|Don't worry... there's nothing wrong with being an idiot. Being an idiot means you belong to one of the most exclusive clubs in the world!|
|Interviewer: Describe yourself please.|
Candidate: Subtle as a fart in an elevator and even harder to get rid of.
Interviewer: Get out!
|Crazy how we can transmit data from Mars but Wifi still can't reach people's bedrooms!|
|Girlfriend: Ask me something sweet.|
Punjabi Boyfriend: Do you like Gulab Jamuns?
|Job Interview at Airtel:|
Interviewer: What's your key skill?
Candidate: My name.
Interviewer: What's your name?
Candidate : Amar Akbar Anthony
Interviewer: You are hired!
|If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace.|
Baki Yeh Yoga, Meditation Sab Bhram Hai!
|Revenge is not a dish best served cold.|
It's a dish best served as a series of great outfits, sexy selfies, and cryptic social media posts!
|People say they slept like a baby as if it's a good thing.|
Waking up screaming every two hours doesn't sound that restful to me!
|Myth: Earphones were invented so that you don't disturb others.|
Reality: Earphones were invented so that others don't disturb you!
|Coffee is proof that God wants you working long hours at that mind-numbing, thankless job!|