If you need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, ask your girlfriend to send a selfie!
|Sometimes you just want to throw fertilizer at people so they grow up!|
|I think my stomach has an alarm that's set to vibrate when I'm hungry!|
|This is our last week to argue about politics before we get obsessed with Cricket!|
|Mother's Day is over, back to Monday traffic. People have moved on from|
|The difference between a beggar and an unemployed is that;|
one begs from strangers and the latter one begs from known people!
|I don't why my friend has blocked me.|
On my birthday, he messaged me, "HBD HBD HBD".
So, on his anniversary, I messaged him, "HA HA HA"!
|Reliance Industries buys global toy retailer Hamleys!|
This is Mukesh Ambani's way to ask his children, "Good News Kab Suna Rahe Ho?"
|Teacher: Name any 4 persons who participated in the 'Quit India Movement'.|
Student: Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya, Mehul Choksi and Nirav Modi, Sir!
|One of the best hangover lines:|
Wife: Baby you love me na?
Husband: Who is Meena?