|Asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up.|
Guess the two of us aren't going to work out!
A bank will lend you money if you prove that you don't need it!
|How many click-bait articles does it take to change a light bulb?|
The answer may shock you!
|Dentists are reverse tooth fairies, they give you teeth and then take your money!|
|Indian Parents are most optimistic:|
Mom: How was your exam?
Mom: Bahut Bekaar... Ki Thoda Bekaar?
|A Gujju wrote this 'English Love Letter' on Valentine's Day:|
Maari Deer Pusspa Ben,
U r que tea, luv lee, no tea, on nest, attract thief, cheer fool, soup pub & u r very pre tea
Come less bhai!
|Friend: Look, shooting star, let's make a wish.|
Boy: I wish I had a girlfriend.
Shooting Star: Valentine Nikal Geya Bhai!
|Things I and my laptop have in common:|
Difficult to wake up from sleep
Struggles to complete basic tasks
|The easiest way to make your old car run better is to check the prices of new cars!|
|Most harmful side effect of Marijuana is getting caught with it!|