|Dogs prepare you for babies.|
Cats prepare you for teenagers!
|The world has flipped upside down.|
Old folks are sneaking out and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
|Let each one graduate to this level of positivity!|
A reporter was interviewing a 99 yr old man: I certainly hope I can return next year & see you reach 100.
Old Man: Why not, you look healthy enough to me!
|If we saw souls instead of bodies, our definition of beauty perfection and our world would be so different!|
|I am beginning to suspect a woman invented this Coronavirus because:|
1. Mostly men die.
2. Football matches cancelled.
3. Sports events cancelled.
4. Bars and Pubs closed.
5. No socializing in public.
6. You have to stay at home with your wife for 24/7
|How to slap someone while social distancing?|
It is very simple. Wear a mask and gloves then you can!
|Horror movies do not scare me anymore. My bank statement does!|
|India is a country with the highest per capita opinion!|
|Protect yourself from COVID-19.|
Remember, if you are admitted to the ICU, your phone will be with your spouse!
|Blessed are the constipated.|
For they don't give a shit!