• Interviewer: What is your name?<br/>
Girl: Ima.<br/>
Interviewer: But online application entry says Pornima?<br/>
Girl: I had applied on 31st July... before the ban!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: What is your name?
    Girl: Ima.
    Interviewer: But online application entry says Pornima?
    Girl: I had applied on 31st July... before the ban!
  • The only exercise I've done last month is,<br/>
`Running out of money`!Upload to Facebook
    The only exercise I've done last month is,
    "Running out of money"!
  • Husband (to his servant): My mother-in-law is coming with a list of her favourite dishes for you.<br/>
Servant: Yes sir!<br/>
Husband: Well, the time you serve one of them, you'll be fired!Upload to Facebook
    Husband (to his servant): My mother-in-law is coming with a list of her favourite dishes for you.
    Servant: Yes sir!
    Husband: Well, the time you serve one of them, you'll be fired!
  • This is your boss: You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job ads!Upload to Facebook
    This is your boss: You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job ads!
  • Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.<br/>
There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere!Upload to Facebook
    Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance.
    There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere!
  • Pakistani Sainik: India Se Kuch Udta Nazar Aa Raha Hai.<br/>
Officer: Kya? <br/>
Jawan: Wahi Jo Hawa Mein Rahta Hai Aur Tasveerein Leta Hai.<br/>
Officer: Modi?<br/>
Jawan: Nahi, Drone!Upload to Facebook
    Pakistani Sainik: India Se Kuch Udta Nazar Aa Raha Hai.
    Officer: Kya?
    Jawan: Wahi Jo Hawa Mein Rahta Hai Aur Tasveerein Leta Hai.
    Officer: Modi?
    Jawan: Nahi, Drone!
  • Golden old days:<br/>

When I was a child, My mom would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rupee note and I'd come back with:<br/>
5 kgs of potatoes,<br/>
2 loaves of bread,<br/>
3 packs of milk,<br/>
A pack of cheese,<br/>
A packet of tea,<br/>
And half dozen eggs.<br/>
You can't do that now. Too many damn.<br/><br/>

Security cameras!Upload to Facebook
    Golden old days:
    When I was a child, My mom would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rupee note and I'd come back with:
    5 kgs of potatoes,
    2 loaves of bread,
    3 packs of milk,
    A pack of cheese,
    A packet of tea,
    And half dozen eggs.
    You can't do that now. Too many damn.

    Security cameras!
  • How Hindi helps us save Time and Energy?<br/>

<b>In English:</b><br/>
I'm sorry. I can't hear you properly, Can you please repeat - what's the matter?<br/>

<b>हिन्दी में:</b><br/>
आँय?Upload to Facebook
    How Hindi helps us save Time and Energy?
    In English:
    I'm sorry. I can't hear you properly, Can you please repeat - what's the matter?
    हिन्दी में:
    आँय?
  • I am so single that for me GF means grandfather!Upload to Facebook
    I am so single that for me GF means grandfather!
  • Next time you go out with friends, don't `Go Dutch`. <br/>
Simply `Go Greek`. <br/>
Just refuse to pay!Upload to Facebook
    Next time you go out with friends, don't "Go Dutch".
    Simply "Go Greek".
    Just refuse to pay!
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