|A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?"|
I happily replied, "Yes..."
She took away the extra chair in front of me!
|"Sorry, we're clothed" can make a great door sign for a strip club when they're closed!|
|A girl's smile creates great confusion in a boy's mind. |
Ghanto Tak Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Hass Ke Dekh Rahi Hai Ya Dekh Kar Hass Rahi Hai!
|Beach, Beer and Babes is the urban version of Roti, Kapda Aur Makaan!|
|You know which is the best place to stay these days? |
Near a charging point!
|Last time I paid for the date was when I bought a calendar!|
|English: Simi is bringing tea.|
|My girlfriend and I argued from the moment we met. It was love at first fight!|
|Prasad: I love you. Do you love me?|
Girl: No, I don't.
Prasad: You can't say no to me.
Prasad: Kyonki, Prasad Ko Kabhi Na Nahi Bolte!
|Banks never recover money from Farmers & Startups.|
Seed funding is risky!