• Boss: You can't come to office drunk.<br/>
Mallu Employee: Bud Wei Ser?Upload to Facebook
    Boss: You can't come to office drunk.
    Mallu Employee: Bud Wei Ser?
  • Hierarchy of courts in rising order:<br/>
District Court <br/>
Appellate Court <br/>
High Court <br/>
Supreme Court <br/>
International Court of Justice <br/>
Arnab Goswami<br/>
The WifeUpload to Facebook
    Hierarchy of courts in rising order:
    District Court
    Appellate Court
    High Court
    Supreme Court
    International Court of Justice
    Arnab Goswami
    The Wife
  • Boy: Mom, am I a failure?<br/>
Mom: Awww, no sweetie. You haven't failed because you never even tried. What you are is a loser!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Mom, am I a failure?
    Mom: Awww, no sweetie. You haven't failed because you never even tried. What you are is a loser!
  • Girl: You have a girlfriend.<br/>
Boy: No. I had. <br/>
Girl: Where did she go? <br/>
Boy: She Ransomware! Upload to Facebook
    Girl: You have a girlfriend.
    Boy: No. I had.
    Girl: Where did she go?
    Boy: She Ransomware!
  • Single life is all about picking up the phone, unlocking it & seeing your disappointed face along with time & locking it again!Upload to Facebook
    Single life is all about picking up the phone, unlocking it & seeing your disappointed face along with time & locking it again!
  • Dear IPL viewers,<br/>
Please enjoy all the matches.<br/>
Fixed Toh Aapki Shaadi Bhi Thi!Upload to Facebook
    Dear IPL viewers,
    Please enjoy all the matches.
    Fixed Toh Aapki Shaadi Bhi Thi!
  • There are two types of people:<br/>
1. Those who have lunch at 1 PM.<br/>
2. Those who have breakfast at 1 PM.Upload to Facebook
    There are two types of people:
    1. Those who have lunch at 1 PM.
    2. Those who have breakfast at 1 PM.
  • If soap and water make the body clean then what makes the towel dirty after bath?Upload to Facebook
    If soap and water make the body clean then what makes the towel dirty after bath?
  • Wife: Where are you?<br/>
Husband: I am at the bus stop, waiting for the bus.<br/>
Wife: Hurry up!<br/>
Husband: OK, I'll wait a bit faster!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Where are you?
    Husband: I am at the bus stop, waiting for the bus.
    Wife: Hurry up!
    Husband: OK, I'll wait a bit faster!
  • I'm trying to be a more positive person.<br/>
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Today, I'm positive that everyone is an idiot!Upload to Facebook
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    Today, I'm positive that everyone is an idiot!
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