|An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough!|
|Son: Isn't it time we stopped with the lame dad jokes? I'm 33 years old.|
Dad: Hi 33 years old. I'm dad!
|Interviewer: Where did you graduate from?|
Interviewer: Where is your degree?
Candidate: Here's the Postpaid Bill!
|How to know if you have achieved Inner Peace?|
STEP 1: Sit in front of a computer which has a 128Mb Ram and a very low processor speed.
STEP 2: Use a BSNL broadband Connection.
STEP 3: Open Browser to book a ticket on IRCTC for Tatkal.
If you can do that without getting irritated, You've achieved Inner Peace!
|Our phones are actually very smart. We are feeding their batteries 24/7|
|Blessed are the constipated for they don't give a shit!|
|Lord, let me be as happy to come to work on a Monday, as I am on a Friday!|
|D.R.A.M.A. - (D)umb (R)etards (A)sking for (M)ore (A)ttention|
|Golfer: Young man, why did you keep looking at your watch?|
Caddy: This isn't a watch, it's a Compass!
|Due to the confidentiality of my job, I don't know what I'm doing!|