• Asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.<br/>
Guess the two of us aren't going to work out!
    Asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.
    Guess the two of us aren't going to work out!
  • Irony:<br/>
A bank will lend you money if you prove that you don't need it!
    Irony:
    A bank will lend you money if you prove that you don't need it!
  • How many click-bait articles does it take to change a light bulb?<br/>
The answer may shock you!
    How many click-bait articles does it take to change a light bulb?
    The answer may shock you!
  • Dentists are reverse tooth fairies, they give you teeth and then take your money!
    Dentists are reverse tooth fairies, they give you teeth and then take your money!
  • Indian Parents are most optimistic:<br/>
Mom: How was your exam?<br/>
Me: Bekaar.<br/>
Mom: Bahut Bekaar... Ki Thoda Bekaar?
    Indian Parents are most optimistic:
    Mom: How was your exam?
    Me: Bekaar.
    Mom: Bahut Bekaar... Ki Thoda Bekaar?
  • A Gujju wrote this 'English Love Letter' on Valentine's Day:<br/><br/>

Maari Deer Pusspa Ben,<br/>
U r que tea, luv lee, no tea, on nest, attract thief, cheer fool, soup pub & u r very pre tea<br/>

Taro lower, <br/><br/>

Come less bhai!
    A Gujju wrote this 'English Love Letter' on Valentine's Day:

    Maari Deer Pusspa Ben,
    U r que tea, luv lee, no tea, on nest, attract thief, cheer fool, soup pub & u r very pre tea
    Taro lower,

    Come less bhai!
  • Friend: Look, shooting star, let's make a wish.<br/>
Boy: I wish I had a girlfriend.<br/>
Shooting Star: Valentine Nikal Geya Bhai!
    Friend: Look, shooting star, let's make a wish.
    Boy: I wish I had a girlfriend.
    Shooting Star: Valentine Nikal Geya Bhai!
  • Things I and my laptop have in common:<br/>
Slow<br/>
Difficult to wake up from sleep<br/>
Struggles to complete basic tasks
    Things I and my laptop have in common:
    Slow
    Difficult to wake up from sleep
    Struggles to complete basic tasks
  • The easiest way to make your old car run better is to check the prices of new cars!
    The easiest way to make your old car run better is to check the prices of new cars!
  • Most harmful side effect of Marijuana is getting caught with it!
    Most harmful side effect of Marijuana is getting caught with it!