|A lady called her family doctor: Doctor, my husband just swallowed the aspirins by mistake, what shall I do?|
Doctor: Give him a headache now, what else?
|I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me one million US Dollars!|
|What's the difference between:|
4. Ex Boyfriend
Very Simple, Yaar
4. Coin box!
|Family member: What are you doing with your life?|
Me: It's a surprise!
|I cried when I failed in 2 Subjects;|
But I laughed when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects!
|A man is born without ailments. All the ills are acquired by smoking, drinking and logging into Facebook!|
|I've been dating a homeless girl recently, I think it's getting serious, she asked me to move out with her!|
|Those who spell kewl instead of cool, I wonder if they went to skewl!|
Please give me wisdom:
To understand my girl friend;
To love to forgive her;
To be patience with her moods swings;
Also Lord, please don't give me strength or I'll strangulate the bitch!
|I'm pretty sure - my prayers go directly to God's spam folder!|