girl with iPhone can never be friends!
|Smart Boy+Smart Naari = Affair Jaari|
Smart Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Paun Bhaari
Bewkoof Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Shaadi Ki Tyaari
Bewkoof Boy+Smart Nari = Ladka Bhikaari!
|Instead of burning a Pataka,|
Date a Pataka!
Have an eco-friendly Diwali!
Applicable to bachelors only!
Because married men are already living with Nuclear Bombs!
|2nd Oct was a Dry Day in India.|
Now it is also Cleaning - Swachh Bharat Day as well.
So now it will be called... Dry-cleaning Day!