|How to know if you have achieved Inner Peace?|
STEP 1: Sit in front of a computer which has a 128Mb Ram and a very low processor speed.
STEP 2: Use a BSNL broadband Connection.
STEP 3: Open Browser to book a ticket on IRCTC for Tatkal.
If you can do that without getting irritated, You've achieved Inner Peace!
|Our phones are actually very smart. We are feeding their batteries 24/7|
|Blessed are the constipated for they don't give a shit!|
|Lord, let me be as happy to come to work on a Monday, as I am on a Friday!|
|D.R.A.M.A. - (D)umb (R)etards (A)sking for (M)ore (A)ttention|
|Golfer: Young man, why did you keep looking at your watch?|
Caddy: This isn't a watch, it's a Compass!
|Due to the confidentiality of my job, I don't know what I'm doing!|
|New Advertisement from Kotak Bank -|
"Our interest rate is more than your increments!"
|A girl posted a question in a Whatsapp group:|
Guys, if I install Windows 7 of 32 bit two times... then will it become 64 bit?
Another girl in the group replied: Yes, but it will also become Windows 14.
All boys left the group!
|Golfer: Any idea, how I could cut about ten strokes off my game?|
Caddy: Yeah! Quit on the 17th hole!