• Mother: Our baby is going to be an auctioneer when he grows up.<br />
Husband: How do you know?<br />
Mother: He already has your watch under the hammer!Upload to Facebook
    Mother: Our baby is going to be an auctioneer when he grows up.
    Husband: How do you know?
    Mother: He already has your watch under the hammer!
  • Man: Your place or mine?<br/>
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine!Upload to Facebook
    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine!
  • Okay, AIB could have done a roast without expletives. But then Arnab would have sued them for plagiarism!Upload to Facebook
    Okay, AIB could have done a roast without expletives. But then Arnab would have sued them for plagiarism!
  • Boss to his Friend: Kya Zamana Aa Geya Hai... My secretary resigned yesterday.<br />
Friend: Why?<br />

Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!Upload to Facebook
    Boss to his Friend: Kya Zamana Aa Geya Hai... My secretary resigned yesterday.
    Friend: Why?
    Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!
  • I made a chicken salad today.<br/>
The little bastard didn't even eat it!Upload to Facebook
    I made a chicken salad today.
    The little bastard didn't even eat it!
  • Mum: You haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago.<br/>
Me: Excuse me... where do you think these chips came from!Upload to Facebook
    Mum: You haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago.
    Me: Excuse me... where do you think these chips came from!
  • The main chromosomes responsible for marital problems are:<br/>
Ex and Why!Upload to Facebook
    The main chromosomes responsible for marital problems are:
    Ex and Why!
  • Signs a Woman likes you:<br/>
1. Eye contact<br/>
2. Twirls her hair<br/>
3. Laughs at your jokes<br/>
4. Follow you<br/>
5. Keys your car<br/>
6. Kills youUpload to Facebook
    Signs a Woman likes you:
    1. Eye contact
    2. Twirls her hair
    3. Laughs at your jokes
    4. Follow you
    5. Keys your car
    6. Kills you
  • Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you get there faster, too!Upload to Facebook
    Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you get there faster, too!
  • When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun.<br />
And not the school!Upload to Facebook
    When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun.
    And not the school!
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