|The main chromosomes responsible for marital problems are:|
Ex and Why!
|Signs a Woman likes you:|
1. Eye contact
2. Twirls her hair
3. Laughs at your jokes
4. Follow you
5. Keys your car
6. Kills you
|Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you get there faster, too!|
|When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun.|
And not the school!
|A lady called her family doctor: Doctor, my husband just swallowed the aspirins by mistake, what shall I do?|
Doctor: Give him a headache now, what else?
|I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me one million US Dollars!|
|What's the difference between:|
4. Ex Boyfriend
Very Simple, Yaar
4. Coin box!
|Family member: What are you doing with your life?|
Me: It's a surprise!
|I cried when I failed in 2 Subjects;|
But I laughed when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects!
|A man is born without ailments. All the ills are acquired by smoking, drinking and logging into Facebook!|