|My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house. I said I was afraid Jeff Bezos was listening!|
And Steve Jobs turned his grave!
|If a hot and beautiful girl sends you a friend request,|
|I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. |
It's all about raisin awareness!
|The nicer the house, the harder to find the kitchen trash can!|
|Man: Guruji, how do I learn about my mistakes?|
Guru: Identify one mistake in your wife and tell her to correct it. In response, she will help identify all your mistakes along with your family's and your friends' as well!
|Wanna hear a joke about sodium?|
Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?
|I bought a book on eBay called "How to scam idiots on eBay"|
That was 3 months ago, and it's still not arrived yet!
Mukesh and Neeta just purchased all the land in New Zealand and merged it with India.
We will be playing the ICC final on Sunday and now New Zealand is officially renamed as New Jioland!
|English - What is she saying?|
Hindi - Vocabulary?
|If all robbers got together and stopped robbing then security industry would have a downfall and shut down.|
Then robbers could go easily back to robbing again!