• Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.<br/>
The other half will come out with a drinking problem!
    Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks.
    The other half will come out with a drinking problem!
  • I'm so excited - it's time to take out the garbage.<br/>
What should I wear?
    I'm so excited - it's time to take out the garbage.
    What should I wear?
  • Quarantined:<br/>
I went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business!
    Quarantined:
    I went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business!
  • Test Match Ki Tarah Din Kat Raha Hai...<br/>
Aur Saal Hai 20-20
    Test Match Ki Tarah Din Kat Raha Hai...
    Aur Saal Hai 20-20
  • Some couples are now maid for each other!
    Some couples are now maid for each other!
  • Me: Alexa, what's the weather for this week?<br/>
Alexa: Don't worry about it, you are not going anywhere!
    Me: Alexa, what's the weather for this week?
    Alexa: Don't worry about it, you are not going anywhere!
  • Nail Salons - Closed<br/>
Hair Salons - Closed<br/>
Lash Salons - Closed<br/>
It's about to get real ugly out here!
    Nail Salons - Closed
    Hair Salons - Closed
    Lash Salons - Closed
    It's about to get real ugly out here!
  • If you see me go offline while typing... it's because I went to Google to check spellings!
    If you see me go offline while typing... it's because I went to Google to check spellings!
  • Slept for 8 hours last night. Woke up fresh & supercharged.<br/>
Looking forward to another day full of vigorous hand washing and staring through the window!
    Slept for 8 hours last night. Woke up fresh & supercharged.
    Looking forward to another day full of vigorous hand washing and staring through the window!
  • Work from home scenario:<br/>
Wife: How many times did the cooker whistle?<br/>
Husband: Eh?? Two... three...! I don't know.<br/>
Manager (on Skype): Three! I heard three!
    Work from home scenario:
    Wife: How many times did the cooker whistle?
    Husband: Eh?? Two... three...! I don't know.
    Manager (on Skype): Three! I heard three!