• Sonu Nigam may still have saved himself from the Maulvi after shaving his head;<br/>
but how will he save himself from Dr. Batra's e-mails now?Upload to Facebook
    Sonu Nigam may still have saved himself from the Maulvi after shaving his head;
    but how will he save himself from Dr. Batra's e-mails now?
  • During a heated argument, God may see everything,  but neighbours hear more!Upload to Facebook
    During a heated argument, God may see everything, but neighbours hear more!
  • I met a nice girl at the mall today.<br/>
Her name was 'No' and coincidentally her number was also 'No'!Upload to Facebook
    I met a nice girl at the mall today.
    Her name was 'No' and coincidentally her number was also 'No'!
  • Police: Accident Kaise Hua?<br/>
Driver: Sir Speed Kam Nahi Ho Payi, Meri Galti Nahi Hai.<br/>
Police: 'Bada Gear' Zimmedar Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Police: Accident Kaise Hua?
    Driver: Sir Speed Kam Nahi Ho Payi, Meri Galti Nahi Hai.
    Police: 'Bada Gear' Zimmedar Hai!
  • Interviewer: Why should we hire you?<br/>
Candidate: Sir, Main Aise Kaam Karunga Jaise Meri Behen Ki Shaadi Ho!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: Why should we hire you?
    Candidate: Sir, Main Aise Kaam Karunga Jaise Meri Behen Ki Shaadi Ho!
  • I sold the memories of my love life to a publisher - they are going to make a joke book out of it!Upload to Facebook
    I sold the memories of my love life to a publisher - they are going to make a joke book out of it!
  • Every relationship needs time; give it some time, it'll surely break!Upload to Facebook
    Every relationship needs time; give it some time, it'll surely break!
  • Don't worry if you are not popular or have no money or nobody loves you.<br/>
Because one day, you'll be dead!Upload to Facebook
    Don't worry if you are not popular or have no money or nobody loves you.
    Because one day, you'll be dead!
  • Things I and my laptop have in common:<br/>
Slow<br/>
Difficult to wake up from sleep<br/>
Struggles to complete basic tasksUpload to Facebook
    Things I and my laptop have in common:
    Slow
    Difficult to wake up from sleep
    Struggles to complete basic tasks
  • Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades!Upload to Facebook
    Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades!
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