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    Grey Hair & Constipation.
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  • Recently in one of the units of the army, during an annual medical examination, two officers were found to have normal blood pressure, pulse,  ECG,  blood sugar, cholesterol, ideal weight & BMI.<br/>
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Both were placed on adverse report by the CO for not doing enough hard work!Upload to Facebook
    Recently in one of the units of the army, during an annual medical examination, two officers were found to have normal blood pressure, pulse, ECG, blood sugar, cholesterol, ideal weight & BMI.
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    Both were placed on adverse report by the CO for not doing enough hard work!
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<b>Having Food in Restaurant.</b><br/>
Tax: Bhai Akele Akele?<br/><br/>

<b>Watching a Movie.</b><br/>
Tax: Bhai Akele Akele?<br/><br/>

<b>Having a Drink.</b><br/>
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    Whenever I go out:

    Having Food in Restaurant.
    Tax: Bhai Akele Akele?

    Watching a Movie.
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    Having a Drink.
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Proton: E. Rutherford<br/>
Neutron: J. Chadwick<br/>
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    Proton: E. Rutherford
    Neutron: J. Chadwick
    Mitron: Narendra D. Modi
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    Candidate: I'm unemployed!
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Lady: Ambulance Service?<br/>
Executive: Yes Madam, what happened?<br/>
Lady: While drinking coffee, accidently it fell on my saree.<br/>
Executive: Are you really looking for an ambulance for this Madam? <br/>
Lady: Actually my husband  laughed at me.<br/>
Executive: Got it, Madam, the ambulance will be there in two minutes!Upload to Facebook
    A lady called the Ambulance service:
    Lady: Ambulance Service?
    Executive: Yes Madam, what happened?
    Lady: While drinking coffee, accidently it fell on my saree.
    Executive: Are you really looking for an ambulance for this Madam?
    Lady: Actually my husband laughed at me.
    Executive: Got it, Madam, the ambulance will be there in two minutes!
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Candidate: Personally I need a job!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: How about something personal?
    Candidate: Personally I need a job!
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