|Boss: You can't come to office drunk.|
Mallu Employee: Bud Wei Ser?
|Hierarchy of courts in rising order:|
International Court of Justice
|Boy: Mom, am I a failure?|
Mom: Awww, no sweetie. You haven't failed because you never even tried. What you are is a loser!
|Girl: You have a girlfriend.|
Boy: No. I had.
Girl: Where did she go?
Boy: She Ransomware!
|Single life is all about picking up the phone, unlocking it & seeing your disappointed face along with time & locking it again!|
|Dear IPL viewers,|
Please enjoy all the matches.
Fixed Toh Aapki Shaadi Bhi Thi!
|There are two types of people:|
1. Those who have lunch at 1 PM.
2. Those who have breakfast at 1 PM.
|If soap and water make the body clean then what makes the towel dirty after bath?|
|Wife: Where are you?|
Husband: I am at the bus stop, waiting for the bus.
Wife: Hurry up!
Husband: OK, I'll wait a bit faster!
|I'm trying to be a more positive person.|
Today, I'm positive that everyone is an idiot!