|Sonu Nigam may still have saved himself from the Maulvi after shaving his head;|
but how will he save himself from Dr. Batra's e-mails now?
|During a heated argument, God may see everything, but neighbours hear more!|
|I met a nice girl at the mall today.|
Her name was 'No' and coincidentally her number was also 'No'!
|Police: Accident Kaise Hua?|
Driver: Sir Speed Kam Nahi Ho Payi, Meri Galti Nahi Hai.
Police: 'Bada Gear' Zimmedar Hai!
|Interviewer: Why should we hire you?|
Candidate: Sir, Main Aise Kaam Karunga Jaise Meri Behen Ki Shaadi Ho!
|I sold the memories of my love life to a publisher - they are going to make a joke book out of it!|
|Every relationship needs time; give it some time, it'll surely break!|
|Don't worry if you are not popular or have no money or nobody loves you.|
Because one day, you'll be dead!
|Things I and my laptop have in common:|
Difficult to wake up from sleep
Struggles to complete basic tasks
|Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades!|