|One of the key of my keyboard is not orking... I onder hich one!|
|Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...|
Then it just becomes a Soap Opera!
|It's been "one of those days" for like three years now!|
|Overheard at work: If Oprah Winfrey was married to Prem Chopra, she would be called Oprah Chopra!|
|Fool me once, shame on you.|
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three hundred fifty thousand times, you're a weatherman!
|So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realised your true importance in the Company?|
Employee: Sir, whenever I have asked for a leave!
|Hire a consultant - have someone else to blame it all on!|
|How do you know the sex of a chromosome?|
You take the genes off!
|The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!|
|Five things that make Indians happy:|
1. Buy 1 Get 1 Free
2. Flat 50% off
3. Tatkal ticket confirmation
4. Winning cricket match
5. Wife not at home