|When a grasshopper tells a bad joke, does it only hear crickets?|
|I put my phone under my pillow last night.|
When I woke up it was gone and there was a pound coin in its place.
Damn you Bluetooth fairy!
|At the age of 25, you are still asking your mom for money.|
Look at COVID, he is just 19. He has travelled around the world!
|Flexibility means having a point of view, but also be extremely interested in understanding others' points of view!|
|Zomato guy entered SBI to deliver lunch.|
They told him to come after lunchtime!
|When your parents say, "Koi Chakkar Ho Toh Bata Do!"|
"Tudwa Hum Denge Hi" is silent!
|Bengali asks, "Who is Ornob?"|
Malayali replies, "News Anger!"
|Lockdown can only go 4 ways:|
You will come out a monk, a hunk, a chunk or a drunk.
|They said no phone inside the school.|
Today the school is inside the phone!
|I was in line at the supermarket when the guy in front of me farted. I stared at him, he turned around and said, "If you heard that, you are not keeping your distance and if you smelled it, your mask is not helping you at all!"|