|Mother: Our baby is going to be an auctioneer when he grows up.|
Husband: How do you know?
Mother: He already has your watch under the hammer!
|Man: Your place or mine?|
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine!
|Okay, AIB could have done a roast without expletives. But then Arnab would have sued them for plagiarism!|
|Boss to his Friend: Kya Zamana Aa Geya Hai... My secretary resigned yesterday.|
Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!
|I made a chicken salad today.|
The little bastard didn't even eat it!
|Mum: You haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago.|
Me: Excuse me... where do you think these chips came from!
|The main chromosomes responsible for marital problems are:|
Ex and Why!
|Signs a Woman likes you:|
1. Eye contact
2. Twirls her hair
3. Laughs at your jokes
4. Follow you
5. Keys your car
6. Kills you
|Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you get there faster, too!|
|When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun.|
And not the school!