• 3 mistakes of everyone's life:<br />

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    3 mistakes of everyone's life:
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  • Silly hairdresser always puts my superman cape on backwards!Upload to Facebook
    Silly hairdresser always puts my superman cape on backwards!
  • Math: Only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why!Upload to Facebook
    Math: Only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why!
  • Maid problem in India:<br />
Govt. bans maid under 15 years;<br />
Wives ban maid between 15 yrs and 40 yrs;<br />
And husbands ban maids above 40 yrs!Upload to Facebook
    Maid problem in India:
    Govt. bans maid under 15 years;
    Wives ban maid between 15 yrs and 40 yrs;
    And husbands ban maids above 40 yrs!
  • A golfer asked his friend, `Why are you so late today?`<br/>
The friend replied, `It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and playing golf. <br/>
Golfer: A toss shouldn't have taken that long. <br/>
Friend: It took 25 tosses to get it right!Upload to Facebook
    A golfer asked his friend, `Why are you so late today?`
    The friend replied, `It's Sunday. I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and playing golf.
    Golfer: A toss shouldn't have taken that long.
    Friend: It took 25 tosses to get it right!
  • If she is single doesn't mean she is available;<br />
And if he is committed doesn't means he is unavailable!Upload to Facebook
    If she is single doesn't mean she is available;
    And if he is committed doesn't means he is unavailable!
  • A man:<br />
Snatches the first kiss;<br />
Pleads for the second;<br />
Demands the third;<br />
Takes the fourth;<br />
Accepts the fifth;<br />
And endures all the rest!Upload to Facebook
    A man:
    Snatches the first kiss;
    Pleads for the second;
    Demands the third;
    Takes the fourth;
    Accepts the fifth;
    And endures all the rest!
  • I went to a yoga class today and the instructor told me to only do what I felt comfortable doing and then she gave me a yoga mat.<br />
So I took a nap!Upload to Facebook
    I went to a yoga class today and the instructor told me to only do what I felt comfortable doing and then she gave me a yoga mat.
    So I took a nap!
  • Dear Student Loan,<br />
Thank you for saving my life. I can't think how I can ever repay you!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Student Loan,
    Thank you for saving my life. I can't think how I can ever repay you!
  • A new study shows that Diarrhoea is hereditary... it runs in your Jeans!Upload to Facebook
    A new study shows that Diarrhoea is hereditary... it runs in your Jeans!
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