• Pro Tip:<br/>
If you need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, ask your girlfriend to send a selfie!
    Pro Tip:
    If you need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, ask your girlfriend to send a selfie!
  • Sometimes you just want to throw fertilizer at people so they grow up!
    Sometimes you just want to throw fertilizer at people so they grow up!
  • I think my stomach has an alarm that's set to vibrate when I'm hungry!
    I think my stomach has an alarm that's set to vibrate when I'm hungry!
  • This is our last week to argue about politics before we get obsessed with Cricket!
    This is our last week to argue about politics before we get obsessed with Cricket!
  • Mother's Day is over, back to Monday traffic. People have moved on from<br/>
<br/>
Meri Maa<br/>
to<br/>
Teri Maa!
    Mother's Day is over, back to Monday traffic. People have moved on from

    Meri Maa
    to
    Teri Maa!
  • The difference between a beggar and an unemployed is that;<br/>
one begs from strangers and the latter one begs from known people!
    The difference between a beggar and an unemployed is that;
    one begs from strangers and the latter one begs from known people!
  • I don't why my friend has blocked me.<br/>
On my birthday, he messaged me, `HBD HBD HBD`.<br/>
So, on his anniversary, I messaged him, `HA HA HA`!
    I don't why my friend has blocked me.
    On my birthday, he messaged me, "HBD HBD HBD".
    So, on his anniversary, I messaged him, "HA HA HA"!
  • Reliance Industries buys global toy retailer Hamleys!<br/>
This is Mukesh Ambani's way to ask his children, `Good News Kab Suna Rahe Ho?`<br/>
#Hamleys
    Reliance Industries buys global toy retailer Hamleys!
    This is Mukesh Ambani's way to ask his children, "Good News Kab Suna Rahe Ho?"
    #Hamleys
  • Teacher: Name any 4 persons who participated in the 'Quit India Movement'.<br/>
Student: Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya, Mehul Choksi and Nirav Modi, Sir!
    Teacher: Name any 4 persons who participated in the 'Quit India Movement'.
    Student: Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya, Mehul Choksi and Nirav Modi, Sir!
  • One of the best hangover lines:<br/>
Wife: Baby you love me na?<br/>
Husband: Who is Meena?
    One of the best hangover lines:
    Wife: Baby you love me na?
    Husband: Who is Meena?