|When the Astrologer said that I was born for Bigger Things in Life - Little did I know his predictions would be so accurate... I moved from S to M to L to XL to XXL!|
|I love how music takes you away to a whole new place like Himesh Reshammiya is playing at this restaurant so now I'm going to another restaurant!|
Single by choice... just not my choice!
|The Patanjali salt packet says it was created 250 million years ago from the Himalayan rock salt bed. |
The Label says expiry date is `2018`.
Guess they dug it up just in time!
|Wife saw the fridge full of Kingfisher beer bottles kept by the husband.|
She asked: What is this for?
Husband's humble reply: I'm doing what the banks and govt. could not do... freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya. After freezing I will also liquidate these assets!
|HR: We are a US based MNC having offices in New York, London, Sydney and Paris. |
Employee (with excitement): What will be my job location?
HR: Noida Sector 3!
|Work is for people who don't know how to play 'Golf'!|
|I'm not sure if my body can handle much more of this 'getting out of bed' nonsense!|
|Parent: What did you learn at school today? |
Kid: Apparently not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!
|Doctor: If you drink alcohol then you should also do some exercise.|
Patient: But I always go on foot to the wine shop!