• A lady called her family doctor: Doctor, my husband just swallowed the aspirins by mistake, what shall I do?<br/>

Doctor: Give him a headache now, what else?Upload to Facebook
    A lady called her family doctor: Doctor, my husband just swallowed the aspirins by mistake, what shall I do?
    Doctor: Give him a headache now, what else?
  • I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me one million US Dollars!Upload to Facebook
    I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me one million US Dollars!
  • What's the difference between:<br/><br/>

1. Boyfriend<br/>
2. Lover<br/>
3. Husband<br/>
4. Ex Boyfriend<br/><br/>

Very Simple, Yaar<br/><br/>
1. Prepaid<br/>
2. Postpaid<br/>
3. Lifetime<br/>
4. Coin box!Upload to Facebook
    What's the difference between:

    1. Boyfriend
    2. Lover
    3. Husband
    4. Ex Boyfriend

    Very Simple, Yaar

    1. Prepaid
    2. Postpaid
    3. Lifetime
    4. Coin box!
  • Family member: What are you doing with your life?<br/>
Me: It's a surprise!Upload to Facebook
    Family member: What are you doing with your life?
    Me: It's a surprise!
  • I cried when I failed in 2 Subjects;<br/>

But I laughed when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects!Upload to Facebook
    I cried when I failed in 2 Subjects;
    But I laughed when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects!
  • A man is born without ailments. All the ills are acquired by smoking, drinking and logging into Facebook!Upload to Facebook
    A man is born without ailments. All the ills are acquired by smoking, drinking and logging into Facebook!
  • I've been dating a homeless girl recently, I think it's getting serious, she asked me to move out with her!Upload to Facebook
    I've been dating a homeless girl recently, I think it's getting serious, she asked me to move out with her!
  • Those who spell kewl instead of cool, I wonder if they went to skewl!Upload to Facebook
    Those who spell kewl instead of cool, I wonder if they went to skewl!
  • Guy's Prayer:<br/>
Oh Lord,<br/>
Please give me wisdom:<br/>
To understand my girl friend;<br/>
To love to forgive her;<br/>
To be patience with her moods swings;<br/>

Also Lord, please don't give me strength or I'll strangulate the bitch!Upload to Facebook
    Guy's Prayer:
    Oh Lord,
    Please give me wisdom:
    To understand my girl friend;
    To love to forgive her;
    To be patience with her moods swings;
    Also Lord, please don't give me strength or I'll strangulate the bitch!
  • I'm pretty sure - my prayers go directly to God's spam folder!Upload to Facebook
    I'm pretty sure - my prayers go directly to God's spam folder!
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