• Maid problem in India:<br/>
Govt banned maid under 15 years;<br/>
Wives banned maid between 15 yrs and 40 yrs;<br/>
husbands banned maids above 40 yrs!Upload to Facebook
    Maid problem in India:
    Govt banned maid under 15 years;
    Wives banned maid between 15 yrs and 40 yrs;
    husbands banned maids above 40 yrs!
  • A golfer asked his friend, `Why are you so late today?`<br/>
The friend replied, `It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and playing golf. <br/>
Golfer: A toss shouldn't have taken that long. <br/>
Friend: It took 25 tosses to get it right!Upload to Facebook
    A golfer asked his friend, `Why are you so late today?`
    The friend replied, `It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and playing golf.
    Golfer: A toss shouldn't have taken that long.
    Friend: It took 25 tosses to get it right!
  • If she is single doesn't mean she is available;<br />
And if he is committed doesn't means he is unavailable!Upload to Facebook
    If she is single doesn't mean she is available;
    And if he is committed doesn't means he is unavailable!
  • A man:<br />
Snatches the first kiss;<br />
Pleads for the second;<br />
Demands the third;<br />
Takes the fourth;<br />
Accepts the fifth;<br />
And endures all the rest!Upload to Facebook
    A man:
    Snatches the first kiss;
    Pleads for the second;
    Demands the third;
    Takes the fourth;
    Accepts the fifth;
    And endures all the rest!
  • I went to a yoga class today and the instructor told me to only do what I felt comfortable doing and then she gave me a yoga mat.<br />
So I took a nap!Upload to Facebook
    I went to a yoga class today and the instructor told me to only do what I felt comfortable doing and then she gave me a yoga mat.
    So I took a nap!
  • Dear Student Loan,<br />
Thank you for saving my life. I can't think how I can ever repay you!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Student Loan,
    Thank you for saving my life. I can't think how I can ever repay you!
  • A new study shows that Diarrhoea is hereditary... it runs in your Jeans!Upload to Facebook
    A new study shows that Diarrhoea is hereditary... it runs in your Jeans!
  • When people call you 'Photogenic', they're actually trying to tell you that you look 'Uglier' than your picture! Upload to Facebook
    When people call you 'Photogenic', they're actually trying to tell you that you look 'Uglier' than your picture!
  • Do I have time for your bullshit?<br/>  
 noUpload to Facebook
    Do I have time for your bullshit?
    no
  • One of the key of my keyboard is not orking... I onder hich one! Upload to Facebook
    One of the key of my keyboard is not orking... I onder hich one!
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